Allen Smithee
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What kind of shorts should I get?
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This was your first criteria? Are you secretly a 40-ish chubby woman?Depends (seriously) one what your knees look like.
Are you asking whether they should be covered up or not?Depends (seriously) one what your knees look like.
What about on my own property? Or if I'm pedaling around on a bicycle? Or at summer camp?If you are over 12 years of age you should not wear shorts. Not once. Not ever.
Why, how?Depends (seriously) one what your knees look like.
Not so strict me.If you are over 12 years of age you should not wear shorts. Not once. Not ever.
Please post pics. Could you do one where you slouch on couch and people can see all the way up your leg? Thanks.I really need to replace my 20 year old LL Bean shorts. As I only wear them at home when it is truly hot, they don't get much wear. Sadly, LL Bean is afflicted with non-iron and stain resistant crap disease. Gee, the old plain cotton worked just fine, assholes.
Nah, I have bug bites on my legs, and nobody much is seeing this as I wear them whenPlease post pics. Could you do one where you slouch on couch and people can see all the way up your leg? Thanks.
...on my own property? Or if I'm pedaling around on a bicycle?
If you are over 12 years of age you should not wear shorts. Not once. Not ever.
+1I think tucking a shirt into shorts scream either "middle aged dad" or "pledge at a Southern frat". Not a good look.
It's either the giant wallet or maybe he just sat in a wet spot and it's all sticking to the butt? Those Kennedy shorts are a pretty good cut IMHO.Is that bulge in his back pocket rohypnol, some barbituates, or a chloroform soaked rag?
Does anyone think these are a good idea? Adding bulk to warm weather gear? What is anyone carrying anyway, a cell phone?cargo shorts
I wear shorts off work hours. It's way to fucking hot here in Kansas to wear pants all the time 100 degrees plus 70% humidity.