Zé Ferreira
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The ocean, man. Not ever meant for humankind.
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Deep Sea Hatchet Fish.
Fuck, man... I can't really say anything about this shit right here...
...fuck.
**found in an abandoned foundation pit in the Russian city of Chelyabinsk.**
That is all the information I could find about it. Looks a bit like a Horseshoe Crab but with the tail of a lizard. Finding this in a ditch at an urban construction site though?
I don't think I'd be offending anyone in stating that this is fucked up even for Russia.
You're on thin ice with me Russia. Get your shit together.
**found in an abandoned foundation pit in the Russian city of Chelyabinsk.**
That is all the information I could find about it. Looks a bit like a Horseshoe Crab but with the tail of a lizard. Finding this in a ditch at an urban construction site though?
I don't think I'd be offending anyone in stating that this is fucked up even for Russia.
You're on thin ice with me Russia. Get your shit together.
nothing will ever be safe ever again
I'm sorry. This is a giant Python that can open doors. Your fucking fish can't even get to your doorstep.
I'm sorry. This is a giant Python that can open doors. Your fucking fish can't even get to your doorstep.
That python looked slow and clumsy, I bet if I gave it a treat I could coax into the oven.
You know he's gonna be able to open that door as well, genius.
That's what the zip ties, sex swing and 1,500 lbs. of unmixed quikrete are for, chucklehead. The quikrete is even still in the bags!
how about giant fucking crocodiles? this was caught around here couple of years back, after some villagers started to complain about disappearing water buffaloes..
That python looked slow and clumsy, I bet if I gave it a treat I could coax into the oven.
This is the Mantis shrimp. Cool looking little guy but these guys aren't to be messed with. My friend caught one while we were fishing and luckily he knew what it was so he made sure neither of us got near it. Their claws pack a mean punch. The acceleration is near equivalent to a .22 caliber bullet. They can pretty much just take off a finger. They also are able to see colors that we can't even see. Even though I think they look awesome, they aren't really kept in aquariums because they kill everything in them and have been known to break the aquarium glass.
^ You know you know its 20.
Grand Potentate that spiel about the Mantis Shrimp is pure gold.
That was cool Rambo. The mantis shrimp is quite amazing. Although, my seawater nemesis is the sculpin. One of my favorite fish to catch, I have had many encounters with them. They are absolutely delicious fish which is one reason I like them so much. They're also quite cool looking in that barbaric "don't fuck with me" kind of way. They have a poisonous venom in their spines and let me tell you, from the many times that these bastards have got me, it hurts like a bitch. It may not be the ugliest looking fish, but this very common fish can bring a world of hurt...
Today, on 9gag.
This is a Wrinkle-faced bat.
"Blllleeaaaaaauuuurrrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!"
It lives in Central America and eats fruit. It emits a musky odor from its chin to attract females for mating.
I assume that the 'musky odor' is mostly chloroform.
Candiru.
Looks harmless enough, but this is the little fish that swims up your penis hole and ruins your night on the town.
ever heard of the "pig slaughter festival" in some village in vietnam?
I saw that. I can't tell you how much it enrages me. Those cops should die.