Getting more than you bargained for...

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...is something different from what you expected, especially something worse.

This is a true story. Recently I tapped a new girl and after a minute or two all I could smell was ass. There was no out, so I had to fuck thru it. Thank god for sensory adaptation. Definitely more than I bargained for.

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OfficePants said:
...is something different from what you expected, especially something worse.

This is a true story. Recently I tapped a new girl and after a minute or two all I could smell was ass. There was no out, so I had to fuck thru it. Thank god for sensory adaptation. Definitely more than I bargained for.

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Poop or gas?
 
"Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a bit thoughtless sometimes. I promise to be more careful. I hope you don't think I'm gross"

She's a very nice girl. A bit spacey about this sort of stuff.
 
No, I think its a matter of taking a shit after a daily shower. I don't believe she thinks about it. She was embarrassed so I don't believe she'll do it again. If I thought she was an ass pig I wouldn't have come back.

I did have the buttsex recently and it was smooth as silk.

I can't believe not a single member has had a "more than you bargained for" situation.
 
I was going to make a joke about prostitution, false advertising and refunds but that is just me using humor to draw attention away from how I really feel. I hope you don't get stink dick again, OfficePants. I really do.
 
Sorry, men. I think I misdirected the thread.

My intent was not just bedroom, it was for situations across all walks of life where you get more than you bargianed for.

For example, Monday, I cut across a median and got a screw in my tire. Saved 20 seconds, cost me an hour getting the tire plugged. That sort of thing.
 
OfficePants said:
...is something different from what you expected, especially something worse.

This is a true story. Recently I tapped a new girl and after a minute or two all I could smell was ass. There was no out, so I had to fuck thru it. Thank god for sensory adaptation. Definitely more than I bargained for.

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That ^^^ happened to me once....I was like...WTF.....busted a nut and she left. Never hit it again...
 
I complained that the shower in my apartment made a whistling noise and they came over and installed some anemic low-flow shower head which solved the noise issue while delivering crap water pressure.
Took a pair of shoes with flaking polish to a cobbler to be stripped down. Instead, he polishes them in that awful way, and it flakes off at first flex.
 
i banged a.random once, she ended up stalking me across four states. talk about the gift that keeps giving.
 
MFDoom said:
i banged a.random once, she ended up stalking me across four states. talk about the gift that keeps giving.
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Then I have a similar story. I met a girl in Aguacalientes, she was older and she told me she didn't date guys younger than her, I told her it was fine, since I just wanted to dance. She ended giving me her number and I made the mistake of taking her out one night. After that night I didn't want to see her again, it was just a one night stand. She called me everytime, that she want to see me again. Sometimes I didn't anwered the phone when I saw it was her, but then she started calling me from different phones so that I will answer. Everything ended when I changed my phone. :dumb-91:
 
Had some relations last night that were reddened but I knew going in. There was more liquidity than I bargianed for.
 
OfficePants said:
Had some relations last night that were reddened but I knew going in. There was more liquidity than I bargianed for.
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