Sam Smith is white

[John Lee Pettimore III]

I don't mean to start your weekend off with a bombshell like this, but you'll hear about it soon anyway.

 

[Grand Potentate]

Did I miss a breaking news story about this guy?

 

[Allen Smithee]

John Legend is a Black and Richard Astley is a Ginger!

 

[Allen Smithee]

I think he's Lance Bass's cousin with a few really ugly coats. He sure does wlk down the middle of the street in a non-White way.
Why is modern music regressing? This sounds like a Civil War era hymn, just with added emasculation.

 

[OfficePants]

Who is this homosexual?

Why is modern music regressing? This sounds like a Civil War era hymn, just with added emasculation.

According to Smithee, modern music is the homosexual.

 

[Allen Smithee]

According to Smithee, modern music is the homosexual.

The gay mafia is not just in Hollywood.

 

[OfficePants]

The gay mafia is not just in Hollywood.

http://www.salon.com/2014/05/19/adam_carolla_where_are_all_the_jewish_roofers/

Adam Carolla: The gay mafia is real

 

[Grand Potentate]

Do I need to move this to DT?

 

[OfficePants]

Do I need to move this to DT?

Don't get all Stitches on us, ok? Let it roll.

 

[Allen Smithee]

This just in: Sam Smith is still white.

 

[Allen Smithee]

as if there was any doubt, he's an admitted gay homosexual too
http://www.examiner.com/article/sam-smith-on-homosexuality-let-s-make-it-a-normality

 

[Grand Potentate]

Don't get all Stitches on us, ok? Let it roll.

You don't really need to say degrading thins like this to me, you know?

 

[OfficePants]

You don't really need to say degrading thins like this to me, you know?

You asked for it.

 

[Russell Street]

I think he's Lance Bass's cousin...

Well actually, he's Lilly Allen's cousin. She has a third nipple.
How exactly is this homosexual wearing cross earrings? Is the COE all wishy-washy on that issue, or is he just being ironical or something?

 

[John Lee Pettimore III]

Well actually, he's Lilly Allen's cousin. She has a third nipple.
How exactly is this homosexual wearing cross earrings? Is the COE all wishy-washy on that issue, or is he just being ironical or something?

My father-in-law and his partner go to a Methodist church every Sunday and have so many crosses hanging up in their house it's like they're preparing for the vampire apocalypse.

Despite what the perception is, there are entire denominations of Christianity catering to homosexuals. Jesus himself was pretty quiet on the matter.

 

[Russell Street]

Well, he could've just been British. It's often hard to tell.

 

[Allen Smithee]

Nice gaydar, James!

 

[Allen Smithee]

I calls 'em like I sees 'em.

Yup, you see gay people.

 

[Russell Street]

I had a beer by the same name last night. It was fruity, but I have to imagine there was no relation.

 

[OfficePants]

I had a beer by the same name last night. It was fruity, but I have to imagine there was no relation.

Sam Smith is both white and fruity.

 

[Russell Street]

This singer is up for a Grammy. Let us pray against it and for... someone else to win instead.

 

[doghouse]

The Grammys still exist?

 

[Russell Street]

I didn't invite you to my Grammie party? I'll be cheering for Megan Trainer and learning to spell all this stuff. It's a very hetero affair.

 

[Thruth]

The Grammys still exist?

so sad an event that AC/DC played a medley. a fucking medley. that brought Paul McCartney to his rocking' feet. oh, the horror!

 

[Thruth]

 

[OfficePants]

^ look at the 2 douchebags at the bottom right. Sunglasses? Is it dark in there?

 

[doghouse]

^ look at the 2 douchebags at the bottom right. Sunglasses? Is it dark in there?

 

[OfficePants]

Too too cool.

 

[Thruth]