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Chorn

Chorn

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This is a thread for us Haterade connoisseurs to get together and sip from our chalices. This is not for what is pissing you off. This thread is for hate. The sort of hate you revel in. Slowly simmers in the back of your brain, warmly massaging your cerebellum.


First up for me:

I FUCKING HATE SHOES IN THIS COUNTY.

So, outside of Unipair, there are few places in Seoul to get decent shoes. There is a large chain called Keumkang which carries Vass, Church's, and Ferragamo. Most of what they carry, however, is what most business men here wear. And it's fucking terrible. I swear to fucking Christ on the cross that it's plastic. It also comes pre-rolled so it doesn't crease (or crack). And it's ugly. Just ugly. So. Fucking. Ugly. And I have to sit across from these on the subway everyday. My eyeballs want to bleed sometimes I feel so overwhelmed. Just. Fuck.

Share in my misery you bumfucks....

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Oh, and if you want to get your hashtagmenswear on

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You have no idea how many people you see around here wearing suits with these shoes.

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Godammit you fucking prick, not because they are Ferragamo you can wear them with every outfit you use!

Also a lot of suits with mocassins and clown socks.

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And finally this... it's the fashion right now so practically if you want to be considered "well dressed" you have to own a Ferragamo or Gucci or LV belt. No kidding, people buy a $3,000 pesos suit but they are willing to spend $4,500 in a belt. Morons.

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And I hate this fucking moron who is the President. If the Mexican government is spying me remember that I am a liar.

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This kid knows what I'm talking about.

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Harveybirdman said:
I hate with a fucking passion motherfuckers who drive with their bright headlights on all the time. TURN THE BRIGHTS OFF WHEN THERES ANOTHER CAR APPROACHING YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!
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Talking about that, how about the ones that drive with their back fog light on when there's no fog!
 
Betelgeuse said:
Talking about that, how about the ones that drive with their back fog light on when there's no fog!
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FWIW, last time I was at BMW NA headquarters, they openly admitted that rear fog light s were something meant for Black Forest fog and that too many Americans were idiot asshats thats thought bright lights were cool and would drive around with them on ALL the time, so they were omitted for our market. Audi, Mercedes, don't know or don't care that wealthy idiots are burning rectangular holes in people's retinas with this feature.

Similarly, at least were I live, there are way too many people that can't remenber to turn ANY lights on when there is rain, fog, dusk, pitch black darkness... and don't get me started on the lovely people that have managed to let two or more brake lights burn out. Thanks, assholes!
 
Russell Street said:
Similarly, at least were I live, there are way too many people that can't remenber to turn ANY lights on when there is rain, fog, dusk, pitch black darkness... and don't get me started on the lovely people that have managed to let two or more brake lights burn out. Thanks, assholes!
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Ughhh! Those are true assholes.
 
Use your blinkers when you are making a turn or I will rape your mother's throat.
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Not to turn this into a traffic thread, but if I'm waiting to make a turn at an uncontrolled intersection, and you are approaching on the perpendicular road and slow down, then blink about ten feet before turning before me (instead of giving me notice that I could've pulled out long ago), go fuck yourself you fucking fuck. That sort of thing fuels my traffic vigilante fantasies to no end.
 
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Harveybirdman said:
Use your blinkers when you are making a turn or I will rape your mother's throat.
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OMG I get this every morning after dropping Baby Doom at the day care. I think it's a game of chicken that the ethnic types like to play (hey man I fake you out with the no-turn-signal thing). 80% of people turn left but like 0.00000000042% actually signal before gunning the throttle and turning the wheel. I hate that shit, because I'm usually turning left from the other direction.
 
I try to be courteous when someone is coming from the other direction. When I'm turning left, I signal to their left (my right) so that they don't get confused. I think we'd all be better off if drivers were as considerate (seeing the intersection from the other driver's point of view) as I am.
 
I don't understand those guys that are into CrossFit or the Spartan Race but they have to let everybody know! Like if they were some kind of super human for doing that. Yeap they go to their rutines and the races but every single friday night they get pretty drunk.

Also a lot of them tell me to go with them, that it's really chanllenging and stuff like that. I won't go cause I don't train for that. If you want to see it my trainning is not for doing cardio, it is to gain muscle! Oh yeah and while you are doing stuff like the Spartan race or your beloved crossfit, I'm eating Pop Tarts and watching TV and I burn more fat than you. :truestorymeme:
 
Betelgeuse said:
I don't understand those guys that are into CrossFit or the Spartan Race but they have to let everybody know! Like if they were some kind of super human for doing that. Yeap they go to their rutines and the races but every single friday night they get pretty drunk.

Also a lot of them tell me to go with them, that it's really chanllenging and stuff like that. I won't go cause I don't train for that. If you want to see it my trainning is not for doing cardio, it is to gain muscle! Oh yeah and while you are doing stuff like the Spartan race or your beloved crossfit, I'm eating Pop Tarts and watching TV and I burn more fat than you. :truestorymeme:
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shut your pop-tart hole my 5k was an epic experience where I discovered the meaning of life, found Jimmy Hoffa, and shook God's hand

.....brah
 
MFDoom said:
shut your pop-tart hole my 5k was an epic experience where I discovered the meaning of life, found Jimmy Hoffa, and shook God's hand

.....brah
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LOL. I mean it's nice if people like it but they are no super humans for doing that. That was my point. No need to see those people ostrich legs doing not even half squats but hells yeah they put 3 45's disks!
 
I regularly have the misfortune of being in a room where the television is set to ABC nightly news. I rarely hate someone solely on how they look, but David Muir, I hate you and your stupid hair. Guy Smiley looks more credible and less douchey.
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A good friend of mine from high school had a cousin who liked anime and liked Japan. Because. You know. Anime. He once tried to explain that the trick to running fast was to constantly be falling forward. Like how ninjas do it. In anime.

I think that the hate here speaks for itself.
 
well.... pose running is styled after that so the principle is sound, even if it was a doofy way of getting there.

.btw...pose kills my feet. hate it, even though it is startlingly quick.
 
I don't have a PhD in ninja, but I'm pretty sure they didn't do much running.

Interesting about pose running though.
 
Las Vegas is having a "problem" with the number of pedestrians hit by drivers on public roadways. Tonight I figured out why.

Driving home from school, through a poorer part of town, w/in 3 stoplights, there were 7, SEVEN, FREAKING VII people I counted (all poor) jaywalking the street less than 200 feet away from an intersection w/ a crosswalk. Sometimes even between an intersection and a gov't provided pedestrian crosswalk.

YOU WALK 200 FEET THAT WAY AND YOU ARE PROTECTED BY LIGHTS, AND PUBLIC NOTICE OF CROSSING PLACE!!! Instead, you meander out between oncoming cars, wearing dark clothes, at night, and then get pissed when I slam on the breaks to not add your ass to the casualty list being kept by the city?

Fuck you. Fuck you to hell, you unwealthy bitch. I hope you get hit by many cars. Bouncing off the hood of one onto another.

(note - I use references to socioeconomic status here as code for a racial classification. Imagine that.)
 
Yeah. I don't get the dark-clothing-at-night routine that some of our unweathies tend to sport.
 
Use the cross-walk, mass transit, wear something reflective, don't cross in traffic. You know, do things that keep you alive. hurrr.

I'm a little upset at the firm auditing our books. We had an April 30 deadline, I get a verbal OK that things are progressing fine and I can move on to other projects. Then Thursday I get an hour-long phone call, followed by an emailed request for maybe 22 supporting schedules - at 5 p.m. Thursday. There went my Friday. Accountants!!

And I can't vaporize the cretins until I get the review letter.
 
Ok, I'll bring it back to Chorn's opening hatred focussing on shoes.

I hate how iGents have destroyed Vass. I have it on good authority that will no longer do shell cordovan on the Budapester last and now are reluctant to do 27o goyser stitching on certain models. Here we have a company abandoning defining elements of the AH footwear tradition to enable them to make copies of English and Italian models iGents love but don't want to pay EG and the like the $$$ to acquire them. Call up Vass. Can you make me a copy of the EG Chelsea? But in green cordovan? And can you patina it like Berluti but for a Septieme Largeur price? Can I have double sole tapering to a single sole then expanding into a triple sole? Can you do it on a u last for the right shoe and a k last for the left shoe? I use my left for for but kicking and the k last is pointier and penetrates deeper into someone's ass. Can we do a group order? Can we take 6 years to figure out what we want? Can you custom die it to a mink suede colour? I know I said shell but I want the suede on the heel counter of the right shoe. That way when I pass a homeless person and he coughs and I think there is spittle on the back on my left pant leg (made by Ambrosi don't you know) I can use the suede to wipe his TB off the flannel (London Lounge fabric personally blessed by Michael Alden). Speaking of Aldens, don't you just love Alden's? Where was I

Fuck off and let Vass go back to making big fucking clunky shoes!
 
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Newer houses, and usually larger gaudy ones, in my area have this nasty habit of having some stone/brick/stucco facade, and then cheap-ass ugly vinyl siding everywhere else. This really gets my ire, because it reeks of both cost savings and inauthenticity. If you're building a house, and one that will be highly priced, have the damned sides match the front and use something besides the chinziest plastic clapping.
 
Russell Street said:
Newer houses, and usually larger gaudy ones, in my area have this nasty habit of having some stone/brick/stucco facade, and then cheap-ass ugly vinyl siding everywhere else. This really gets my ire, because it reeks of both cost savings and inauthenticity. If you're building a house, and one that will be highly priced, have the damned sides match the front and use something besides the chinziest plastic clapping.
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I actually had someone tell me that that vinyl cement siding is better brick.
 
OfficePants said:
I actually had someone tell me that that vinyl cement siding is better brick.
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It's certainly cheaper to install. Last year I had DOOM HQ resided and it wasn't outrageous and only took a week. But I'd rather all-brick and one story for the next HQ. Fuck ladders.
 
MFDoom said:
It's certainly cheaper to install. Last year I had DOOM HQ resided and it wasn't outrageous and only took a week. But I'd rather all-brick and one story for the next HQ. Fuck ladders.
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Cheaper don't mean better. Brick all the way. Just remember the 3 little pigs.
 
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