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Hakeem Olajuwon is amazing to watch. There really has never been anyone more fun to watch off the post.
 

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I was dutch ovened this morning. My SO is 5 foot nothing and weighs about 95 pounds. This did not make the experience any cuter.
 

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The following avatars are my favorite on SF:

ElegantlyWasted
Acridsheep
 

Allez Allez

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What the hell is going on in Harvey Birdman's avatar?:challengeconsidered-44:

Also, I wish I had cool socks but they are a pain in the ass to sort so I mostly just wear the same grey kind. Good to get that off my chest.
 

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Pretty sure an intern just farted. And it's a she. And she's pretty.
 

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I've made two posts about fart in this thread. This post merely serves to decrease the ratio of fart posts to non fart posts in this thread.
 

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^ you should contribute more to my shitting tips thread. Farts are welcome content.
 

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I refuse to acknowledge the legitimacy of that thread until pB posts there. Everyone knows he's the internet authority on poo.
 

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I refuse to acknowledge the legitimacy of that thread until pB posts there. Everyone knows he's the internet authority on poo.
Oh, so my world class advise gets no win? Ok. I thought this was WDWV. Sorry, I'll accept pB owns shit.
 

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Every morning I get my breakfast in a convenience store just outside the office. For some reason, the beers at this convenience store always look incredibly crisp, covered with a light film of condensation. It's 830 in the morning, and I am always tempted to bring one with me to the office. I think I can probably get away with it.
 

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^ basic bullshit. They just need to check off a box usually. I've done a handful of these and found them basic laden with what is her strongest trait stuff.
 

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That's me on the far right clapping. Man, I look so svelte there...
 

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The only free love I believe in is the two for one special the local brothel runs on Thursday nights.
 

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No. You pay one whore. Then the other one has to do you for free. She doesn't get anything.
 

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No. You pay one whore. Then the other one has to do you for free. She doesn't get anything.
Do you basically pay double what you would for one at a different place?
 

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No. Same price. It's a once a week special. Serves to bring in new clientele.
 

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It COULD be related. I just like to pop in here and relay my random thoughts.

But there's always that chance that it was zeppelin shit.
Or a bird perched on a zeppelin. You never can tell with these things.
 
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