Sex Talk

[Grand Potentate]

i was reading an article on male pleasure toys and saw this fucking thing

Autoblow 2 Blowjob Machine | Male Sex Toys | Sex Toys For Men

 

[Thruth]

i was reading an article on male pleasure toys and saw this fucking thing

Autoblow 2 Blowjob Machine | Male Sex Toys | Sex Toys For Men

I am offended. Mods, please delete and chastise the OP!

I come here expecting to see sex toys AND how they might enhance my fits!

Cheers!

 

[doghouse]

i was reading an article on male pleasure toys and saw this fucking thing

Autoblow 2 Blowjob Machine | Male Sex Toys | Sex Toys For Men

I'm holding out until they make the android chick from Blade Runner.

 

[Russell Street]

A rocker arm mechanism? That'll work great if you have no curvature.

 

[Darkside]

Bitches love curvature

 

[Grand Potentate]

I was reading a SlickDeals thread on the Hitachi Magic Wand and someone posted this attachment

Amazon.com: Wand Essentials Vibra Cup Masturbator Wand Attachment: Health & Personal Care

I think Leitmotif should look into one of these. LelandJ as well.

 

[Algernon Crisp]

I predict it will be the hot new accessory trend at the next Pitti, walking around with your fly undone (very sprezz), your catamite disease wand sticking out of your pentz, and one of these clamped to it doing suckjobs all day.

Lino Lettuce will stand out from the crowd by wearing his on his thumb.

 

[Fwiffo]

I hate ringing or messaging the usuals when I'm sloshed. What's a man to do?

 

[Grand Potentate]

I hate ringing or messaging the usuals when I'm sloshed. What's a man to do?

Go forth and conquer new lands.

 

[Rain Man]

i was reading an article on male pleasure toys and saw this fucking thing

Autoblow 2 Blowjob Machine | Male Sex Toys | Sex Toys For Men

It does raise the question of what the Autoblow 1 looked like.

NM, found it.

 

[Grand Potentate]

It does raise the question of what the Autoblow 1 looked like.

NM, found it.

Seems about right

 

[Rain Man]

You should've seen the prototype.

 

[Dropbear]

Let’s Fry Our Eyes With the Weirdest Sex Toys (NSFW)

From a foot-shaped penis masturbator to a wine stopper for sperm, we scoured the World Wide Web for the really freaky stuff.

www.vice.com

 

[Dropbear]

 

[Grand Potentate]

View attachment 47179

Well?

 

[Jan Libourel]

Bizarre!