Best proof that mermaids exist (video)

[The Shooman]

Most people probably aren't aware that there is supposed to be a whole large population of humans who are half fish half human living in the sea. Here is pretty convincing footage of a mermaid...look how it swims off into the water and accelerates away. No human can swim off like that.


Amazing Mermaid On The Rock "Sirena" (Animal Planet, Special Analysis 100% TRUE)
Amazing Mermaid On The Rock "Sirena" (Animal Planet, Special Analysis 100% TRUE) - YouTube

Not sure if this is real like the above video appears to be, but interesting.

Real Mermaids Found Dead On Beach - True Real Story
Real Mermaids Found Dead On Beach - True Real Story - YouTube

 

[OfficePants]

That first has been debunked years ago, its CGI.

 

[Russell Street]

So you don't believe the conventional wisdom that such lore is the result of drunk horny sailors ogling manatees from afar?

 

[OfficePants]

So you don't believe the conventional wisdom that such lore is the result of drunk horny sailors ogling manatees from afar?

No, I don't. Drunk horny sailors sucked/fucked other drunk horny sailors. Needs were met.

 

[Russell Street]

I was more asking The Shooman , as the implication is that there is some attempt to hide this cryptozoology.
However, manlove is not totally satisfying when a woman is wanted, and the genital question on mermaids is in line with a desire for femininity over orgasm.

 

[OfficePants]

However, manlove is not totally satisfying

The gay mafia would have you believe otherwise.

 

[The Shooman]

That first has been debunked years ago, its CGI.

I don't know what GQ is, but here are some cave paintings that appear to be of mermaids also.
mermaid cave paintings - Google Search

People can try to debunk all they like, but that top video looks pretty real to me. Besides, lots of folk law and a top enoightened spiritual leader also talks about humanoids living under the sea.

 

[The Shooman]

So you don't believe the conventional wisdom that such lore is the result of drunk horny sailors ogling manatees from afar?

No, l beleive they saw the real deal. Mankind has never been able to handle the possible existance of various mythical creatures and aliens because heir's enlightenment quality is poor due to the physical material world and it's practical teachings. Mankind still largely thinks we are all alone in the universe, and if things can't be seen with one's own eyes it must not exist. But at the same time, you don't want to believe everything you hear either. It is a case of improving enlightenment quality and being able to work out what is true and what's not.

 

[Russell Street]

I don't know what GQ is...humanoids living under the sea.

That's Gentleman's Quarterly and Atlantians, respectively.
There is this though. NSFW.

 

[Jan Libourel]

Hey, Shooey, as long as we are on the subject of mystery humanoids, what are your views on the Australian Yowie? I know such a creature should be an impossibility based on established principles of zoogeography, but a lot of people in the Outback have claimed to see such a creature.

Are you a crypto buff in general? Any views on the Queensland Marsupial "Tiger"? That's one cryptid that came close to acceptance by mainstream science but seems to have faded from view in later decades.

Anyway, it's great to see you in this forum, which I think will be a good fit for you. We have been mates in forumland since I joined AAAC back in the spring of '04.

 

[Allen Smithee]

haha you probably believe in the okapi too.