Odd Things Seen Daily By Me

Grand Potentate said:


Fwiffo Fwiffo
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Me? Why?

Ciociaro said:
This should be illegal. what terrible taste for such a lovely woman. Now every ugly limey weirdo is going to think if they wait long enough they will get a Monica Bellucci of their own. It must be stopeped.

it would be one thing if it were for money or fame, but she has those things.
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She recently did some shoots alongside her daughter for a magazine. I forget which one. Vogue?
 
I’m looking forward to seeing Monica’s goth make-over. Remember when Lisa-Marie was with Tim Burton?

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People running down streets during well known rush hour pedestrian traffic paths towards major public transit hubs. There are no other streets or sidewalks you can run on? You like dodging and doing the slalom amongst a wave of humans?
 
The Vietnamese-Mexican wedding in Texas I’m at right now.

We have old people singing Viet karaoke in one room, kids dancing to country pop on the dance floor and wannabe Cartel dudes propping up the bar.

My in-laws are fighting with another family right now, so lots of icy looks across the aisles.
 
Dropbear said:
The Vietnamese-Mexican wedding in Texas I’m at right now.

We have old people singing Viet karaoke in one room, kids dancing to country pop on the dance floor and wannabe Cartel dudes propping up the bar.

My in-laws are fighting with another family right now, so lots of icy looks across the aisles.
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What happens at funerals?

Weddings are supposed to be celebratory no?
 
Elisa Cuthbert...what happened to her? (41 this year)

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Sarah Chalke (5 years older) looks livelier in this photograph...what did she do to her eyes?
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It hit 20c on Monday and should be creeping to 29c today on Thursday. Where did these bugs come from? They're so big they look like they have been growing for weeks.
 
Left over print outs at the co-working space printer.

Today's find: acknowledgement from a university of a person's claim of discrimination.

Last week's find: renovation driven eviction notice to a tenant.
 
Every other day I usually find an eyelash or eyebrow very close to my eye when I go to the bathroom in the morning. Today I was pulling out a hair at least 5cm long from my eyeball. How is this possible if I'm not ethnically from a hairy race of people?
 
People going to the gym walking in flip flops or open toe sandals. No visible gym bag that might store actual shoes. What do people do? Lift weights or run on a treadmill in their flip flop?
 
Fwiffo said:
People going to the gym walking in flip flops or open toe sandals. No visible gym bag that might store actual shoes. What do people do? Lift weights or run on a treadmill in their flip flop?
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Swim?
 
People standing at the intersection staring at their mobile. Today, not one but two in front of me that I had to walk around and ahead of.
 
Birds pecking at vomit.
Birds pecking at left over fried foods.
Birds pecking at discarded pizza.
Today a bird was pecking at phlegm.

How are they still alive?
 
Summer has arrived. The hotel across the street opened their rooftop patio - which is actually a few floors below the height that I live but whatever. Live DJ until 2200 Thu-Sun. Normally I'm not bothered but this past year I have been lights out early to try to get as much recovery in as possible because of my daily gym sessions.
 
My parents struggling with apps and websites. Just keep hammering at next and finish until you get what you want giving minimal personal information and no payment information.
 
The 7th floor terrace is getting quite a bit of use these days. It's usually Sunday evenings where a few families with kids come out and share a dinner whilst the kids play. Sometimes it's a bunch of "bros" getting together having beer before heading off to the baseball game down the street. Sometimes a BBQ.

But often I see this woman with a dark Yankees baseball cap with her two sons - a toddler and her other school aged son. She looks fit after having two kids. Not muscular but more spinner type. Dark hair down to the middle of her back. Unfortunately I can't see her face from the 12th floor.

I bumped into them this past weekend on the sidewalk and mum looks okay, but needs a bit of touch up of lip filler and maybe missing a botox injection.
 
Women who refer to men other than their actual fathers as "daddy" or "dad".

I started becoming aware of this after the Marilyn Monroe Blonde movie on Netflix. Yesterday I walked by this young woman standing at the intersection with ear muff bluetooth headsets saying, "Daddy...daddy...daddy."

In fact I am in a group chat where this woman calls me "dad" - when she knows well I'm younger than her and not a father.

It's creepy.
 
Fwiffo said:
Women who refer to men other than their actual fathers as "daddy" or "dad".

I started becoming aware of this after the Marilyn Monroe Blonde movie on Netflix. Yesterday I walked by this young woman standing at the intersection with ear muff bluetooth headsets saying, "Daddy...daddy...daddy."

In fact I am in a group chat where this woman calls me "dad" - when she knows well I'm younger than her and not a father.

It's creepy.
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Yet here you are, in the Big Daddy Forum.
 
Fwiffo said:
Women who refer to men other than their actual fathers as "daddy" or "dad".

I started becoming aware of this after the Marilyn Monroe Blonde movie on Netflix. Yesterday I walked by this young woman standing at the intersection with ear muff bluetooth headsets saying, "Daddy...daddy...daddy."

In fact I am in a group chat where this woman calls me "dad" - when she knows well I'm younger than her and not a father.

It's creepy.
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amen brother. i don't even want to watch porn where they start with this daddy shit. or mommy. or any familial sayings. it creeps me the fuck out.
 
On Tuesday I saw a lady stand at the corner of a small intersection with stop signs stare at her mobile until an ambulance with sirens pulls right up in front of her. The ambulance pauses a bit before proceeding and the woman casually walks in front of the ambulance - still staring at her mobile.

Today I saw an ambulance stop at the light down the street from this intersection with sirens blaring and lights and some woman pedestrian without any headphones or ear buds or a book or mobile phone just casually walk across the road obeying her pedestrian green signal. A cop then yells "Hey, it's an ambulance. Really?!" and waves for the rest of the pedestrians to stop crossing.
 
I tend to get out the door before 8 even on Saturdays and Sundays. I often run into women in skanky clothing and high heels waiting for Uber, or getting out of Uber, or wandering from the beach or club. Some have a coffee as they try to get back home after what is surely an all night of partying.

I often wonder if it's bad form to hit on one of them in this state but then the thought of being up all night and post-alcohol breath would turn me off.
 
People talking on speakerphone walking around on the street or in a store. During the days of the flip phone I get it but everyone now has a mobile capable of bluetooth or wired headsets.

Yesterday some girl decided to take a call right next to me on the elliptical.
 
Things I see people doing to make up for supplemental income - returning liquor bottles and cans for money.

For years I only saw old ladies pulling their carts go through city dumpsters and sometimes private home recycling bins for them. Now I often see homeless people carry big transparent bags full of them. They're about as dirty and smelly as the the public city owned bins they go through. I also see migrants do it with bags tied to their bicycles. They're a bit smarter since they go to clubs & beaches early in the morning hoping people got sloshed the night before.

Now I have the maintenance worker in my own building asking for bottles. He already works two jobs - one part time for the benefits and the one in my building which gives more hours but no benefits.
 
Blond women who believe they are exempt from shaving or waxing their arms.
 
I don't think it helps encourage your local massage parlour girl to enthusiastically give you a blow job.
 
Fwiffo said:
I don't think it helps encourage your local massage parlour girl to enthusiastically give you a blow job.
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So you are complaining that your blonde prostitute giving you an enthusiastic blow-job hadn’t shaved her arms???
 
Dropbear said:
So you are complaining that your blonde prostitute giving you an enthusiastic blow-job hadn’t shaved her arms???
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No. I was at the footy game where the stadium was surrounded by a carnival in the evening. As the sun set and the neon lights came on I realised a lot of blonde women believe they were exempt.

Today some homeless/poor woman pushing a senior's push cart with some sign I didn't bother to read said my tie looked nice.
 
Fwiffo said:
No. I was at the footy game where the stadium was surrounded by a carnival in the evening. As the sun set and the neon lights came on I realised a lot of blonde women believe they were exempt.

Today some homeless/poor woman pushing a senior's push cart with some sign I didn't bother to read said my tie looked nice.
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When you say exempt - is this a local law/regulation you’re referring to? (Blonde/non-blonde) women are required to shave/wax their arms?
 
belinmad said:
When you say exempt - is this a local law/regulation you’re referring to? (Blonde/non-blonde) women are required to shave/wax their arms?
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My assumption is proper decorum involves women grooming themselves - i.e. not show up with a moustache either.

I would hope society doesn't regress to having women let their periods just run down their legs too.

A week or two ago I saw some man walking around with pyjamas and flip flops on. Literally just walking right in front of the HSBC headquarters for a morning stroll at 7:30 on a weekend.
 
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