Random Questions & Thoughts

[Chorn]

It seems like it would be fun to be Irish.

 

[Chorn]

My floor is sticky.

 

[OfficePants]

Oh, you mean the drink.

 

[Chorn]

Hakeem Olajuwon is amazing to watch. There really has never been anyone more fun to watch off the post.

 

[Lady Canuker]

Weddings are more fun and interesting when there is alcohol

 

[Chorn]

I was dutch ovened this morning. My SO is 5 foot nothing and weighs about 95 pounds. This did not make the experience any cuter.

 

[Grand Potentate]

I was dutch ovened this morning. My SO is 5 foot nothing and weighs about 95 pounds. This did not make the experience any cuter.

That kimchi is a killer

 

[OfficePants]

Is there french toast in france?

 

[Grand Potentate]

Why are these threads in DT?

 

[Chorn]

Why are these threads in DT?

Because I can't tell the difference between DT and Everything Else. Srs. :dave:

 

[Grand Potentate]

Ho boy...

 

[Chorn]

:ThankYou:

 

[ter1413]

Oh, you mean the drink.

 

[Betelgeuse]

Caustic Man 's avatar scares me more than mine. okerface-19:

 

[Chorn]

The following avatars are my favorite on SF:

ElegantlyWasted
Acridsheep

 

[Allez Allez]

What the hell is going on in Harvey Birdman's avatar?:challengeconsidered-44:

Also, I wish I had cool socks but they are a pain in the ass to sort so I mostly just wear the same grey kind. Good to get that off my chest.

 

[Chorn]

Pretty sure an intern just farted. And it's a she. And she's pretty.

 

[Chorn]

I've made two posts about fart in this thread. This post merely serves to decrease the ratio of fart posts to non fart posts in this thread.

 

[OfficePants]

^ you should contribute more to my shitting tips thread. Farts are welcome content.

 

[Chorn]

I refuse to acknowledge the legitimacy of that thread until pB posts there. Everyone knows he's the internet authority on poo.

 

[OfficePants]

I refuse to acknowledge the legitimacy of that thread until pB posts there. Everyone knows he's the internet authority on poo.

Oh, so my world class advise gets no win? Ok. I thought this was WDWV. Sorry, I'll accept pB owns shit.

 

[OfficePants]

Hopefully they'll counter. Even if you don't accept, it feels good.

 

[Chorn]

Every morning I get my breakfast in a convenience store just outside the office. For some reason, the beers at this convenience store always look incredibly crisp, covered with a light film of condensation. It's 830 in the morning, and I am always tempted to bring one with me to the office. I think I can probably get away with it.

 

[Zé Ferreira]

Fight the power bdeuce22.

I am so sick of final exams.

 

[OfficePants]

^ basic bullshit. They just need to check off a box usually. I've done a handful of these and found them basic laden with what is her strongest trait stuff.

 

[Betelgeuse]

My mind associates Harveybirdman with this Harvey... hey they have the same profession.

 

[OfficePants]

One of them is better looking.

 

[Grand Potentate]

Harvey doesn't do peak lapels

 

[Zé Ferreira]

I always figured Harveybirdman was a little more...

 

[Grand Potentate]

That's me on the far right clapping. Man, I look so svelte there...

 

[Chorn]

Ambien, chocolate milk. and graham crackers

 

[OfficePants]

That's me on the far right clapping. Man, I look so svelte there...

Are you a fatty, Rambo?

 

[Grand Potentate]

Are you a fatty, Rambo?

always and forever

 

[Chorn]

The only free love I believe in is the two for one special the local brothel runs on Thursday nights.

 

[Grand Potentate]

The only free love I believe in is the two for one special the local brothel runs on Thursday nights.

That's really more of a discounted love, isn't it?

 

[Chorn]

No. You pay one whore. Then the other one has to do you for free. She doesn't get anything.

 

[Grand Potentate]

No. You pay one whore. Then the other one has to do you for free. She doesn't get anything.

Do you basically pay double what you would for one at a different place?

 

[Chorn]

No. Same price. It's a once a week special. Serves to bring in new clientele.

 

[Grand Potentate]

A bird shit on me this morning.

zeppelin

Is this related or you were just reaffirming your love of giant flying machines?

 

[Grand Potentate]

It COULD be related. I just like to pop in here and relay my random thoughts.

But there's always that chance that it was zeppelin shit.

Or a bird perched on a zeppelin. You never can tell with these things.