Great, More Pussy for Me

[OfficePants]

Whatever you post, it must equate to their being more pussy available.

For example, "Edward Snowden flees USA"

"Jails are over crowded"

Pfff, more pussy for me.

 

[hossoso]

One of my neighbors rollerblades. When he comes to a hill he takes the skates off and walks up in his socks.

More pussy for me.

 

[OfficePants]

One of my neighbors rollerblades. When he comes to a hill he takes the skates off and walks up in his socks.

More pussy for me.

You're a genius.

 

[OfficePants]

Cross post.

More pussy for me...

 

[Pauly Chase]

The pussies he gets are probably not the ones you want.

 

[OfficePants]

No no, Pauly you miss the relevance. Any male, regardless of how inept increases the pool of pussy available. It means the lowest of the low now fucks the lowest men, and therefore the semi-lowest men fuck the next rung of of females, and that trend works it way up to the Clooney's. In between are us, so we get better pussy as a result. Get it??

 

[Pauly Chase]

Ahhhh............ I am enlightened.

 

[OfficePants]

Good. That's why this thread is so important.

 

[Allen Smithee]

Adam Levine got married. More pussy for me!

 

[Pauly Chase]

Who is Adam Levine?

 

[Russell Street]

Isn't he the Maroon 5 guy that's on The Voice and possibly was People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive or something. Admittedly, there is probably an Adam Levine in every school on either coast...

 

[Thruth]

http://www.ctvnews.ca/entertainment...r-dies-at-age-70-amid-european-tour-1.1917953

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/tommy-ramone-dead-at-65-20140712

Johnny Winter & Tommy Ramone die within days of each other. devestating, but still, more pussy for me

 

[OfficePants]

http://www.ctvnews.ca/entertainment...r-dies-at-age-70-amid-european-tour-1.1917953

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/tommy-ramone-dead-at-65-20140712

Johnny Winter & Tommy Ramone die within days of each other. devestating, but still, more pussy for me

James Garner was old, but probably still pulled a few 40 somethings.

 

[OfficePants]

Mario Cuomo died. More pussy for me.

 

[OfficePants]

King/despot of Saudi Arabia dead. More western prostitute pussy flown in and sequestered for the pleasure of Muslim men that already have 6 wives for me.

 

[Thruth]

Top Stories

i
Lesley Gore, singer and songwriter, dead at age 68

Less pussy for OfficePants

 

[doghouse]

Top Stories

i
Lesley Gore, singer and songwriter, dead at age 68

Less pussy for OfficePants

Will he cry if he wants to?

 

[doghouse]

Live long and prosper, Spock.

Nimoy leaves more pussy for OfficePants

 

[OfficePants]

Leonard Nemoy died.

I liked the guy. Can't bring myself to say the catch phrase here. May he rest in peace.

 

[Thruth]

Even with his sad passing, it would be more pussy for Captain Kirk 'cause I don't think that OfficePants would fuck the green chicks like Jim did

 

[OfficePants]

Even with his sad passing, it would be more pussy for Captain Kirk 'cause I don't think that OfficePants would fuck the green chicks like Jim did

Depends. Some were ok.

 

[Thruth]

Depends. Some were ok.

Spoken like a true pussy hound. Well done

 

[OfficePants]

Spoken like a true pussy hound. Well done

Not letting kirk get all the good snatch

 

[Thruth]

Not letting kirk get all the good snatch

I'd be wary of the snatch he currently can score

 

[OfficePants]

I'd be wary of the snatch he currently can score

I wouldn't. There's a star fucker around every corner.

 

[Thruth]

yup, he can still pull 'em

 

[OfficePants]

yup, he can still pull 'em

Rambo would tap that

 

[Grand Potentate]

Rambo would tap that

I've hit much much worse

 

[Russell Street]

Supposedly one can see parts of Nimoy's photography book on fat nudes, but I've been warned not to.

 

[OfficePants]

Bullshit

 

[Russell Street]

Bullshit

oh yeah?
The Full Body Project: Photographs by Leonard Nimoy: Leonard Nimoy, Anne Wilkes Tucker, Natalie Angier: 9780979472725: Amazon.com: Books

 

[OfficePants]

Oh, its an art book. You made it sound like some fetish.

 

[Thruth]

Lee Kuan Yew dead: Young artist's emotive portrait tribute to Singapore creator made by writing his name 18,000 times - People - News - The Independent

More Singapore pussy for me

 

[Pauly Chase]

Azn pussy FTW!!!!!!

 

[Thruth]

Azn pussy FTW!!!!!!

don't let Journeyman see that you are using AZN. but wait, you are an AZN so that cancels it out. never mind. carry on. Oh damn, I used AZN. now what am i to do?

 

[Pauly Chase]

I looked at Azn as a word of endearment. Besides Azn is better than yellow

 

[Journeyman]

It's one of those very complex, post-modern things. If Asians call themselves Azn, then maybe it's OK. If someone else uses the terms Azn, then it may or may not be alright, depending on whether it's being used in an endearing or a derogatory manner. Even if it's being used in an endearing manner, it's not alright if it's both patronising/belittling and endearing.

It's a post-modernist, socio-linguistic, semiological minefield out there!

 

[OfficePants]

When I use AZN, it's endearing and derogatory at the same time.

 

[Thruth]

James Best AKA Sherriff Roscoe P Coltrane died. More cracker pussy for me

 

[doghouse]

James Best AKA Sherriff Roscoe P Coltrane died. More cracker pussy for me

My dad text me this morning and told me this. Honestly more broke up about this than any other in a right good while.