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Piece of shit:

Ordered a seared Tuna app, big nerve right thru the fish. Tasted horrible too.

Sent it back, french onion soup (who fucks that up?), horrible. Burned cheese was the best of it.

Bouillabaisse. Who puts raw zucchini and red pepper in one? And spicy like hell.
 
Okay I went to a patio. Ordered a glass of pinot grigio for her and a rye rocks for me. Second rye rocks came in a cocktail looking glass rather than old fashioned. It had some bloody Caesar salt rim after taste to it. Her pinot grigio when she finally got to 1/3 of it had bits of what looked like parmesan cheese.
 
Fucking salad bar in the office cafeteria never has enough lettuce. If you arrive at 12:20 you get that backyard mix.
 
I went to what I think was a sandwich shop with alcohol. One of the new posh ones. I ask for Pinot grigio and it comes in a glass with ice because the waitress said the bottle hasn't been in the fridge long enough so it's not chilled. I look over at the counter and I see bottles of wine sitting in a brown bag. This is past 12pm, at least an hour past opening time.

The redeeming thing is she was pouring 9 oz each glass.
 
Fwiffo said:
I went to what I think was a sandwich shop with alcohol. One of the new posh ones. I ask for Pinot grigio and it comes in a glass with ice because the waitress said the bottle hasn't been in the fridge long enough so it's not chilled. I look over at the counter and I see bottles of wine sitting in a brown bag. This is past 12pm, at least an hour past opening time.

The redeeming thing is she was pouring 9 oz each glass.
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Ha ha, I don't even know where to begin with this one.
 
Fucking lazy Chipotle employees.

They don't strain the water from the beans before putting them on your burrito, then your burrito is a soppy mess.
 
When I get $21 in change, why does it come back as a ten, a five and six singles? Is this a sign that the waiter is mad about not getting a 60% "keep the change" tip?
 
OfficePants said:
Aren't they providing you with sufficient bills to make a correct tip add up?
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When I actually need small bills, this never gets done and I have to hustle my date for singles. When I've got a wallet full of singles, I get an additional pile.
Lightly related, when I pay for $21 in gas with a twenty, a ten and a single, how come they can never figure out that I want a single ten back?
 
These tards will give me the single back, then count out a five and four singles. Happens more often than not.
 
Russell Street said:
Lightly related, when I pay for $21 $31 in gas with a twenty, a ten two twenties and a single, how come they can never figure out that I want a single ten back?
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Oops, example botched up. I try to make it easier for them to give me one bill back instead of five billls, and they don't get it.
Russell Street said:
These tards will give me the single back, then count out a five and four singles. Happens more often than not.
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They do that instead.
 
I was on a patio that has serious issues with pigeons. They walk around behind the bar nibbling and are audacious enough to fly centimetres away from the heads of patrons to land on the tables and nibble on mixed nuts. Once they get a table, they will occasionally they will dip their beaks into half finished beer or wine. The folks who drink hard liquor like it too much and finish theirs.
 
Fwiffo said:
I was on a patio that has serious issues with pigeons. They walk around behind the bar nibbling and are audacious enough to fly centimetres away from the heads of patrons to land on the tables and nibble on mixed nuts. Once they get a table, they will occasionally they will dip their beaks into half finished beer or wine. The folks who drink hard liquor like it too much and finish theirs.
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I like pigeons and would not be put off if they were around in an outdoor drinking establishment, they go where the food is.

If they were bothering you, why not just go inside? Or was that where they had the petting zoo?

Also, someone should really open a bar/petting zoo. Then I wouldn't have to sneak booze into regular petting zoos.
 
Fwiffo said:
I was on a patio that has serious issues with pigeons. They walk around behind the bar nibbling and are audacious enough to fly centimetres away from the heads of patrons to land on the tables and nibble on mixed nuts. Once they get a table, they will occasionally they will dip their beaks into half finished beer or wine. The folks who drink hard liquor like it too much and finish theirs.
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People like to be harassed by pigeons???
 
^ 2nd that

I'd like to see a bar combined with a county jail. With thick glass so you can watch the prisoners and make funny faces and phony gang signs at them.
 
OfficePants said:
^ 2nd that

I'd like to see a bar combined with a county jail. With thick glass so you can watch the prisoners and make funny faces and phony gang signs at them.
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"Bethlem Royal Hospital
Bethlem, the world's oldest institution specializing in the mentally ill, started admitting unbalanced patients in 1357. Throughout most of its history the conditions in the asylum were atrocious. For example, in the 18th century the public could pay a penny for the privilege of watching the "freaks"; they were even permitted to poke the caged patients with a long stick.

As an indication of what a house of horrors Bethlem Royal Hospital was, the word bedlam is derived from its name."

Easy money, baby, easy money.

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acidboy said:
years ago I was eating late night chinese at a greasy spoon here, and the plate of chicken had tiny cockroaches scampering about. I called the attention of the server, who promptly took the plate, transferred the chicken to a new plate, and placed it back on my table.
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Did you leave 15 or 20%?
 
Once I got a long hair in my dinner and by the time I caught it, the hair was half way down my throat and my mouth at the same time. When I pulled it out, and felt it coming all the way from my throat. It was hard not to heave.

Ha ha, then I once saw a guy get a piece of cracked black pepper caught in his throat (this was a very big guy), the coughing fit that ensued could have only ended in death as the guy's face was as dark as a glass of red wine. His guests were left in shock. It was about 10 mins before it ended. I've never seen someone cough like that.
 
OfficePants said:
Once I got a long hair in my dinner and by the time I caught it, the hair was half way down my throat and my mouth at the same time. When I pulled it out, and felt it coming all the way from my throat. It was hard not to heave.
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That's gross but I suppose it could have been worse. Poor little Millie Wallis was not so lucky...
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OfficePants said:
Ha ha, then I once saw a guy get a piece of cracked black pepper caught in his throat (this was a very big guy), the coughing fit that ensued could have only ended in death as the guy's face was as dark as a glass of red wine. His guests were left in shock. It was about 10 mins before it ended. I've never seen someone cough like that.
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This got me curious. I've just discovered that you can listen to an actual death rattle on Youtube.


This thread is getting dark, OfficePants. Real dark.

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If you are going to serve cut pizza, then PLEASE ACTUALLY CUT IT. Don't dotted line it because you make me look like an unskilled idiot when it wont separate easily. FFS.
 
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