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In the annals of female derived horseshit about men, this ranks pretty high on the list

32 Competent Things Men Do That We Find Sexual, Ranked | The Hairpin

Tuesday, May 19, 2015
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32 Competent Things Men Do That We Find Sexual, Ranked
By Alexandra Molotkow and Haley Mlotek @ 9:30 am
32. Wears an analog watch.
31. Changes a light bulb.
30. Knows the wattage.
29. Poaches an egg.
28. Peels an orange, hands you a slice.
27. Legible handwriting.
26. Takes groceries out of shopping bags.
25. Knows the words to disco songs.
24. Knows the names of two of your friends (first names only are fine).
23. Kicks your feet, propped up on coffee table, out of the way so he can walk around you.
22. Flips book over to read back copy.
21. Pours you coffee, hands it to you.
20. Sips a glass of water, bedside, late at night.
19. Has Advil.
18. Orders fries for the table.
17. Talks to your shy friend.
16. Leaves a room without announcing it.
15. Pets a kitten.
14. Holds a baby.
13. Kills a bug.
12. Takes a bug outside instead of killing it.
11. Hails taxi in the right direction.
10. Answers the phone: "hey"
9. Has a perfect jump shot.
8. Knows what a jump shot is but doesn't care to explain it.
7. Blows smoke rings.
6. Strong, steady whistle.
5. Draws map on a napkin.
4. Wears sunglasses outside, never in.
3. Bathes.
2. Wears a white t-shirt.
1. Drives.

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Such crap. The real list is more like:
10. Puts the toilet seat down.
9. Talks smack about an attractive woman
8. Listens to her boring work gossip
7. Cooks.
6. Pays for dinner.
5. Is homosexual
4. vacuums
3. Does laundry
2. Buys jewelry
1. Buys house.
 
Such crap. The real list is more like:
10. Puts the toilet seat down.
9. Talks smack about an attractive woman
8. Listens to her boring work gossip
7. Cooks.
6. Pays for dinner.
5. Is homosexual
4. vacuums
3. Does laundry
2. Buys jewelry
1. Buys house.

Just BRILLIANT!
 
Such crap. The real list is more like:
10. Puts the toilet seat down.
9. Talks smack about an attractive woman
8. Listens to her boring work gossip
7. Cooks.
6. Pays for dinner.
5. Is homosexual
4. vacuums
3. Does laundry
2. Buys jewelry
1. Buys house.

5. sums it all up
 
That's definitely a list of things gay men find sexy about each other.

If it were lesbos it would be:

Plays golf
Plays tennis
Hates her dad
Doesn't mind hairy legs
No make friends
Watches world cup womens soccer
Wants a baby
Drives a Subaru
 

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