Selling More CASHMERE for you elites!!

[Monkeyface]

100% cashmere, 100% elite! Yes, you read that right, this is pure Cashmere. Only £150 of your finest pounds.

Another wolf in sheep's clothing. Might look like an old man jacket, but feels even softer than Leitmotif's potbelly! You will be able to walk among the masses without anyone suspecting you're wearing PURE cashmere, until they happen to brush into you that is, because no one can resist stroking the softness of this jacket. Buy at your own peril.

 

[LelandJ]

Why are you selling?

 

[Thruth]

Why are you selling?

He is shedding his winter wardrobe prior to his move to Cali

 

[Monkeyface]

He is shedding his winter wardrobe prior to his move to Cali

Can't very well go beach volley balling in a cashmere jacket, now can I?

 

[LelandJ]

He is shedding his winter wardrobe prior to his move to Cali

What if he has to re-exit brexit?

 

[Monkeyface]

What if he has to re-exit brexit?

I hope not! Anyway, don't want to put my beautiful clothes in storage for many years, I'd rather someone else enjoy it.
You wanna buy it? £10 cashback in the form of a forum donation.

 

[prince nez]

Could you post a couple of basic measurements e.g back length, chest across armpits? And are those jetted pockets or just where you keep your porn collection?

Thx.

 

[Monkeyface]

Could you post a couple of basic measurements e.g back length, chest across armpits? And are those jetted pockets or just where you keep your porn collection?

Thx.

Shoulders - 18.5"
Chest - 22"
Length - 31.5"
Sleeve length - 25.25" (non working cuffs)

I prefer the tucked in flappy pockets look. You can keep whatever collection you like in there, as long as it's worthy of the eliteness of the jacket.

 

[Scherensammler]

Can't very well go beach volley balling in a cashmere jacket, now can I?

Isn't that what the Elite™ does? Wear something inappropriately and then take it back to the shop and complain about the pilling under the sleeves? (Had a guy on the C&T who went dancing in a cashmere jacket in summer and then complained to the seller. Goes by the name of NaiveJr. (might ring a bell to some).

 

[Monkeyface]

Isn't that what the Elite™ does? Wear something inappropriately and then take it back to the shop and complain about the pilling under the sleeves? (Had a guy on the C&T who went dancing in a cashmere jacket in summer and then complained to the seller. Goes by the name of NaiveJr. (might ring a bell to some).

That's faux new money. The Elite are always dressed appropriately for the occasion.

 

[Scherensammler]

That's faux new money. The Elite are always dressed appropriately for the occasion.

Elite or not?

 

[Scherensammler]

It's too bad it's not Thruth 's size. He likes the old man stuff!

 

[Monkeyface]

It's too bad it's not Thruth 's size. He likes the old man stuff!

Does Thruth have a potbelly too?

 

[Scherensammler]

Does Thruth have a potbelly too?

He's a doctor and farmer. So I'd say YES!

 

[Thruth]

Does Thruth have a potbelly too?

He's a doctor and farmer. So I'd say YES!

...and a midget as well

 

[fxh]

Thruth is the one in green t shirt

 

[Monkeyface]

prince nez you wanna buy it?

 

[Monkeyface]

Actually, The Shooman , this is the perfect jacket for you. You're the biggest cashmere fan on the forum.

 

[prince nez]

prince nez you wanna buy it?

It would probably fit me. The problem with pure cashmere pants and jackets is its beautiful to wear and touch but it loses its shape too easy - I'd be super comfortable but afraid I'd also look like I was wearing a 150 quid bag. I'd actually be more tempted if it was wool or a high wool mix.

 

[Monkeyface]

It would probably fit me. The problem with pure cashmere pants and jackets is its beautiful to wear and touch but it loses its shape too easy - I'd be super comfortable but afraid I'd also look like I was wearing a 150 quid bag. I'd actually be more tempted if it was wool or a high wool mix.

This one doesn't look like a bag at all. It has lots of shape to it. I'll show you a fit pic.

 

[prince nez]

This one doesn't look like a bag at all. It has lots of shape to it. I'll show you a fit pic.

 

[Monkeyface]

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Don't judge a book by its cover. Wait till the fitpic

 

[The Shooman]

Actually, The Shooman , this is the perfect jacket for you. You're the biggest cashmere fan on the forum.

I was thinking about it, but certainly don't like most 3 button coats (the occasional tweed coat excepted). I am a two button man for the most part.

Very few high end coats pass muster for me. I wouldn't pay $100 for most let alone $3,000.

 

[Monkeyface]

I was thinking about it, but certainly don't like most 3 button coats (the occasional tweed coat excepted). I am a two button man for the most part.

Very few high end coats pass muster for me. I wouldn't pay $100 for most let alone $3,000.

Sold already. Still have a 2 button suit for sale.

 

[viaattovannucci]

Sold already. Still have a 2 button suit for sale.

prince nez bitted the trap?

 

[prince nez]

prince nez bitted the trap?

 

[prince nez]

Complimenti to Monkeyface on the elite Kashmiri jacket which arrived in excellent condition apart from some slight primate/faeces smell.

Not sure I'll bother to get it dry cleaned.