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As a service to members, I submit this thread which will serve as a living dictionary to enhance our language skills. members are encouraged to add to and grow this lexicon and keep it a dynamic flowing document.
Jajajaja (alternatively jajajja) - a declarative, maniacal, affirmative almost animalistic yelp used to underscore the magnitude of a statement. Similar to Hai in Japanese
Unshirt - a shirt manufactured outside of Napoli and typically purchased by Taccky profanators. Characteristics of the Unshirt include fabrics that can be bought on Napoli in the street from Murrockean drug dealers for not much Euros. Additionally, Unshirts are common on Jermyn Street and purport to be English in manufacture but are secretly made in Bangladesh and shipped only at night to London to have "made in England" tags sewn in. Unshirts also feature plackets
Fussing - an alternative spelling for the fusing material used to line shirt collars and cuffs. Lack of fussing usually indicates an Unshirt (see above)
Plackets - actually spelled correctly in Sarto-speak, and represent a key feature of the Unshirt (see above)
Cary Grant - thought to be a term describing a good homosexual as opposed to a bad one
Burt Lancaster - see Cary Grant
Pitti Uomo, Pitti - an annual meeting of the fashion industry but also describes a secret society of tacky Godless, goblin profinators who meet in dark rooms where they complete albums of sexual diseases
Unshoe - the term used to describe a shoe not manufactured in Italy. Characterized by ugly squared toes, rainbow colours as the ugly ones of Lino Lettuce. Ugly fashion shoe you will never see on a classic code dresser but only on bloggers, same as the monks or similar horrid stuff.
Example: Corthay is an Unshoe
Crapmina - Any footwear product manufactured by Carmina Shoemaker of Majorca, Spain
Lino Lettuce - AKA Lino Ieluzzi, owner of Al Bazar in Naples. A sockless tacky profanator who likes the number 7 and has a neck that resembles an old cunt. A fixture at Pitti
thruth - an honest statement, an unlie, which is not told by a tacky
Tacky - one of bad taste, such as unNeopoltan tailors
Rectumite - a sodomite or male that engages in anal sex with other men. The rectumite is a tacky and does not dress like a real man.
Craptom, Simon - Tacky blogging shill scammer with bad pockets. Known to wear linen in December.
Orazio - Tacky, diseased scammer untailor who makes pinstriped odd jacket in the wrong size with horrible sleeves. Instead of canvas, prefers to use cheapest fussing that smells like burning tires on riots in streets of Napoli
Blogger - effeminates and destroyers of the good taste and Saint Tradition, pay attention, BEWARE, MAY CAUSE VOMITS, DIARREA, NAUSEA
Dandy Mode - describes and individual who is a histrionic, abnormal degenerate who won't ever be with a woman
Jajajaja (alternatively jajajja) - a declarative, maniacal, affirmative almost animalistic yelp used to underscore the magnitude of a statement. Similar to Hai in Japanese
Unshirt - a shirt manufactured outside of Napoli and typically purchased by Taccky profanators. Characteristics of the Unshirt include fabrics that can be bought on Napoli in the street from Murrockean drug dealers for not much Euros. Additionally, Unshirts are common on Jermyn Street and purport to be English in manufacture but are secretly made in Bangladesh and shipped only at night to London to have "made in England" tags sewn in. Unshirts also feature plackets
Fussing - an alternative spelling for the fusing material used to line shirt collars and cuffs. Lack of fussing usually indicates an Unshirt (see above)
Plackets - actually spelled correctly in Sarto-speak, and represent a key feature of the Unshirt (see above)
Cary Grant - thought to be a term describing a good homosexual as opposed to a bad one
Burt Lancaster - see Cary Grant
Pitti Uomo, Pitti - an annual meeting of the fashion industry but also describes a secret society of tacky Godless, goblin profinators who meet in dark rooms where they complete albums of sexual diseases
Unshoe - the term used to describe a shoe not manufactured in Italy. Characterized by ugly squared toes, rainbow colours as the ugly ones of Lino Lettuce. Ugly fashion shoe you will never see on a classic code dresser but only on bloggers, same as the monks or similar horrid stuff.
Example: Corthay is an Unshoe
Crapmina - Any footwear product manufactured by Carmina Shoemaker of Majorca, Spain
Lino Lettuce - AKA Lino Ieluzzi, owner of Al Bazar in Naples. A sockless tacky profanator who likes the number 7 and has a neck that resembles an old cunt. A fixture at Pitti
thruth - an honest statement, an unlie, which is not told by a tacky
Tacky - one of bad taste, such as unNeopoltan tailors
Rectumite - a sodomite or male that engages in anal sex with other men. The rectumite is a tacky and does not dress like a real man.
Craptom, Simon - Tacky blogging shill scammer with bad pockets. Known to wear linen in December.
Orazio - Tacky, diseased scammer untailor who makes pinstriped odd jacket in the wrong size with horrible sleeves. Instead of canvas, prefers to use cheapest fussing that smells like burning tires on riots in streets of Napoli
Blogger - effeminates and destroyers of the good taste and Saint Tradition, pay attention, BEWARE, MAY CAUSE VOMITS, DIARREA, NAUSEA
Dandy Mode - describes and individual who is a histrionic, abnormal degenerate who won't ever be with a woman
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