Does this thing work
Hello? Hello? [Taps finger on microphone.]
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence.
On holiday. Very bored. Hiding in the countryside now.
Bit hung over from Christmas. 1/3 bottle of whiskey and a bottle of wine. This is what happens when you wean yourself off alcohol.
Snow has arrived. Another three months where my morning routine is brushing off salt stains on my trousers.
I dodged another wave of the cold going through this office. Yes!
Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
280 character posts for Twitter. Hurrah!
My previous employer's pension money left their account and is in the ether en route to my current employer's pension money. Qui bono?
23c this Sunday. End of October almost. Golf day!
Back from vacation and so mellow at work. How am I going to yell at the subcontractors today?
Whenever someone invites me over and there are more than three cars parked outside, I keep driving in case it's an intervention
Isn't that called getting together with friends when you have a family on the weekend in suburbia?
Last golf day with summer like temperatures.
Last hot day of the year since Irma...
It's one Celsius warmer here today than in Miami. Scary.
Grapes can explode in the microwave.
Whats this button do?
Master of Suit Science, CUM laude
Lionel Richie ain't been black since the Commodores!
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.
Getting entertained tonight by an account manager..yes!
I actually don't know who queues in an orderly fashion more. Canadians or Brits.
Highlight of my day. Watching an Indian woman put on mascara and make up in front of me on a commuter train. It's 730.
Happy Independence Day - to all the people who sharpened their pitchforks and threw tea overboard into the sea.
"Easy is the descent into hell...but to retrace the path; to come out again...there is the task, there is the burden." - Virgil.
His attachment was without selfishness. His playfulness without malice. His fidelity without deceit.
How do you tell the difference between sinus allergies and a cold? Especially if both seemed to mix together.
If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.
Y'all have a great Memorial Day weekend...
"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else."
Getting dressed for Tosca...part 2.
thanks for the update
Getting dressed for Tosca...part 1.
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.
Finally golfing weather returns...
Thanks to cooler heads everyone on this planet survived another weekend without people firing nuclear missiles at each other. Yay!