Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
Fwiffo
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I am the Jesus Christ of politics. I am a patient victim. I put up with everyone. I sacrifice myself for everyone.
To be an enemy of America can be dangerous, but to be a friend is fatal.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Only the dead see the end of war
Life's just a bunch of accidents and tragedies. No one's really okay. We're all just doing our best in a world where it's way too easy to do your worst.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Corporations can no longer privatize their profits and socialize their losses.
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Winston Churchill
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
"Don’t be afraid of Covid, don’t let it dominate your life.” - Donald Trump
"WE CANNOT LET THE CURE BE WORSE THAN THE PROBLEM ITSELF" - Donald Trump
"It's better to die standing than to live on your knees." - Alexander Lukashenko
"We have to face the virus like a man, damn it, not like a little boy" - Jair Bolsonaro
Gandhi's favourite poet was Kipling. He liked English hymns and was a London barrister.
When you get older, sleeping in is waking up at 5 as usual and then nodding off for 30 or 45 minutes and then lying stupidly in bed till 7 thinking you slept in.
Haven’t been ill since December 2017. Finally broke the streak with this cold.
I just realised I spent 36 hours at home this weekend and I'm on the road again.
Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Do it for the 'Gram!
Which do I want more? CxO of the Year or Insurance Man of the Year?
Dry for 5 days...
Worked out for the first time in 4 1/2 months. I didn't cough up a lung.
If I were a Crawley, today's the day Downton Abbey is sold and no longer the family home of the Crawleys...
Dry for 5 1/2 days now
Jets flying about this long weekend for the air show. I said to my Syrian work mate that it's just like back home in Damascus.
You have 2,672 friends and an average of 30 likes per post and no one to have dinner with on a Saturday.
After six weeks I indulged in a cinnamon clove cigarette
At least once a week I think about resigning from my job, but I need the money.
The new World Cup song barely has anything to do with Russia.
Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
I finally figured out how to replace the flint on my zippo lighters. Versus mailing all of them to Pennsylvania.
I must be the only one from Toronto who doesn't understand why Drake is popular.
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
Why do Indian guys keep using the word club? You can club together these responses.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence.
On holiday. Very bored. Hiding in the countryside now.
Bit hung over from Christmas. 1/3 bottle of whiskey and a bottle of wine. This is what happens when you wean yourself off alcohol.
Snow has arrived. Another three months where my morning routine is brushing off salt stains on my trousers.
I dodged another wave of the cold going through this office. Yes!
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