Anybody Know Anything About Speedboats?

Allen Smithee

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I think that's what they're called. I want a long fast boat that barely stays in the water. how much are they? do I need a license?
ooh does it matter if i get the open ones or the racy one where there is a little cockpit? do these get good mileage? do I need insurance?
This looks hideously uncomfortable. But I'm a landlubber.

Maybe this might work.

Will give you the dry land feel while asea. Not fast but its vintage vibe will pull certain chicks. Take' for a spin on the water then drive up the beach to the Taco Bell, let them gorge themselves. A few bottles of Thunderbird and they will be yours. Remember to roll them into the recovery position afterwards.

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