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This article deserves some kind of award. It is by far one of the funniest snarky pieces I have read in a long time. The fact that this guy is standing there on stage with a rifle with no sights is the perfect metaphor.


 
this is an actual tweet from the united states government



i honestly just can't deal with these fucking people
 

Officially resigns due to violation of coronavirus rules. Not because he has an affair with someone whom he appointed into his employment.
And no one's talking about how is pub landlord got a PPE contract and the brother of his mistress who also got a multi-million in the hundreds track and trace contract.
 
They are but the mainstream press is in thrall to this government.

Not seen rampant cronysim as the government in a while tbh. And no consequence at all. Hancock also enriched his family members (and by extension himself as he had an undeclared 20% stake in the company).

This a government of calamity and rank and file incompetence. No matter your political persuasion.
 
They are but the mainstream press is in thrall to this government.

Not seen rampant cronysim as the government in a while tbh. And no consequence at all. Hancock also enriched his family members (and by extension himself as he had an undeclared 20% stake in the company).

This a government of calamity and rank and file incompetence. No matter your political persuasion.
I forgot about the 20% and he also was doing government business via his Gmail account.

The only thing they got right was the vaccine procurement and roll out. Then they decided to blow it, by stalling opening up.
 

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Clearly, they're not very bright are they? Plenty of environmental degradation in the former Soviet Union from nuclear catastrophe to the draining of the Aral sea.

It's all vague and at a superficial level with these youngsters. Socialism for the TikTok generation. But of course, a capitalist system is not best placed to support a generation of gullible kids with useless degrees.
 
Clearly, they're not very bright are they? Plenty of environmental degradation in the former Soviet Union from nuclear catastrophe to the draining of the Aral sea.
yes and of course nothing else happened there that could have caused these issues.

It's all vague and at a superficial level with these youngsters. Socialism for the TikTok generation. But of course, a capitalist system is not best placed to support a generation of gullible kids with useless degrees.
but the capitalist system produced those gullible kids with useless degrees. don't you see the inherent issue with this logic?
 
yes and of course nothing else happened there that could have caused these issues.


but the capitalist system produced those gullible kids with useless degrees. don't you see the inherent issue with this logic?
If you can tell me what socialism has produced of any worth, other than the AK-47, I'm all ears.
 
If you can tell me what socialism has produced of any worth, other than the AK-47, I'm all ears.
The two greatest expansions of wealth in a populace in history. The largest numbers of people lifted out poverty in history. 100% literacy rates and a cancer vaccine? Any of this work?
 
And you hold these as exemplars of how to run a society?
did i say that? they had their issues, surely, but if society is going to evolve they need to be built upon in an improved way and not necessarily just repeated in exactly the same manner.
You accuse Grand Potentate Grand Potentate of many things but not a commie pinko. But he will tell you he is a commie pinko.
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I suspected, but I was hoping that it was just youthful enthusiasm...

Hahahaa. He ain’t no youth
jesus god i wish!
 
did i say that? they had their issues, surely, but if society is going to evolve they need to be built upon in an improved way and not necessarily just repeated in exactly the same manner.

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jesus god i wish!
I think we’ve made a breakthrough now that all can see that you are not in the commie closet.
 
what the fuck is up with Bimbert dressed like trailer trash, dancing and then loving herself over doing it?

 
what the fuck is up with Bimbert dressed like trailer trash, dancing and then loving herself over doing it?

Didn't she talk about how she and/or her family were on welfare when she was young?

*Now* she may not need it, but I'd be interested in her explanation of how she and her family would have got by when she was young if they didn't have government welfare... It's hard to grow up to be a conservative politician if you don't make it out of childhood.
 
Didn't she talk about how she and/or her family were on welfare when she was young?

*Now* she may not need it, but I'd be interested in her explanation of how she and her family would have got by when she was young if they didn't have government welfare... It's hard to grow up to be a conservative politician if you don't make it out of childhood.
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