I'd Rather Drink__________!

[Thruth]

Well, with the smashing success of What it's like to date a horse thread, the more complex a threak becomes, there is always the chance that it organically morphs into something else and takes the threak off topic.

Let us look at the progression:

It's nice that a bunch of horseshit has made its way into the horse fucking thread. Really ties everything together.

Keep drinking your Miller Lite you piss hound.

I'd rather drink bat semen

I smell a new thread idea

So here it is folks, when someone posts something that just hits you the wrong way you can respond with I'd rather drink__________ and fill in your own pithy liquid that communicates your feelings.

 

[Thruth]

I'd rather drink Lena Dunham Cum.

/end thread.

I'd rather drink Yuengling

 

[Thruth]

Not even in the same category.

you'd rather drink Gianni Cerruti cum?

 

[OfficePants]

Budweiser is to NASCAR what Yeungling is to Lena Dunham.

 

[Russell Street]

Does Dunham drink Yuengling? It does seem to be the upscale hipster choice.
I'd rather drink that yummy aloe soda that fills the aisles of every Asian supermarket.

 

[OfficePants]

Does Dunham drink Yuengling? It does seem to be the upscale hipster choice.
I'd rather drink that yummy aloe soda that fills the aisles of every Asian supermarket.

Aloe soda? I'll take the lizard piss.

 

[Thruth]

Aloe soda? I'll take the lizard piss.

Um, it's I'd rather drink lizard piss

 

[Russell Street]

I am uninterested in urine, warm or cold.
I'd rather drink fourLoko

 

[OfficePants]

Um, it's I'd rather drink lizard piss

My way rolls better when spoken.

 

[OfficePants]

Azns drink the weirdest shit of all.

 

[Grand Potentate]

Azns drink the weirdest shit of all.

That looks like a green dick

 

[OfficePants]

That looks like a green dick

I'd rather drink green dick than a wax gourd beverage.

 

[Thruth]

I'd rather drink green dick than a wax gourd beverage.

that's the spirit

 

[Russell Street]

I'd rather drink Dr. Brown's Cel-Ray.

 

[Allen Smithee]

Jesus Christ, Yuengling can't be a hipster beer, I've been drinking it since I was twelve.

So sorry. Authentic, vintage, cheap.
http://business.time.com/2013/05/26/after-pbr-will-the-next-great-hipster-beer-please-stand-up/

Then there are regional beers such as Genesee, Narragansett and Yuengling; they’re all relatively cheap brews, and they’ve all been mentioned by beer-industry experts as hipster favorites and potential contenders for PBR’s crown.

 

[OfficePants]

Burned.

 

[OfficePants]

I drank pisswasser before it was cool.

I said pisswasser even before German golden shower porn.