Christmas 2016

Fwiffo

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What is on plan for everyone's Christmas holidays?

I am at work till the bitter end on December 23. I'll probably drop by the club for a very long & wet lunch and mingle with the other single/divorced/unattached men and then collect a few last minute gifts. Still buying things late this year because I'm waiting for my credit card to roll over. Damned Paris trip and needy women.

On Christmas Eve, after a work out, I will be making the epic trek to my parents' house 40km away. No praying or church or mosque. I'll probably be wrapping.

Christmas dinner is our family tradition and my aunt renovated her house for a tidy sum to be able to seat everyone at a long table for 12 or 16 people. No more children's table or eating on the kitchen counter. I was offended my aunt and mother offered to change the time or day to accommodate my brother's new wife. I don't give a toss when they celebrate - this has been tradition for decades for me, and I don't see why I have to change for some other family. We always make a turkey and some secondary meat.

Unfortunately for my aunt, some of my cousins are taking advantage of cheap airfares and going on holidays during Christmas so the attendance of the imbibing part of my family will be lower than usual. My uncle who is turning 80 next year is also not drinking as much as he used to. I am still undecided whether to bring out the Ardbeg Perpetuum bottle my mate bought me or Lagavulin 16 I picked up at duty free. Sparkling will probably be Moet. Not sure if I'm going to go back to Chateau Pipeau for red. Since digestif after the dinner will likely only be my uncle and myself, going to skip the brandy. I think I still have some Courvoisier XO at my aunt's house. Too few people to try a holiday cocktail too. I miss the days when we used to move up after all the women go wash the dishes and have a cigar and brandy.

My father stopped the Boxing Day shopping trip we used to make at 5am the next day. He says he can buy everything online so our annual once a year trip to McDonalds at 6am on Boxing Day will not resume. I have to find time on the Eve, Boxing Day or the day after to visit my work mate and his two daughters.

And then of course watch at least one Boxing Day footy at the local pub with my mate going back to middle school. Too bad Arsenal isn't getting the 11am slot so I'll have to choose between City and Liverpool. Bangers, London Pride and baked beans.
 
All that ghastly family stuff, I've left behind. Once the old timers had gone i.e. the Greatest Generation, it descended into petty rivalries and conversations about houses and stuff. Plus my brother and his family are born again Catholic vegan fanatics. It helps that I am far enough away to have excuses not to mobilize to come. I am happy to be that eccentric ne'er do well, somewhere overseas who appears to be doing rather well for himself.

I've plenty of time off, from now until 9th Jan, but I will be working from home a fair bit. I will be stocking up with plenty of good wine, getting in some serious Ellingtonia and big bands in general, encoding my remaining Mosaic box sets to Flac, biking weather permitting, get the fire going and hopefully get back friendly with the wife in the next day or two.

That's about it, I will be socially inert and that's the way I like it!
 
All that ghastly family stuff, I've left behind. Once the old timers had gone i.e. the Greatest Generation, it descended into petty rivalries and conversations about houses and stuff.

That's about it, I will be socially inert and that's the way I like it!

I'd say the same happened in my family except I'm one of the youngest in my generation and after years of decreases the numbers are multiplying again due to marriage and in a more limited way the birth of new progeny.

Social inert ? Is that a synonym for being an introvert? Inane family chatter is part of social ritual especially when you get confused some cousin has brought yet another partner to Christmas and you start getting details of the one you met last year mixed up with this new one. Exercising kneejerk reflexive answers is always a challenge worth mastering, "Yes, yes it has been a splendid year. I still get paid a decent amount to sit in the office and have three martini lunches. Quite a relaxing life - you should try it before we fall out of middle class and the 1% trample us into poverty."
 
I was offended my aunt and mother offered to change the time or day to accommodate my brother's new wife.

Quite the self absorbed millennial snowflake there Fwiff.


We have the usual plan, which involves all the various families and a couple hundred miles of driving. Up to the river house early Christmas Eve, where I'm cooking Coq au Vin this year. Christams morning there then back to to our house to host the in-laws for Christmas dinner. Still sorting what I'm going to make. Day after Christmas will have my Dad and his wife over for lunch. Should be interesting with a one year old in tow.
 
Fly home late Friday night, spend time with the family I only see during Christmas and then back to London Monday afternoon. Such a relaxing time these holidays.
 
Quite the self absorbed millennial snowflake there Fwiff.

I don't know which statement I'm more offended by - that I'm a millennial or a snowflake.

I know I'm self absorbed. It's a byproduct of age. However, I wasn't the one at the altar saying yes in sickness and in health so I have no obligations to change my life for someone else.

Fly home late Friday night, spend time with the family I only see during Christmas and then back to London Monday afternoon. Such a relaxing time these holidays.

Don't you have the 27th off as compensation for Christmas after Boxing Day?
 
I don't know which statement I'm more offended by - that I'm a millennial or a snowflake.

I know I'm self absorbed. It's a byproduct of age. However, I wasn't the one at the altar saying yes in sickness and in health so I have no obligations to change my life for someone else.

If you've ever used the word offended to describe yourself, you are probably both. Or a baby boomer (or as I like to say, Millennial - The Prequel), but you obviously aren't in that age bracket.
 
I don't know which statement I'm more offended by - that I'm a millennial or a snowflake.

I know I'm self absorbed. It's a byproduct of age. However, I wasn't the one at the altar saying yes in sickness and in health so I have no obligations to change my life for someone else.



Don't you have the 27th off as compensation for Christmas after Boxing Day?

UK holidays are pretty irrelevant when you have a global job. Christmas Day and the 1st of January are the only holidays that are global enough for me to take them off. Unfortunately, the 1st of Jan is a Sunday this time, so no extra day off for me.

All the other bank holidays are regular working days for me. Only management takes those off.
 
With that said, I just got told to deliver something by an American for January 1st. Why January 1st, not January 2nd nor January 3rd, I have no clue. This is dependent on Canadian and Chinese resources working together - the former which I conscripted my Muslim & Orthodox guys to work on December 27 (sorry no compensating Christmas/Boxing Day holiday) and China for whatever reason doesn't work December 27-28. They're not Christians, they're communist or socialist atheists, why do they get to take the day off? Besides, they celebrate the lunar new year which is next year. Thank you USA though.
 
With that said, I just got told to deliver something by an American for January 1st. Why January 1st, not January 2nd nor January 3rd, I have no clue. This is dependent on Canadian and Chinese resources working together - the former which I conscripted my Muslim & Orthodox guys to work on December 27 (sorry no compensating Christmas/Boxing Day holiday) and China for whatever reason doesn't work December 27-28. They're not Christians, they're communist or socialist atheists, why do they get to take the day off? Besides, they celebrate the lunar new year which is next year. Thank you USA though.

Why not push back and say you'll deliver on the Monday? Or at leat ask for the reasoning behind it.
 
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Tuesday you mean. There's no reasoning. This person just does it all the time. I guarantee no one will look at whatever is produced till some time into the first work day.

It's like my boss asking me to push back other Americans because my staff were working on Christmas Eve or Day. I did for him then already, and I expressed my displeasure with this assignment after the pushback, but the boss wants us to execute this one so we're going to do it.

I just visited the Christmas market across the street. It was -11 and bitterly cold but I bought a bunch of craft soap, air fresheners, towels for dogs, and some gourmet hot sauce and I feel great.
 
People who want something by COB Friday but you know they won't even look at it until after lunch Monday.
 
My building has a Christmas party tonight for all residences. I've been renting here for seven years and I haven't attended one. What does one expect from these events? Moaning about condo fees? The property tax is going up again?

I don't know any of my neighbours except the yoga/ballet woman next to me but I'm not sure she's in town.

Still wondering if I should go. It starts 630p too so I'm likely to be a bit sloshed when I show up.
 
My building has a Christmas party tonight for all residences. I've been renting here for seven years and I haven't attended one. What does one expect from these events? Moaning about condo fees? The property tax is going up again?

I don't know any of my neighbours except the yoga/ballet woman next to me but I'm not sure she's in town.

Still wondering if I should go. It starts 630p too so I'm likely to be a bit sloshed when I show up.

Go! Great logistics if you happen to meet someone you like. Besides, you never know when you might need your neighbors.
 
My building has a Christmas party tonight for all residences. I've been renting here for seven years and I haven't attended one. What does one expect from these events? Moaning about condo fees? The property tax is going up again?

I don't know any of my neighbours except the yoga/ballet woman next to me but I'm not sure she's in town.

Still wondering if I should go. It starts 630p too so I'm likely to be a bit sloshed when I show up.
On Thursday we have our street party. The council gives us a permit and closes off the street officially @ 3.30 and they take barriers down around 10pm. We roll out a couple of BBQ s on the road, tables and chairs and bring our own food and drink to share. Kids go crazy skateboarding etc up and down the street. Sometimes it goes to 1.00am. We throw in $20 per house to cover fees and insurance. Insurance lasts 12 months, so we figured out we can get 2 years in if we watch the dates. Pretty much everyone goes except for a couple of houses. We all know each other and share stuff and have a street Facebook page which is handy for lots of stuff.
 
On Thursday we have our street party. The council gives us a permit and closes off the street officially @ 3.30 and they take barriers down around 10pm. We roll out a couple of BBQ s on the road, tables and chairs and bring our own food and drink to share. Kids go crazy skateboarding etc up and down the street. Sometimes it goes to 1.00am. We throw in $20 per house to cover fees and insurance. Insurance lasts 12 months, so we figured out we can get 2 years in if we watch the dates. Pretty much everyone goes except for a couple of houses. We all know each other and share stuff and have a street Facebook page which is handy for lots of stuff.

Any passive aggressiveness on the street Facebook?
 
People who want something by COB Friday but you know they won't even look at it until after lunch Monday.

It's all to satisfy their ego

I always thought the asshole move is to tell them "Monday morning on my desk is fine", to give the minions the opportunity for more detailed analice over the weekend! That has been used with great success in many industries. Same as scheduling important meetings for Mondays, etc.
 
I always thought the asshole move is to tell them "Monday morning on my desk is fine", to give the minions the opportunity for more detailed analice over the weekend! That has been used with great success in many industries. Same as scheduling important meetings for Mondays, etc.

The breakfast meeting used to be a thing as well. Kind of a dick measuring contest about who could get up earliest for no reason, except no one wins, which is why it's not very popular anymore.
 
The breakfast meeting used to be a thing as well. Kind of a dick measuring contest about who could get up earliest for no reason, except no one wins, which is why it's not very popular anymore.

All you fuckers sleep too late anyway, why rub it in.
 
My building has a Christmas party tonight for all residences. I've been renting here for seven years and I haven't attended one. What does one expect from these events? Moaning about condo fees? The property tax is going up again?

I don't know any of my neighbours except the yoga/ballet woman next to me but I'm not sure she's in town.

Still wondering if I should go. It starts 630p too so I'm likely to be a bit sloshed when I show up.

I took over someone's business email account for awhile and was inundated with all these building management meetings and petty complaints, then I imagine on top of that there's the sound insulation problems. Quite ghastly really, I am thankful I live way out in the tree lined suburbs and my noise is my own concern. Even if I was free and single, I would still live way out where I can jump on a Brompton and within two minutes be riding around a lake and through what passes for a forest in these parts.
 
Unfortunately my afternoon till evening Christmas drinks with a certain lady meant I didn't get back to my flat until after 8p. As I peered into the common room, I saw a man in a t shirt and another man in a safari hat dressed like they either rolled out of bed or were heading to the gym. There were cases of soda and some half finished party sized cake. I reckon I missed it or the party went somewhere else. C'est la vie. There's always next year.

That said today I get a free Christmas lunch from someone I recommended to my old firm, happy hour with this other lady but I have to cut it short because it's time to go to my LGBT (without the T and maybe B) solstice party for pagans.
 
...., I saw a man in a t shirt and another man in a safari hat dressed like they either rolled out of bed or were heading to the gym. ...
Here that would mean normal people dressed for going to work, job interview or a funeral or wedding.
 
LGBT solstice party. Why do I think I am with the full cast of forty year old virgin or whatever that movie is
 
LGBT solstice party. Why do I think I am with the full cast of forty year old virgin or whatever that movie is

The draw of the LGBT solstice party is? Good booze? Yummy pagan apps? An open window in your social calendar?

In Kensington Market?

Is this you in the pointy hat?

 
I brought the best booze but I swear to God it's like hanging out with loser of losers. For one thing I am the only one in suit and tie.
 
LGBT don't drink very well at this party. Or at all.
 
Ok the street was closed an hour ago. Kids sk8brding up and down.

Just went to buy the booze. Its crazy - I got 6 stubbies of Kirin for $12 = half price on a deal usually $22 (= around 6 standard drinks) then I got 2 x Shiraz + 2 x White wine for $12 all up (= about 32 standard drinks).

WTF is that about???
 
Alright Christmas breakfast finished. Got a wool tie from my lady friend.

Vendor lunch today at Trump Tower and then happy hour with my staff.
 
What is on plan for everyone's Christmas holidays?

I don't take holidays anymore. I shall work from the middle of the night until late at night 7 days per week every single day of the year until my mission is accomplished. Don't ask me what l am doing because it is top secret, truly. Family will get a 10 minute phone call and that is it. It won't always be intense like this, but perhaps another 12 months of this.
 
^Dig it! I am now retiring to my man cave and decompression chamber, I expect to exit on or around 5th January.

So long suckers!
 
I don't take holidays anymore. I shall work from the middle of the night until late at night 7 days per week every single day of the year until my mission is accomplished. Don't ask me what l am doing because it is top secret, truly. Family will get a 10 minute phone call and that is it. It won't always be intense like this, but perhaps another 12 months of this.

So you work from the middle of the night (00:00) till late at night. The sun rises just befor 06:00 in Oz, so at max you're working 6 hours a day. That's what you call working hard? That's 42 hours a week, just above the average work week...

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Bugger! I am having to go back into work on 27th. Good job I didn't mobilize back to Blighty as the missus wanted.
 

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