OG Elon Musk/Twitter Thread

[Dropbear]

He is bringing employment to your state.

Would you like me to send him your way?

 

[Dropbear]

 

[Grand Potentate]

He is bringing employment to your state.

Yes think of all the extra insurance examiners needed for these tesla workplace accidents and car crashes.

 

[Dropbear]

 

[Grand Potentate]

 

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[Fwiffo]

Who does that? Unless you are on a path to career suicide. That's like moaning to the media about the firm you work at and letting the journalist quote your real name.

 

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[Dropbear]

Twitter Chaos Endangers Public Safety, Emergency Managers Warn

Twitter is a crucial communication tool during disasters, but impersonators and other problems under Elon Musk’s leadership have emergency managers on edge

www.scientificamerican.com

 

[Fwiffo]

CBS said it will stop posting on Twitter. But the Donald is back. Vox populi, Vox Dei.

 

[Fwiffo]

Kanye is back too.

 

[Dropbear]

I’d guess his days with Tesla are numbered

Tesla stock price down 50% since Elon Musk offered to buy Twitter

Musk has lost over $100 billion in 2022 so far.

consequence.net

 

[Dropbear]

Elon Musk’s Anti-Trans Twitter Regime

Not content with reactivating accounts that spewed anti-trans content, Musk’s Twitter has now banned a group that organizes to protect people at LGBTQ events from far-right violence.

newrepublic.com

 

[Fwiffo]

I am guessing when he becomes de facto ruler in your country this is how your government will operate.

Of course he will work so hard he will sleep in the legislative house with his SpaceX, Tesla, Twitter loyalists.

 

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[Dropbear]

I did not know this until I saw the meme:

 

[Fwiffo]

But he later told his followers he was meeting with Mr Cook at Apple's headquarters, adding: "Good conversation. Among other things, we resolved the misunderstanding about Twitter potentially being removed from the App Store. Tim was clear that Apple never considered doing so."

These important matters can only be resolved in person [rich] man to [rich] man.

 

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[Fwiffo]

"Elon Musk has criticised San Francisco Mayor London Breed over an investigation into offices turned into bedrooms at Twitter's headquarters."

"... bright orange carpeting, a wooden bedside table and what appears to be a queen bed, replete with a table lamp and two office armchairs"

We can't have wellness rooms at work anymore?

 

[Fwiffo]

 

[Dropbear]

Twitter has reportedly stopped paying rent on its offices and is considering not paying severance packages to laid-off workers

Twitter has reportedly taken increasingly extreme measures to cut costs under Elon Musk's leadership as the company gears up for potential lawsuits.

www.businessinsider.com

 

[Dropbear]

Elon Musk Sold More Than $3.5 Billion Worth of Tesla Shares

The CEO’s sale of Tesla stock has weighed on the company’s share price, which is down more than 50% in 2022.

www.wsj.com

I’ll be happy to see a different stable genius running the car company.

 

[Fwiffo]

He's not the richest man anymore.

 

[Dropbear]

Twitter Users Say Elon Musk Should Quit as C.E.O.

After weeks of turmoil since he bought the company, Mr. Musk surveyed Twitter about whether he should remain in charge, and said he would abide by the result.

www.nytimes.com

 

[Fwiffo]

What happens when the emperor himself jumps into the gladiatorial arena.

 

[Fwiffo]

"Elon Musk has said Twitter will only allow users with a blue tick to vote on changes to company policy after his followers voted for him to quit.

One user claimed that so-called bots appeared to have voted heavily in the poll about Mr Musk's role at the firm. Mr Musk said he found the claim 'interesting'."

Elon Musk: Only blue tick users to vote in Twitter polls on policy

The billionaire says he will change the policy on Twitter votes after users say he should step down.

www.bbc.com

... Is this like Bolsonaro vote counting where if you take out votes counted by older versions voting machines and you win?

Or GOP vote counting excluding early voting, mail in and only counting same day paper ballots?

 

[Dropbear]

Elon Musk’s Twitter Sued by Landlord Over Unpaid Rent at San Francisco Office

Twitter owes $136,260 in overdue rent on its offices on the 30th floor of a building in downtown in San Francisco, according to a lawsuit filed by the building's landlord last week.

www.nbcbayarea.com

 

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[Fwiffo]

Shouldn't we be more concerned Elon Musk is the only person who can get mankind to Mars?

Of course he just met with McCarthy and Jeffries because without Elon Musk and Twitter, how would politicians announce they won or lost? AP news wire?

 

[Dropbear]

I wonder if advertisers are coming back or revenue is still tanking?

Elon Musk wanted more Elon Musk on Twitter so Twitter is now all Elon Musk

Twitter: Oops All Elon edition

mashable.com

 

[Dropbear]

Lols

The Kinks’ Dave Davies pleads with Elon Musk to stop flagging band's tweets

The Kinks guitarist Dave Davies has called on Elon Musk to stop Twitter from flagging the band's posts as "sensitive content".

www.nme.com

 

[Fwiffo]

Some predicted an imminent death for Twitter. It's still here. Can Elon Musk keep it alive?

"The company has gone from a trajectory of a $1.5 billion to $2 billion loss, to a potential break-even position into the second half of the year"

Elon Musk is the man for the job.

 

[Fwiffo]

Maybe this was the guy who could fix the api issues yesterday.

 

[Fwiffo]

It gets even more funny.

 

[Grand Potentate]

Every employment lawyer in America and Iceland has to be cumming on their monitors over this.

 

[Grand Potentate]

 

[Grand Potentate]

'It's a disaster': Inside the chaos of Elon Musk's Twitter

“There are no guidelines. There’s no respect. There’s absolutely zero transparency. It’s awful," staff at Twitter told i as the dramatic instability at the social media company grows each day

inews.co.uk

No one knows who’s next for the chop. Managers were recently told to provide a list of people who ought to be promoted, says one former staff member still in touch with some who remain working. Little did they realise they were signing their own death warrant: many of those managers were subsequently fired and replaced by those they’d recommended, as part of a cost-cutting drive.

 

[Fwiffo]

'It's a disaster': Inside the chaos of Elon Musk's Twitter

“There are no guidelines. There’s no respect. There’s absolutely zero transparency. It’s awful," staff at Twitter told i as the dramatic instability at the social media company grows each day

inews.co.uk

"This is your opportunity. On every floor of this building and in every office from Hong Kong to London the same thing is happening. Before this is all done 3 of every seven guys who were standing between you and your boss’s job are now gone. That is your opportunity. I’ve been at this place for thirty-nine years [5 months] and let me tell you that this will not be the last time you go through this. But you all are survivors… And that is how this firm over 107 [17] years has always continued to grow stronger. So hold your heads high… and get back to work."

 

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