Fucking Ew.

[Chorn]

So much ew going on here.

http://www.gq.com/hgqru/

 

[Rain Man]

GQ apparently stands for "God, Quit!"

 

[Betelgeuse]

So in the US there are also "Mirrreyes"

"Lobiku, I have the spreeeeezzz, all Gucci, my Lobster. The wimmenz love the Gucci." Marica. LOL.

"Yeah, bro, you have to make the jacket shape you body." This guy looks like a "Tamal mal amarrado".

 

[Chorn]

 

[Betelgeuse]

Aghhhhhh, my eyes!

 

[Grand Potentate]

I love this thread. SO MUCH POTENTIAL.

Why is this in DT?

 

[Chorn]

Because this thread requires the word "fuck" in the title.

 

[Grand Potentate]

Works for me

 

[Chorn]

I find his look very penetrating.

This guy cropped out the "'s" in Burberry's so folks wouldn't know it's vintage?

 

[Chorn]

Part of me has always wanted to enter one of their (GQ/Esquire) silly contests. Now that I see the kind of people that enter these contests, I no longer want this. Having men look at my clothes on the internet is enough exhibitionism for me.

I suspect they were more meaningful before the last shreds of their credibility were stripped by them by popular blogs, tumblrs and forums.

 

[Grand Potentate]

I find his look very penetrating.

This guy cropped out the "'s" in Burberry's so folks wouldn't know it's vintage?

Why does it look like he has a large sweat stain around his crotch?

Part of me has always wanted to enter one of their (GQ/Esquire) silly contests. Now that I see the kind of people that enter these contests, I no longer want this. Having men look at my clothes on the internet is enough exhibitionism for me.

I suspect they were more meaningful before the last shreds of their credibility were stripped by them by popular blogs, tumblrs and forums.

I thought you wanted to be like Foo???

 

[Chorn]

Only in the one shoe. Though really two shoes (brown and black park aves). And I guess desiring 10 blue blazers, all subtly different, and ten gray wool trousers, all different, is a little Foo-ish.

Man. I just made that idea up. But it really, really, really appeals to me.

 

[ter1413]

W
O
W
!

 

[Betelgeuse]

Part of me has always wanted to enter one of their (GQ/Esquire) silly contests. Now that I see the kind of people that enter these contests, I no longer want this. Having men look at my clothes on the internet is enough exhibitionism for me.

I suspect they were more meaningful before the last shreds of their credibility were stripped by them by popular blogs, tumblrs and forums.

What do those would think about us? Not that I care, but would be funny to hear them.

 

[Chorn]

The thing is Betel, none of these guys are trying to improve. They are posting their images through a one way medium. They believe they already have an awesome sense of style. We here on menswear forums at least can pretend we want to learn and evolve.

Re-god damn-diculous pose

Da fuck, bro?

"Please God, don't let him button the bottom button again. And grant me a blossoming erection"

Blossoming Erection.

 

[Betelgeuse]

Just for you Chorn, just for fun haha, your lobuki, don't tell Mrs Chorn. :LOLguy:

Not from the page, but you get the idea GQ = Mirrrey in Mexico haha

"Mirrrrey take me a photo with my new LV bag"... At least hire a studio, what's with the location being the top of a bulding and not a nice one.

"Mirrrrey check out the pants I made with the excess of fabric from the couch."

 

[Grand Potentate]

Lol

 

[Grand Potentate]

 

[Chorn]

I went to school with a ton of mirreys and lobukis. Most...well...stayed who they are, but one ended up becoming very down to earth and now is a successful hipster working at the marketing office of some radio station in Chicago.

 

[Pauly Chase]

The banana suit trumps all.

Just looked at the pictures from the original link. Majority of them are total fail. The sad part is the general public will think they are stylish.

 

[Chorn]

Pretty sure most of the general public will think most of them look like nutsack.

 

[MFDoom]

thought #1) by comparison, scott storch would appear as the modern Beau Brummel.
thought #2) the good news is that a few of these gents could add a cape to their looks and not look any more ridiculous than their photo - though I'm sure one or two would find a way.

 

[Chorn]

This man is clearly wearing a woman's jacket:

 

[Grand Potentate]

This man is clearly wearing a woman's jacket:

I get a very youthful Harveybirdman from this one

 

[Rain Man]

Tartan tie and bluchers? It's good to be a gangsta.

 

[MFDoom]

lot of them seems like serial wankers.

repaired.

 

[Chorn]

 

[Grand Potentate]

How cou

The shirt isn't bad enough, but the posing with the putter puts this one over the douche-top.

 

[MFDoom]

The shirt isn't bad enough, but the posing with the putter puts this one over the douche-top.

No kidding. he doesn't have a golfer-tan.

 

[Chorn]

I may have been coming down a bit hard on those trying to incorporate CM into their GQ fits, so here is a pure SW&D

What was this man's thought process in posting this?

Urban Stitch?

 

[Grand Potentate]

I so dislike shoes and no socks. That said wtf is the deal with his feet?

Outside of the sock lessness, what's the problem?

 

[Chorn]

His shoes, much like his jeans, are painted on. It's a relatively quick process and can be done while they remove your testicles.

 

[Chorn]

That's a decent tie dimple, at least.

In the sense that a puddle of vomit on the ground is a pond, then yes.

Man thongs, strap ons, granny porn, I won't judge. But if you wear a fucking tie while getting penetrated by Nixon's kid sister, it had better have a proper fucking dimple.

 

[Chorn]

Can someone explain this double image thing to me?

Failed applicants to the awesome hair club.

 

[Grand Potentate]

god that shirt is HORRENDOUS.

 

[Pauly Chase]

Those buttons must have been sewed on really good.

 

[Chorn]

This is the face of drugs. And not the cool drugs.

You know what? I wouldn't fuck with you.

minority Grease

 

[Betelgeuse]

Chorn what about the new dude on SF?

 

[Chorn]

Chorn what about the new dude on SF?

Very big on self-promotion, that one. Though I suppose people in the entertainment business need to be. Delusions of grandeur are a necessity.

 

[Grand Potentate]

New guy link?

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