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The Black Phillip Show - Episode 4
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-They want a tough man. A guy who they feel like they can follow. You have to qualify yourself that you're their masculine entity. To keep them safe or run the show. So she feels like she can look at you and think "my man can handle this". She'll constantly challenge you.
-Its like karate class - so when you meet a chick in karate class, its EASY to have 7 women at the same level in your karate class. You meet them new and you give them all their white belts. They don't know anything. And you tell em all kinds of bullshit. And they listen. You line em up and tell em. Women's nature is to challenge you. So if you have 7 women in your karate class, eventually they're going to want to get bumped up to the next belt. Some of them don't make it past the first belt. Some want to stick it through because they think "I see something in this guy." Eventually, nature tells them when its time to bump their belt up. They get in the stance to try and kick you, just to see if all your sensei teachings are bullshit. To challenge you. All a woman wants you to do is to be able to take their karate kick, not only block it, but make her fall and smash her head where she wants to go " holy shit! I'm sorry master. You are good." Then she is down for you to be the master until the next session. Now as these women are living up, they're falling off. Maybe they can't afford the class. Maybe they moved and they can't make it to the school. Maybe they joined Cobra Kahn. Now you got 4 left and you get to the next level. Brown belt status. Its getting difficult.
-If you have a handsome, smart winner, you were the product of hanging in there. He waited, and you waited, and you hung in there until he got rid of the other girls.
-You'll never be special right away for a guy. We're special right away.
-We're auditioning for the pussy. We're auditioning for something that, innately, we're better than.
-Stay in the matrix. Surface happiness. Don't dig underneath because you're going to find something. Don't eat the blue pill.
-If somebody took all the sharks in the ocean, kidnapped them, pulled all their teeth out, and then stuck them back in the ocean. And now the tuna are swimming around like "we run the ocean right tuna?" "Yeah!" "We run shit!" And the sharks are like [mumbling]"we ain't got no teeth..." So now the tuna are swimming around like "[SIGH] this ocean stinks! there's nothing to do. Where the sharks at? Why can't I find me a good shark?" You know why you're unhappy? Because tuna ain't supposed to run the ocean. Tina's supposed to be running from sharks with teeth! There's a hierarchy. It trickles down. Women don't want to be the general. They're unhappy. Because women's happiness is based on a moment to moment thing.
-Men don't edit themselves. They don't go "man, I just asked this guy to make me happy last month and he tried to make me happy. Now I want more?" They don't have anything to rationalize their greed.
-Men's happiness is very clearly drawn out. We want to fill our emptiness with bullshit. Women want to fill their emptiness with meaningful shit. Relationships. Spiritual growth. Guys want to fill theirs with video games. Women want growth. They feel this emptiness and they don't know how to deal with it. A guy's happiness has to trickle down to a woman.
-Women live in a world of "that's inappropriate" "that's not right" "you shouldn't talk like this" women live in a world of you shouldn't. Men liven in a YOU SHOULD world.
-Innately, on a nature level, we want different pussy. You don't offer us anything off the bat that makes us want to be with you for the rest of your life. You're taught how to force a guy to be in something with you, by taking his teeth, and making him go "booboobeeboo" and have them stop trying to find their happiness. Once men find their happiness, women are going to be happy. Because no one knows what the fuck makes women happy.
-Men revel in having nothing to do. But women, not only will you not admit you're lonely and have nothing to do, you fight us when we tell you you have nothing to do. And give you something to do.
-You're better than any vagina out there. So if a woman is going to force you to be her friend, she better damn well be better than any friend out there. Better than your BOY that you want to hang out with.
-If you're in my life, you're probably in it to have sex.
-If a man meets my girl, and he finds out she was with me, she should give him the phone so he could call me up and go "thank you. Thank you man. I got a soldier because of you. "
-Friend Zone & thinking you're creeping the girl out when making a move on her - 1) You're hoping to friendship your way into some pussy or 2) you're hoping to get her to give you some sad, "I shouldn't have done this" pussy. But if she's getting creeped out, she don't like you. She don't find you attractive. She's using you. And I'm going to tell you what women use us for - our time. You're her TIME HO. You're a space ho. A movie watching ho. A help her lift her bags up the stairs ho. A come over and kill this mouse ho. Just like if you go to a girl "hey listen, I'm going to fuck you and go to the movies with someone else." Reverse it. Women go "I'm gonna go to the movies with you and fuck someone else." She's using you to make other guys jealous. You're not in love. You're in lust and in ego.
-We have ego. That's why threesomes are healthy. Because it helps you get over that thing that tears you up inside. You have to go to a place where you can picture her with someone else.
-Women will take your time.
-Watching other guys fuck your girl. Same concept as porno. Watching a strange guy smash a strange woman. We want to watch a monstrosity KILL IT. That's why Asian porn doesn't turn us on. Don't ever think you're weirdfor exploring what turns you on. You have a freedom in your mind that lets you look at a woman's sexuality and divide it from who she is as a person.
-Why do I say bitch? Its a belief system. Its just to say to you that I'm going to say a word that you don't like, and you're not going to do anything about it. And that's a dichotomy for all manship. The word bitch represents something that's so repugnant to women, but the fact is, I choose to say it or choose not to. That's the amount of respect you earn from me. Its not the respect that you are automatically entitled to. You're not entitled to the door being opened. You're not entitled to me laying down my good coat over a puddle. You're not entitled to me wrestling an alligator to save your life. Its desire, that's all. That's all the word bitch is, just to let you know "hey bitch". And you go "don't be CALLIN me no bitch!" And I go "ok bitch". Now what? What's option 2??? I want to give you options. To make me NOT want to call you a bitch. "Do you love your mother?" I love my mother TO Death! That has nothing to do with you. My mother used to be somebody's bitch. And they had to deal with my mother's bullshit.
-You don't have to conquer them with physicality. You have to conquer them with LOGIC. And make them look at you like "You know what? I'm going to follow this guy, because he knows where he's going."
-But when a woman dont respect you, they test your manhood. CONSTANTLY. It wears you out. But I'm going to tell you what, its just like fighting the terrorists. You gonna stop? You gonna take a break? THEY DONT TAKE BREAKS. They out there trying to kills us with lipstick and Gatorade. WOMEN ARE INSURGENTS. Making improvised explosive devices. And the day that you go "I don't want to. I don't feel like checking her mind" BLAM!!! You fingerless motherfucker! You can't be tired. You're dealing with the worst terrorists there are - women. They're brutal. And here's what makes them the most brutal - they don't do it maliciously. Its an organic response. Its instinct. Its like if you have a pet rattlesnake. You've got to always know its going to bite you. Women do things instinctively. I'm not saying they're disloyal. But they do it on an instinctive level. And they bash you down. Its not because they want to. And that's the thing. Going back to the terrorist thing - you are fighting someone with an ideal. An ideology, a philosophy, about killing you. And I'm the TSA guy going to work. I'm trying to fight somebody with a belief system. You gotta get a belief system into your happiness. And make it an unconscious, natural thing. And that's when women will get the point, that if they start doing their shit
-She will love you until you make the wah-wah noise.
-Her attractiveness to me is that I'm a pimp. Its my strength that makes me attractive to her.
-I out logic her
-She was looking forward to the next level of taking my shit, so that she can feel comfortable. She hates me. But she loves me. But she loves hating me. She loves the passion that the hatred for me has.
-If you ever in your life yell at another guy you might as well go with him. If another guy evoked passion in you, where you're yelling and screaming at him, you might as well go with him. Women's hatred is just like love. Its the same thing. If a girl is indifferent to you, then its lost. When your girl gets like that, and a guy in the street evokes anger in her, then its over.
-They pretend what they're doing is not malicious, and its not, its nature. And so we have to be dilligent and purposeful, to combat their belief system.
-The most you can hope for is a couple months rest. In between belts. When they're calling you master.
-Sometimes you go "ill release myself as long as you don't get abusive." Which is what happens to women as Soon as they get an in. Soon as you give them an inch, they take a mile. You can't get mad about it. You can't hit em. You can't choke them. You can't tell at em. You have to be dilligent until they get the option in their head. Until they think first "ok, am I getting ready to do some righteous shit, or am I going to do some drama shit? Because its not worth what's going to happen" if I need to talk to my girl for an hour, I'll talk to her for 5. Until she's like "I'm going to die if I have to listen to this *****" she can't out argue me. I'm going to find a way because of two things 1) i think I'm right and 2) I'm a guy and were competitive. I will do anything g to make your point stupid.
-You might be right 8 times and be wrong 2, but its worth it to be right the 8 and sneak in the 2 by buying something.
-The friend zone - Don't play. Don't even let anybody know you have a ball. First of all, its pathetic. And you're starting 2 cars behind. Say you're driving down a one way street. And once you're behind, you can get 3 cars behind if someone pulls out in front of you. Emotionally.
-Women don't know what's satisfying to them. So the abuse they give you that works. When she knows that you're gonna be the guy that hangs around and is going to be unhappy about not getting the pussy, but still hanging around
-When you do comedy - When you bomb, you don't get out of it by trying to make them happy. You make it worse. You take two grenades and throw them into the ground and kill everyone. Because what you don't want is to give the audience the power to know they can affect you. Because they will not do what you think normal humans do, which is go "aww, he's having a bad time, the poor guy, let's help him through this." They will go "ooooh, I get to take my foot and run it in his neck and control him? MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" They will let you flail. You have to go "I CONTROL MY DESTINY"
-You cannot start behind. You can't play a basketball game and spot the opponent 20 points. You can't do that. That's what women want you to do. They don't want you to say what important to you. They're going to tell you what's important to them. And what this does, it doesn't make them go " I want him". It makes them go "I'm gonna control this guy. Because he's a pussy. And I want this thing In My life." Who's going to come plug in the VCR? Who's going to come move the fridge? You, ASSHOLE!
-She felt the pressure of you not being there, and then you let up. You have to now be willing to take an L. You have to explain to her what her vagina means to you. Explain that it means nothing and it means everything. What that means is, if you go to dinner and someone gives you a fork, is that special? Its not special. But, its important and its essential. You gotta let a woman know that her pussy is the fork. You gotta let her know that "yes sweetie, I need to eat with it. Its important. But it ain't special to me. But it doesn't mean to me what you think it means. What it does is makes me like you now. It consummates what you mean to me."
-Its like wheels on a car. You can't drive a car without wheels. But you don't look at the wheels and go "wow, these are special!" You go "I need the wheels to drive the car!" But you don't go "these wheels are mine. I love these wheels!
-She's holding you hostage with the idea of pussy. You gotta give her some medicine. Women hate honesty. Its like eating the worst casserole in the world. You gotta be willing to take the L. You've been treating me like this duck for a long time.
-My friendship is my love. My live my friendship my time my love is all the same to me. You've been abusing me. You've been using my time. You've been using my love for you. Knowing that I want you, you've been hanging around me not giving me what I need. Which makes you think your pussy is worth more than my whole existence. Either you ante up with some cooch. And you take it dude. You UNLOAD on it. Don't me making love to her. And you tell her "you goofy whore? this is it? This is your fuck game? This is what you've been making me wait for? And you're not even a soldier in bed?" You take it out on her. And then you tell her "thank you. Now if you want to be friends now, true friends, we can be friends."
-And don't do it as a tactic. You have to be righteous. Be righteous with the fact that you're laying it down. Because if you do it as a tactic, and then go as being a friend and back to moving the refrigerator, you're finished. You're finished forever. So you gotta either take the L and just never talk to her again, or blow it up and go "you gotta give me some pussy or you are never to talk to me again."
-Two forms of taking the L - 1) completely dismiss her, or 2) tell her you've taken enough of my time for me to find out if you've got some good ass.
-Her vagina smells like the inside of a boxing glove after a 12 round fight.
-Its not being a jerk. Its learning how to take that filter - pulling out your own teeth - how you feel, and just word it. "I feel like I'm being taken advantage of. I feel like you're using me. This is how I feel. Now it may be wrong, it may be right, but this is how I feel. I'm telling you what's in my gut. I feel something. And I'm not gonna automatically destroy what I feel to make you feel better.
-If a girl goes "I love you" and you don't love her, you just need to have a logic. You say "well I don't love you, but I'm going to stay the guy that you love! I'm going to be the same motherfucker you fell in love with. I'm not going to change. So are you in love with me Due to the fact that you think I'm in love with you, relative to that? Or do you love me regardless of how I feel? Don't you love me whether I love you or not?" Yeah I guess.... "Alright then shut up. Lets just live life. Lets just live what we're doing. Don't mess it up by making me take all the energy I have in being this guy that you're REALLY in to, and then turn it into love. Now I gotta love you. Now I gotta be committed. And that's ENERGY for a man. You're gonna take all the energy he has to be spontaneous , to do things, to massage your feet, to LIKE you. And sometimes a guy liking you is better than a guy loving you. You start doing to people you love becaue you think its your god given right, you're entitled to. People you like, you self moderate. You go, "you know what, I can't place this on a person I like". And women do that. A woman who thinks you like her, and she likes you, doesn't ask you about your other girlfriends. She's happy with what she's got.
-SOS BAND - whenever you're with me - I'd rather have a piece of you than have all of none.
-You're gonna love him before he loves you because he's showing you all the best of himself. You're not! You're not showing the best of you before he gets pussy. Before he gets pussy, Its him auditioning for pussy. So you're getting the best of a guy. So you're gonna love him first. So when you start to love a guy, you're like "I love him and I want him to live me too". You don't have any skill once you go "wait a minute, I love this motherfucker!" Lets start putting in effect PLAN LOVE. You just sit there and go "I love you! I love you!! you should love me too!!!"
-The bottom bitch - the girl that embraces pimps. His main girl that really isn't a prostitute. His assistance. The woman who teaches the other students. The physicians assistant. She teaches the other women. The 4th degree black belt. Who doesn't mind that you teach other classes as sensei.
-They're going to love you first anyway. That's the nature of women. What we have to give, for what we want, is much more than they have to give for what they want. And they don't even give. Its redundant to say that they are going to fall in love with you first. Any guy who falls in love with a woman first, has low self esteem and he's having trouble getting pussy. And its the idea of getting pussy that's making him go "I'm just gonna love her because I can't get no other pussy." But no guy falls in live with a woman for her personality. Because we really don't give a shit. We don't give a shit if you can't read. We don't give a shit if you've got a job. We don't give a shit if you got 7 kids. We just don't care. If a guy goes "baby, I've got three kids", she goes "UGH!" If a woman tells a guy "I've got three kids" a guy goes "well, are they asleep?" "Good that means you're fucking!"
-And then love is a thing that sneaks up on a guys. Where we just keep a chick around for so long that you realize she's a trooper. She becomes a force of habit. We're creatures of habit.
-And if you fall in love with a bitch, 9 times out of 10, she loses all respect for him. She feels something's wrong. And they kick him to the curb. The challenge for her is ruined. It sounds fucked up to women, but think about what goes on - he's putting his best foot, he's being respectful, all "hi, how are you?" He's working for the pussy! And you know he's working!
-Then what happens is, you start to feel. A woman needs to like you to fuck you. The thing that I'm giving a woman is the SAME thing I'm giving her to want to fuck me. To want to have sex with me is the same thing. So she's thinking "he's so attractive, he's so sexy. I want to fuck him!" AND "I want to be with him." But a guy, he wants to fuck you first. And then its like "ok, I'll keep fucking you..." And then he goes "I think I want to be with her." "Do I like this bitch?"
-Threesome rules - just let the women go at it. I know its hardcore, and you want to become a serial killer. A room of naked bitches that you jut want to kill it. But you've got to understand that when its you and two women, the GIRLS RUN IT. They run the show. Don't be a cock blocker. If one of them likes dick, they will work you in. They can't help it. But its not the other bitches fault - its your wife's. You have to go in and touch your wife. Because the other chick is going to do anything your wife does. What's going to happen - your wife brings you in and you start kissing on her. Feeling her up. And eventually, your wife is going to start moving that chick in the direction of your balls. The wife is the liaison. Just jerk off on the side, one of them will come, then the other will come, and then be patient and one will come to you. YOU CAN NOT BE SELFISH.
-The three rules of threesomes:
1) let your girl/wife set it up
2) don't be too excited about who your wife picks.
3) don't fuck the other bitch after your the threesome or the wife falls asleep.
-I'm never going to put myself in a position to not be happy, ever again. And that was the moment when something swept over me when I realized "I am going to live like this."
-I would give women the power. I would make pussy so powerful in my life.
-I don't beleive nature to make mistakes. What happens is supposed to happen. Women outnumber men. If men outnumbered women, there would be wars over women.
-Stop being so defensive about side pussy.
-What you are, when I talk to you on the street, I just got my human resources department open. Like, I got my secretary for my company, but, at the same time, I always gotta put out applications. Just in case this bitch leaves me without 2 weeks notice. She might slip and fall. She might try to sue the company. I gotta replace her, just incase she leaves the company. And that's what women don't understand - there's a shortage of men. You don't have a lot of options.
-These women are selling me what I want to buy.
-I would give them the power by making pussy so powerful. Giving it power in my life. Then I finally realized "I'm better than this". I am not going to put myself in a position by going "oh I live you booby woobie" I found that being a dick - Going back to why I say bitch - it doesn't mean anything to me. its just a belief system. Its just to say to myself "I can say bitch." And I BELIEVE in it. I'm gonna see if I can have you get mad at it, and I'm gonna stay firm.
-Were all pussy motherfuckers. And we cry like a bitch curled up in the fetal position in the corner. OVER WHAT? If your girl left you, what would you REALLY miss about her? What? Her funny jokes. How she always talked to you when you wanted to be left alone? Women miss the routine! Its the arrogance and the ego. Its possession! When you thought the bitch was yours. I be got 5 watches and 4 of them I never wear. But if a ***** steals one you're furious! Your ego is damaged.
-You thought you were in love. And missed hanging out. But that's not it. Mostly, we just miss pussy. Pussy's not a routine. When you use pussy as a weapon, are you going to give your weapon it to the enemy every night? No! You're going to hold off and make him suffer until you can use it to your advantage.
-You have to send your girls out to fuck other guys. Its ego if you can't wrap your head around it. Do you have something of value that you don't give a fuck about? But its yours and you want it, but it gets not attention? Its a possession. You know when a kid gets a dog. And he doesn't feed the dog or walk it. But when you go "I'm going to get rid of the dog!" And he goes "NO THATS MY DOG. I LOVE HIM!" You have to send your girl out with the confidence that she'll come back to you after. You think that another guy is going to expose your faulty fucking! She's going to go "I didn't know what I was missing!" Some ***** is out there with a dick that reaches her bladder. Some guy is fucking her till she pees on herself. He's packing a dick that reaches her bladder. You don't have a pee dick! That's why I go out and actively embrace another guy fucking your girl. You have to hope your mind game overwhelmed his fuck game. You can't keep a girl with your fuck game. You can't keep a 21 year old with your fuck game. Its something else. Its leadership. They have to think that that you're a winner. You thinking some guy is better than you. You gotta have her thinking . Any woman can get dick. They can't get that satisfying sex. But they can't get that energy. The orgasmic thing you give her.
-Don't be afraid to use vibrators and dildos. She associates any sexual activity that makes her feel good to you. Its no good without you. If she uses the vibrator, she attributes it to you because she got the pleasure of you using it with you.
-Why these women can not leave jerry - there's a way of life. Women do not introduce the things they want sexually. the things they want sexually.
-You can't say "choke me". Because the whole idea of you choking her is lost because she's telling you to choke her!
-You still got the silicon pack that comes with a new pair of shoes? That new pussy smell?
-A lot of women believe that they're different than other women. You're not. In your jealousy, this is how warped you get. You believe that any thing that takes up your mans time is "another woman". If its video games, djing, or work, doesn't matter. You get jealous of anything that you think is more important than you in the relationship.
-When the value of your pussy depreciates, like a Ford Taurus.
-Its like karate class - so when you meet a chick in karate class, its EASY to have 7 women at the same level in your karate class. You meet them new and you give them all their white belts. They don't know anything. And you tell em all kinds of bullshit. And they listen. You line em up and tell em. Women's nature is to challenge you. So if you have 7 women in your karate class, eventually they're going to want to get bumped up to the next belt. Some of them don't make it past the first belt. Some want to stick it through because they think "I see something in this guy." Eventually, nature tells them when its time to bump their belt up. They get in the stance to try and kick you, just to see if all your sensei teachings are bullshit. To challenge you. All a woman wants you to do is to be able to take their karate kick, not only block it, but make her fall and smash her head where she wants to go " holy shit! I'm sorry master. You are good." Then she is down for you to be the master until the next session. Now as these women are living up, they're falling off. Maybe they can't afford the class. Maybe they moved and they can't make it to the school. Maybe they joined Cobra Kahn. Now you got 4 left and you get to the next level. Brown belt status. Its getting difficult.
-If you have a handsome, smart winner, you were the product of hanging in there. He waited, and you waited, and you hung in there until he got rid of the other girls.
-You'll never be special right away for a guy. We're special right away.
-We're auditioning for the pussy. We're auditioning for something that, innately, we're better than.
-Stay in the matrix. Surface happiness. Don't dig underneath because you're going to find something. Don't eat the blue pill.
-If somebody took all the sharks in the ocean, kidnapped them, pulled all their teeth out, and then stuck them back in the ocean. And now the tuna are swimming around like "we run the ocean right tuna?" "Yeah!" "We run shit!" And the sharks are like [mumbling]"we ain't got no teeth..." So now the tuna are swimming around like "[SIGH] this ocean stinks! there's nothing to do. Where the sharks at? Why can't I find me a good shark?" You know why you're unhappy? Because tuna ain't supposed to run the ocean. Tina's supposed to be running from sharks with teeth! There's a hierarchy. It trickles down. Women don't want to be the general. They're unhappy. Because women's happiness is based on a moment to moment thing.
-Men don't edit themselves. They don't go "man, I just asked this guy to make me happy last month and he tried to make me happy. Now I want more?" They don't have anything to rationalize their greed.
-Men's happiness is very clearly drawn out. We want to fill our emptiness with bullshit. Women want to fill their emptiness with meaningful shit. Relationships. Spiritual growth. Guys want to fill theirs with video games. Women want growth. They feel this emptiness and they don't know how to deal with it. A guy's happiness has to trickle down to a woman.
-Women live in a world of "that's inappropriate" "that's not right" "you shouldn't talk like this" women live in a world of you shouldn't. Men liven in a YOU SHOULD world.
-Innately, on a nature level, we want different pussy. You don't offer us anything off the bat that makes us want to be with you for the rest of your life. You're taught how to force a guy to be in something with you, by taking his teeth, and making him go "booboobeeboo" and have them stop trying to find their happiness. Once men find their happiness, women are going to be happy. Because no one knows what the fuck makes women happy.
-Men revel in having nothing to do. But women, not only will you not admit you're lonely and have nothing to do, you fight us when we tell you you have nothing to do. And give you something to do.
-You're better than any vagina out there. So if a woman is going to force you to be her friend, she better damn well be better than any friend out there. Better than your BOY that you want to hang out with.
-If you're in my life, you're probably in it to have sex.
-If a man meets my girl, and he finds out she was with me, she should give him the phone so he could call me up and go "thank you. Thank you man. I got a soldier because of you. "
-Friend Zone & thinking you're creeping the girl out when making a move on her - 1) You're hoping to friendship your way into some pussy or 2) you're hoping to get her to give you some sad, "I shouldn't have done this" pussy. But if she's getting creeped out, she don't like you. She don't find you attractive. She's using you. And I'm going to tell you what women use us for - our time. You're her TIME HO. You're a space ho. A movie watching ho. A help her lift her bags up the stairs ho. A come over and kill this mouse ho. Just like if you go to a girl "hey listen, I'm going to fuck you and go to the movies with someone else." Reverse it. Women go "I'm gonna go to the movies with you and fuck someone else." She's using you to make other guys jealous. You're not in love. You're in lust and in ego.
-We have ego. That's why threesomes are healthy. Because it helps you get over that thing that tears you up inside. You have to go to a place where you can picture her with someone else.
-Women will take your time.
-Watching other guys fuck your girl. Same concept as porno. Watching a strange guy smash a strange woman. We want to watch a monstrosity KILL IT. That's why Asian porn doesn't turn us on. Don't ever think you're weirdfor exploring what turns you on. You have a freedom in your mind that lets you look at a woman's sexuality and divide it from who she is as a person.
-Why do I say bitch? Its a belief system. Its just to say to you that I'm going to say a word that you don't like, and you're not going to do anything about it. And that's a dichotomy for all manship. The word bitch represents something that's so repugnant to women, but the fact is, I choose to say it or choose not to. That's the amount of respect you earn from me. Its not the respect that you are automatically entitled to. You're not entitled to the door being opened. You're not entitled to me laying down my good coat over a puddle. You're not entitled to me wrestling an alligator to save your life. Its desire, that's all. That's all the word bitch is, just to let you know "hey bitch". And you go "don't be CALLIN me no bitch!" And I go "ok bitch". Now what? What's option 2??? I want to give you options. To make me NOT want to call you a bitch. "Do you love your mother?" I love my mother TO Death! That has nothing to do with you. My mother used to be somebody's bitch. And they had to deal with my mother's bullshit.
-You don't have to conquer them with physicality. You have to conquer them with LOGIC. And make them look at you like "You know what? I'm going to follow this guy, because he knows where he's going."
-But when a woman dont respect you, they test your manhood. CONSTANTLY. It wears you out. But I'm going to tell you what, its just like fighting the terrorists. You gonna stop? You gonna take a break? THEY DONT TAKE BREAKS. They out there trying to kills us with lipstick and Gatorade. WOMEN ARE INSURGENTS. Making improvised explosive devices. And the day that you go "I don't want to. I don't feel like checking her mind" BLAM!!! You fingerless motherfucker! You can't be tired. You're dealing with the worst terrorists there are - women. They're brutal. And here's what makes them the most brutal - they don't do it maliciously. Its an organic response. Its instinct. Its like if you have a pet rattlesnake. You've got to always know its going to bite you. Women do things instinctively. I'm not saying they're disloyal. But they do it on an instinctive level. And they bash you down. Its not because they want to. And that's the thing. Going back to the terrorist thing - you are fighting someone with an ideal. An ideology, a philosophy, about killing you. And I'm the TSA guy going to work. I'm trying to fight somebody with a belief system. You gotta get a belief system into your happiness. And make it an unconscious, natural thing. And that's when women will get the point, that if they start doing their shit
-She will love you until you make the wah-wah noise.
-Her attractiveness to me is that I'm a pimp. Its my strength that makes me attractive to her.
-I out logic her
-She was looking forward to the next level of taking my shit, so that she can feel comfortable. She hates me. But she loves me. But she loves hating me. She loves the passion that the hatred for me has.
-If you ever in your life yell at another guy you might as well go with him. If another guy evoked passion in you, where you're yelling and screaming at him, you might as well go with him. Women's hatred is just like love. Its the same thing. If a girl is indifferent to you, then its lost. When your girl gets like that, and a guy in the street evokes anger in her, then its over.
-They pretend what they're doing is not malicious, and its not, its nature. And so we have to be dilligent and purposeful, to combat their belief system.
-The most you can hope for is a couple months rest. In between belts. When they're calling you master.
-Sometimes you go "ill release myself as long as you don't get abusive." Which is what happens to women as Soon as they get an in. Soon as you give them an inch, they take a mile. You can't get mad about it. You can't hit em. You can't choke them. You can't tell at em. You have to be dilligent until they get the option in their head. Until they think first "ok, am I getting ready to do some righteous shit, or am I going to do some drama shit? Because its not worth what's going to happen" if I need to talk to my girl for an hour, I'll talk to her for 5. Until she's like "I'm going to die if I have to listen to this *****" she can't out argue me. I'm going to find a way because of two things 1) i think I'm right and 2) I'm a guy and were competitive. I will do anything g to make your point stupid.
-You might be right 8 times and be wrong 2, but its worth it to be right the 8 and sneak in the 2 by buying something.
-The friend zone - Don't play. Don't even let anybody know you have a ball. First of all, its pathetic. And you're starting 2 cars behind. Say you're driving down a one way street. And once you're behind, you can get 3 cars behind if someone pulls out in front of you. Emotionally.
-Women don't know what's satisfying to them. So the abuse they give you that works. When she knows that you're gonna be the guy that hangs around and is going to be unhappy about not getting the pussy, but still hanging around
-When you do comedy - When you bomb, you don't get out of it by trying to make them happy. You make it worse. You take two grenades and throw them into the ground and kill everyone. Because what you don't want is to give the audience the power to know they can affect you. Because they will not do what you think normal humans do, which is go "aww, he's having a bad time, the poor guy, let's help him through this." They will go "ooooh, I get to take my foot and run it in his neck and control him? MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" They will let you flail. You have to go "I CONTROL MY DESTINY"
-You cannot start behind. You can't play a basketball game and spot the opponent 20 points. You can't do that. That's what women want you to do. They don't want you to say what important to you. They're going to tell you what's important to them. And what this does, it doesn't make them go " I want him". It makes them go "I'm gonna control this guy. Because he's a pussy. And I want this thing In My life." Who's going to come plug in the VCR? Who's going to come move the fridge? You, ASSHOLE!
-She felt the pressure of you not being there, and then you let up. You have to now be willing to take an L. You have to explain to her what her vagina means to you. Explain that it means nothing and it means everything. What that means is, if you go to dinner and someone gives you a fork, is that special? Its not special. But, its important and its essential. You gotta let a woman know that her pussy is the fork. You gotta let her know that "yes sweetie, I need to eat with it. Its important. But it ain't special to me. But it doesn't mean to me what you think it means. What it does is makes me like you now. It consummates what you mean to me."
-Its like wheels on a car. You can't drive a car without wheels. But you don't look at the wheels and go "wow, these are special!" You go "I need the wheels to drive the car!" But you don't go "these wheels are mine. I love these wheels!
-She's holding you hostage with the idea of pussy. You gotta give her some medicine. Women hate honesty. Its like eating the worst casserole in the world. You gotta be willing to take the L. You've been treating me like this duck for a long time.
-My friendship is my love. My live my friendship my time my love is all the same to me. You've been abusing me. You've been using my time. You've been using my love for you. Knowing that I want you, you've been hanging around me not giving me what I need. Which makes you think your pussy is worth more than my whole existence. Either you ante up with some cooch. And you take it dude. You UNLOAD on it. Don't me making love to her. And you tell her "you goofy whore? this is it? This is your fuck game? This is what you've been making me wait for? And you're not even a soldier in bed?" You take it out on her. And then you tell her "thank you. Now if you want to be friends now, true friends, we can be friends."
-And don't do it as a tactic. You have to be righteous. Be righteous with the fact that you're laying it down. Because if you do it as a tactic, and then go as being a friend and back to moving the refrigerator, you're finished. You're finished forever. So you gotta either take the L and just never talk to her again, or blow it up and go "you gotta give me some pussy or you are never to talk to me again."
-Two forms of taking the L - 1) completely dismiss her, or 2) tell her you've taken enough of my time for me to find out if you've got some good ass.
-Her vagina smells like the inside of a boxing glove after a 12 round fight.
-Its not being a jerk. Its learning how to take that filter - pulling out your own teeth - how you feel, and just word it. "I feel like I'm being taken advantage of. I feel like you're using me. This is how I feel. Now it may be wrong, it may be right, but this is how I feel. I'm telling you what's in my gut. I feel something. And I'm not gonna automatically destroy what I feel to make you feel better.
-If a girl goes "I love you" and you don't love her, you just need to have a logic. You say "well I don't love you, but I'm going to stay the guy that you love! I'm going to be the same motherfucker you fell in love with. I'm not going to change. So are you in love with me Due to the fact that you think I'm in love with you, relative to that? Or do you love me regardless of how I feel? Don't you love me whether I love you or not?" Yeah I guess.... "Alright then shut up. Lets just live life. Lets just live what we're doing. Don't mess it up by making me take all the energy I have in being this guy that you're REALLY in to, and then turn it into love. Now I gotta love you. Now I gotta be committed. And that's ENERGY for a man. You're gonna take all the energy he has to be spontaneous , to do things, to massage your feet, to LIKE you. And sometimes a guy liking you is better than a guy loving you. You start doing to people you love becaue you think its your god given right, you're entitled to. People you like, you self moderate. You go, "you know what, I can't place this on a person I like". And women do that. A woman who thinks you like her, and she likes you, doesn't ask you about your other girlfriends. She's happy with what she's got.
-SOS BAND - whenever you're with me - I'd rather have a piece of you than have all of none.
-You're gonna love him before he loves you because he's showing you all the best of himself. You're not! You're not showing the best of you before he gets pussy. Before he gets pussy, Its him auditioning for pussy. So you're getting the best of a guy. So you're gonna love him first. So when you start to love a guy, you're like "I love him and I want him to live me too". You don't have any skill once you go "wait a minute, I love this motherfucker!" Lets start putting in effect PLAN LOVE. You just sit there and go "I love you! I love you!! you should love me too!!!"
-The bottom bitch - the girl that embraces pimps. His main girl that really isn't a prostitute. His assistance. The woman who teaches the other students. The physicians assistant. She teaches the other women. The 4th degree black belt. Who doesn't mind that you teach other classes as sensei.
-They're going to love you first anyway. That's the nature of women. What we have to give, for what we want, is much more than they have to give for what they want. And they don't even give. Its redundant to say that they are going to fall in love with you first. Any guy who falls in love with a woman first, has low self esteem and he's having trouble getting pussy. And its the idea of getting pussy that's making him go "I'm just gonna love her because I can't get no other pussy." But no guy falls in live with a woman for her personality. Because we really don't give a shit. We don't give a shit if you can't read. We don't give a shit if you've got a job. We don't give a shit if you got 7 kids. We just don't care. If a guy goes "baby, I've got three kids", she goes "UGH!" If a woman tells a guy "I've got three kids" a guy goes "well, are they asleep?" "Good that means you're fucking!"
-And then love is a thing that sneaks up on a guys. Where we just keep a chick around for so long that you realize she's a trooper. She becomes a force of habit. We're creatures of habit.
-And if you fall in love with a bitch, 9 times out of 10, she loses all respect for him. She feels something's wrong. And they kick him to the curb. The challenge for her is ruined. It sounds fucked up to women, but think about what goes on - he's putting his best foot, he's being respectful, all "hi, how are you?" He's working for the pussy! And you know he's working!
-Then what happens is, you start to feel. A woman needs to like you to fuck you. The thing that I'm giving a woman is the SAME thing I'm giving her to want to fuck me. To want to have sex with me is the same thing. So she's thinking "he's so attractive, he's so sexy. I want to fuck him!" AND "I want to be with him." But a guy, he wants to fuck you first. And then its like "ok, I'll keep fucking you..." And then he goes "I think I want to be with her." "Do I like this bitch?"
-Threesome rules - just let the women go at it. I know its hardcore, and you want to become a serial killer. A room of naked bitches that you jut want to kill it. But you've got to understand that when its you and two women, the GIRLS RUN IT. They run the show. Don't be a cock blocker. If one of them likes dick, they will work you in. They can't help it. But its not the other bitches fault - its your wife's. You have to go in and touch your wife. Because the other chick is going to do anything your wife does. What's going to happen - your wife brings you in and you start kissing on her. Feeling her up. And eventually, your wife is going to start moving that chick in the direction of your balls. The wife is the liaison. Just jerk off on the side, one of them will come, then the other will come, and then be patient and one will come to you. YOU CAN NOT BE SELFISH.
-The three rules of threesomes:
1) let your girl/wife set it up
2) don't be too excited about who your wife picks.
3) don't fuck the other bitch after your the threesome or the wife falls asleep.
-I'm never going to put myself in a position to not be happy, ever again. And that was the moment when something swept over me when I realized "I am going to live like this."
-I would give women the power. I would make pussy so powerful in my life.
-I don't beleive nature to make mistakes. What happens is supposed to happen. Women outnumber men. If men outnumbered women, there would be wars over women.
-Stop being so defensive about side pussy.
-What you are, when I talk to you on the street, I just got my human resources department open. Like, I got my secretary for my company, but, at the same time, I always gotta put out applications. Just in case this bitch leaves me without 2 weeks notice. She might slip and fall. She might try to sue the company. I gotta replace her, just incase she leaves the company. And that's what women don't understand - there's a shortage of men. You don't have a lot of options.
-These women are selling me what I want to buy.
-I would give them the power by making pussy so powerful. Giving it power in my life. Then I finally realized "I'm better than this". I am not going to put myself in a position by going "oh I live you booby woobie" I found that being a dick - Going back to why I say bitch - it doesn't mean anything to me. its just a belief system. Its just to say to myself "I can say bitch." And I BELIEVE in it. I'm gonna see if I can have you get mad at it, and I'm gonna stay firm.
-Were all pussy motherfuckers. And we cry like a bitch curled up in the fetal position in the corner. OVER WHAT? If your girl left you, what would you REALLY miss about her? What? Her funny jokes. How she always talked to you when you wanted to be left alone? Women miss the routine! Its the arrogance and the ego. Its possession! When you thought the bitch was yours. I be got 5 watches and 4 of them I never wear. But if a ***** steals one you're furious! Your ego is damaged.
-You thought you were in love. And missed hanging out. But that's not it. Mostly, we just miss pussy. Pussy's not a routine. When you use pussy as a weapon, are you going to give your weapon it to the enemy every night? No! You're going to hold off and make him suffer until you can use it to your advantage.
-You have to send your girls out to fuck other guys. Its ego if you can't wrap your head around it. Do you have something of value that you don't give a fuck about? But its yours and you want it, but it gets not attention? Its a possession. You know when a kid gets a dog. And he doesn't feed the dog or walk it. But when you go "I'm going to get rid of the dog!" And he goes "NO THATS MY DOG. I LOVE HIM!" You have to send your girl out with the confidence that she'll come back to you after. You think that another guy is going to expose your faulty fucking! She's going to go "I didn't know what I was missing!" Some ***** is out there with a dick that reaches her bladder. Some guy is fucking her till she pees on herself. He's packing a dick that reaches her bladder. You don't have a pee dick! That's why I go out and actively embrace another guy fucking your girl. You have to hope your mind game overwhelmed his fuck game. You can't keep a girl with your fuck game. You can't keep a 21 year old with your fuck game. Its something else. Its leadership. They have to think that that you're a winner. You thinking some guy is better than you. You gotta have her thinking . Any woman can get dick. They can't get that satisfying sex. But they can't get that energy. The orgasmic thing you give her.
-Don't be afraid to use vibrators and dildos. She associates any sexual activity that makes her feel good to you. Its no good without you. If she uses the vibrator, she attributes it to you because she got the pleasure of you using it with you.
-Why these women can not leave jerry - there's a way of life. Women do not introduce the things they want sexually. the things they want sexually.
-You can't say "choke me". Because the whole idea of you choking her is lost because she's telling you to choke her!
-You still got the silicon pack that comes with a new pair of shoes? That new pussy smell?
-A lot of women believe that they're different than other women. You're not. In your jealousy, this is how warped you get. You believe that any thing that takes up your mans time is "another woman". If its video games, djing, or work, doesn't matter. You get jealous of anything that you think is more important than you in the relationship.
-When the value of your pussy depreciates, like a Ford Taurus.