I fuckin' told you, man. These nasty little bitches live in China, that's on the other side of the planet from where normal white people like us all live. Fangs. Some of them have horns. They eat carrion, that's fuckin' dead bodies. Scientists and pussies call them the 'tufted deer' but I call bullshit on that. That's a goddamned vampire deer and everybody knows it.
Now, a guy like me sees pictures of a lot of weird animals on the internet.. you know like goblin sharks, deep-sea hatchet fish, an aye-aye once, a sheep with two heads that don't like each other but there has got to be more.
Please post pictures of animals you are certain were the product of a bad acid trip.