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Are there still adults that wear boardshorts with netting in them? Lolwut?

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http://www.orlebarbrown.com/men/swim-shorts/bulldog/riviera
 
Are there still adults that wear boardshorts with netting in them? Lolwut?

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http://www.orlebarbrown.com/men/swim-shorts/bulldog/riviera
See, this is a problem. These shitty little shorts only work on skinny guys and those with paunches and chicken legs like ConchitaWurst ConchitaWurst .

The alternative seems to be either surfer board shorts worn by surfers and skinheads or "swim trunks" with the netting in them.

Pauly Chase Pauly Chase what do you wear over your Jimmy Dean sausage links?
 
See, this is a problem. These shitty little shorts only work on skinny guys and those with paunches and chicken legs like ConchitaWurst ConchitaWurst .

The alternative seems to be either surfer board shorts worn by surfers and skinheads or "swim trunks" with the netting in them.

Pauly Chase Pauly Chase what do you wear over your Jimmy Dean sausage links?

The fact that anything other than unlined boardshorts exist slightly boggles my mind. The most you see anymore are elastic waists for the rural folk.
 
like we don't know where this is going...
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Who wants their wet dong sticking to their leg?
 
See, this is a problem. These shitty little shorts only work on skinny guys and those with paunches and chicken legs like ConchitaWurst ConchitaWurst .

The alternative seems to be either surfer board shorts worn by surfers and skinheads or "swim trunks" with the netting in them.

Pauly Chase Pauly Chase what do you wear over your Jimmy Dean sausage links?

I got a pair from myhabit (RIP) for 35 bucks, can't remember the brand, but made in USA. Had to get it tailored. Bought 34" and reduced it to 32 inch waist.

Nordstrom has psychobunnys for cheap. I think about 40 bucks a pair. Forward has Thom Brownes for 120. I cant justify to buy something too expensive that will see dirty water maybe about twice a year
 
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Ne plus ultra of swimwear. Though, Onia's are not bad too - the 5-inch inseams ofc.
 
I like Roda at the beach, Borrelli and Kiton for swimwear
I do not like O. Brown
 
Are you boys serious? 13 posts so far and no one has mentioned the number 1 swimwear choice on the continent :
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I've never even heard of them until now. What's their appeal?
Onia shares similar features like OB - clean lines, simple design, 4-piece waistband - not with the side adjusters like OBs but just as nicely constructed.
 
Forgot about eddy monetti
Got several of their swimtrunks, NOT BOUGHT OFF YOOX
paid retail in their milano store!!!

Ok, maybe i got them during sale season
 
Forgot about eddy monetti
Got several of their swimtrunks, NOT BOUGHT OFF YOOX
paid retail in their milano store!!!

Ok, maybe i got them during sale season
are you talking about the eddy monetti way back when they still carried the important tradition of neapolitan menswear? or the current modern day eddy monetti no longer patronized by marcodinarco and the other masons?
 
are you talking about the eddy monetti way back when they still carried the important tradition of neapolitan menswear? or the current modern day eddy monetti no longer patronized by marcodinarco and the other masons?

Yes yes yes. Please see Crapoops69s post from film noir buff circa 2011 :

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