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Worked out for the first time in 4 1/2 months. I didn't cough up a lung.
If I were a Crawley, today's the day Downton Abbey is sold and no longer the family home of the Crawleys...
Jets flying about this long weekend for the air show. I said to my Syrian work mate that it's just like back home in Damascus.
You have 2,672 friends and an average of 30 likes per post and no one to have dinner with on a Saturday.
After six weeks I indulged in a cinnamon clove cigarette
At least once a week I think about resigning from my job, but I need the money.
The new World Cup song barely has anything to do with Russia.
Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
I finally figured out how to replace the flint on my zippo lighters. Versus mailing all of them to Pennsylvania.
I must be the only one from Toronto who doesn't understand why Drake is popular.
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
Why do Indian guys keep using the word club? You can club together these responses.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence.
On holiday. Very bored. Hiding in the countryside now.
Bit hung over from Christmas. 1/3 bottle of whiskey and a bottle of wine. This is what happens when you wean yourself off alcohol.
Snow has arrived. Another three months where my morning routine is brushing off salt stains on my trousers.
I dodged another wave of the cold going through this office. Yes!
Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
280 character posts for Twitter. Hurrah!
My previous employer's pension money left their account and is in the ether en route to my current employer's pension money. Qui bono?
23c this Sunday. End of October almost. Golf day!
Back from vacation and so mellow at work. How am I going to yell at the subcontractors today?
Last golf day with summer like temperatures.
Last hot day of the year since Irma...
It's one Celsius warmer here today than in Miami. Scary.
Grapes can explode in the microwave.
Lionel Richie ain't been black since the Commodores!
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.
Getting entertained tonight by an account manager..yes!
I actually don't know who queues in an orderly fashion more. Canadians or Brits.
Highlight of my day. Watching an Indian woman put on mascara and make up in front of me on a commuter train. It's 730.
Happy Independence Day - to all the people who sharpened their pitchforks and threw tea overboard into the sea.
"Easy is the descent into hell...but to retrace the path; to come out again...there is the task, there is the burden." - Virgil.
His attachment was without selfishness. His playfulness without malice. His fidelity without deceit.
How do you tell the difference between sinus allergies and a cold? Especially if both seemed to mix together.
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