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I finally figured out how to replace the flint on my zippo lighters. Versus mailing all of them to Pennsylvania.
I must be the only one from Toronto who doesn't understand why Drake is popular.
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
Why do Indian guys keep using the word club? You can club together these responses.
Bit hung over from Christmas. 1/3 bottle of whiskey and a bottle of wine. This is what happens when you wean yourself off alcohol.
Snow has arrived. Another three months where my morning routine is brushing off salt stains on my trousers.
Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
My previous employer's pension money left their account and is in the ether en route to my current employer's pension money. Qui bono?
Back from vacation and so mellow at work. How am I going to yell at the subcontractors today?
Whenever someone invites me over and there are more than three cars parked outside, I keep driving in case it's an intervention
Isn't that called getting together with friends when you have a family on the weekend in suburbia?
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.
I actually don't know who queues in an orderly fashion more. Canadians or Brits.
Highlight of my day. Watching an Indian woman put on mascara and make up in front of me on a commuter train. It's 730.
Happy Independence Day - to all the people who sharpened their pitchforks and threw tea overboard into the sea.
"Easy is the descent into hell...but to retrace the path; to come out again...there is the task, there is the burden." - Virgil.
His attachment was without selfishness. His playfulness without malice. His fidelity without deceit.
How do you tell the difference between sinus allergies and a cold? Especially if both seemed to mix together.
If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.
"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else."
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