Horrible Celebrity Outfits

[Zé Ferreira]

@ Grand Potentate , minus the streetwear kicks, looks like an outfit I'd throw together...

 

[Zé Ferreira]

Well, I'm not SVB or Wisith, but there's a high probability.

Them or JCrew UrbanSlims (also available in a wide array of loud, bright colors, depending on the season)

 

[Zé Ferreira]

BB Milanos?

No cherry red, french blue, lime green, or electric yellow? Probably not...

 

[Zé Ferreira]

What? You mean that's not how all jackets are supposed to fit?!?! /endsarcasm.

Yikes.

 

[Grand Potentate]

Eddie Cue today at the Apple event. I mean, I know he's a nerd, but I'll never understand what possessed him to wear this shirt.

 

[Russell Street]

I can understand cuff and collar band of a darker color, to hide discoloration, but lining a dark shirt with light colored fabric is naff.
I'm honestly not sure if this is terrible or not - Ray Kurzweil of Google (as referenced in other thread).

 

[Pauly Chase]

I hate guys with noticeable long finger nails. Personal hygiene, dammit.

Although I wonder if this guy pimps on the side with the rings and long nails.

 

[OfficePants]

Jeezus!!
It's too bad those helicopter blades weren't lower and spinning.

That kid's definitely addicted to drugs.

 

[Grand Potentate]

Oscar's Edition!

Kevin Spacey going two-tone:

Joseph Gordon Levitt in some sort of sparkly thing

Zack Effron in an ultra-skinny suit and tie:

I know Bill Murray doesn't even try any longer, but this is just a hot mess:

Matthew McCaughnay in a cream jacket (+1) with open functional cuffs (wtf?) and an oversized pair of pants. At least he was showing some cuff I suppose:

Jared Leto showing shirt cuff, but going two tone with a colored bowtie. Probably the best fitting outfit of the night:

 

[Grand Potentate]

More here:

http://www.heatworld.com/Red-Carpet/20142/03/2014-Oscars---all-the-HOTTEST-men-on-the-red-carpet/

 

[Betelgeuse]

Lamentable. Having all that money and couldn't take the time to invest on a nice bespoke tux. Those look even worse that some RTW brands.

 

[OfficePants]

The 1st was by far the worst. He has like scabs on his legs or some shit.

Mob bosses always wear pants. So should Hollywood.

 

[Pauly Chase]

Why can't people get their pants hemmed!

 

[doghouse]

 

[Pauly Chase]

I like Joseph Gordan Levitt's fit minus that red pin on the lapel.

 

[OfficePants]

I like Joseph Gordan Levitt's fit minus that red pin on the lapel.

 

[Pauly Chase]

The speckle is distracting. But at least the fit is good.

 

[OfficePants]

The speckle is distracting. But at least the fit is good.

Agree on the fit. I'd characterize the speckles as something other than distracting. Tragic, perhaps?

 

[Pauly Chase]

I don't know the designer of his tux, but Comme des Garcons put out some jackets in the past that had speckles which looked amazing.

despite these factors, I think Levitt pulls it off rather well. Effron is wearing his well too minus that skinny-ass tie. I thought the skinny tie fab is over by now.

 

[Russell Street]

This super-slim stuff really amps up the lollipop look where the head appears disproportionately large.
I hate Spacey's giant watch. I'm old-school Emily Post on black tie and timepieces: why do you need to know the time? Do you have other plans tonight?
Murray look like a corpse, so I kind of dig his linen-looking anachronism. I mean it's a disaster, but it's more fun than these other 'with a twist' attempts.
Leto's tie is way too wide for the lapel. The pants are just comically narrow, and what's worse is that his legs must be that twiggy. The shoes are interesting, if not good.

 

[doghouse]

I concur.

 

[OfficePants]

Pharrell was the absolute worst. He isn't relevant in any way anymore so now he has reduced himself to attention seeking by wearing ridiculous clothes (the Arby's hat at the Grammy's and now this abomination). And seriously, wtf Hollywood? Not only do those guys have money, but it's the fucking Academy Awards! The movie industry's biggest night. You'd think they'd shell out the cash to dress accordingly. Back in the day, Oscar night meant you dressed your best. Smh.

I thought he did a lot of producing?

 

[Pauly Chase]

He produced Robin Thicke's song, I believe.

 

[Grand Potentate]

Jesus, thats a hot mess. Even for him.

 

[Pauly Chase]

Who is the chick?

 

[OfficePants]

amber heard

Nice teeth.

 

[Pauly Chase]

Would definitely smash.

 

[Chorn]

Low rise trousers on the left. Bottom button in the middle

 

[doghouse]

Goddammit, I'm all excited for the premiere this Sunday and you gotta drop that turd on us!

 

[Chorn]

Take joy in that his nipples only come up to her hips.

 

[doghouse]

lol.

 

[Grand Potentate]

Who is the one on the left?

 

[doghouse]

Dude that plays Loras I think?

 

[Grand Potentate]

Dude that plays Loras I think?

Oh yeah. I see it now. Thanks.

 

[Grand Potentate]

Normally they dress Mads Mikkelsson particularly well on Hannibal but this:

Is a little much. Apologies for the dark cast. Kind of hard to screenshot it.

 

[OfficePants]

Normally they dress Mads Mikkelsson particularly well on Hannibal but this:


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Is a little much. Apologies for the dark cast. Kind of hard to screenshot it.

He was really good in a Danish movie called "The Hunt".

 

[Pauly Chase]

I saw some pictures of the MTV movies awards, some horrible horrible fits.

 

[Russell Street]

Rumer Willis, in what appears to be an Eric Glennie creation

Spoiler: a bit of skin, so spoiler

 

[Jan Libourel]

Eric Glennie! Hadn't given the lad a thought in years. It looks as if he's doing all right with some of his designs. If so, good for him.

 

[Grand Potentate]

Damn, Rumor went and got hot.