Zé Ferreira
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As I put my breakfast in the microwave this morning, and watched spin round and round in this little, lit-up box, rising in internal temperature via a frequency of energy undetectable to the naked eye, manufactured by who-knows-where, the unsubstantiated thought occurred to me;
This breakfast is going to give me cancer. This microwave is going to kill me.
All that cancer on the recently-posted infograph? Electronic devices in homes. Or even more pronounced? - just wait for the mass hysteria and resulting law suits against smartphone manufacturers for the dramatic uptick we'll see in testicular and ovarian cancer diagnoses when millenials and cell-phone bearers realize that strapping an electronic device to your crotch via dem skinny jeans is like holding an unstable isotope to your skin. So much IPhone cancer.
You have a hunch that can't quite be proven, but you can't be wrong? You've come to the right thread.
Also, the U.S. would not be in the precarious position we now find ourselves if Romney had won.
This breakfast is going to give me cancer. This microwave is going to kill me.
All that cancer on the recently-posted infograph? Electronic devices in homes. Or even more pronounced? - just wait for the mass hysteria and resulting law suits against smartphone manufacturers for the dramatic uptick we'll see in testicular and ovarian cancer diagnoses when millenials and cell-phone bearers realize that strapping an electronic device to your crotch via dem skinny jeans is like holding an unstable isotope to your skin. So much IPhone cancer.
You have a hunch that can't quite be proven, but you can't be wrong? You've come to the right thread.
Also, the U.S. would not be in the precarious position we now find ourselves if Romney had won.