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  • I am the Jesus Christ of politics. I am a patient victim. I put up with everyone. I sacrifice myself for everyone.
    My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
    Life's just a bunch of accidents and tragedies. No one's really okay. We're all just doing our best in a world where it's way too easy to do your worst.
    You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Winston Churchill
    Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
    Pimpernel Smith
    Pimpernel Smith
    Let me assure you, once you've got kids, mortgages and serious security clearances, the idea of maxing out several credit cards to the limit and beyond, quickly loses it's appeal.
    He's certainly doing a good job of making the problem itself worse than the cure!
    "We have to face the virus like a man, damn it, not like a little boy" - Jair Bolsonaro
    Gandhi's favourite poet was Kipling. He liked English hymns and was a London barrister.
    When you get older, sleeping in is waking up at 5 as usual and then nodding off for 30 or 45 minutes and then lying stupidly in bed till 7 thinking you slept in.
    Haven’t been ill since December 2017. Finally broke the streak with this cold.
    I just realised I spent 36 hours at home this weekend and I'm on the road again.
    Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
    If I were a Crawley, today's the day Downton Abbey is sold and no longer the family home of the Crawleys...
    Jets flying about this long weekend for the air show. I said to my Syrian work mate that it's just like back home in Damascus.
    prince nez
    prince nez
    Here plane fly over, make noise. Back home, plane fly over, drop bomb. I like this plane better.
    You have 2,672 friends and an average of 30 likes per post and no one to have dinner with on a Saturday.
    Not sure if I should ‘like’ this post.
    At least once a week I think about resigning from my job, but I need the money.
    Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
    I finally figured out how to replace the flint on my zippo lighters. Versus mailing all of them to Pennsylvania.
    I must be the only one from Toronto who doesn't understand why Drake is popular.
    Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
    Why do Indian guys keep using the word club? You can club together these responses.
    Bit hung over from Christmas. 1/3 bottle of whiskey and a bottle of wine. This is what happens when you wean yourself off alcohol.
    Snow has arrived. Another three months where my morning routine is brushing off salt stains on my trousers.
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