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"Nicola Sturgeon gave multiple reasons for her resignation - but the police investigation into her party's finances was not one of them.

'But there are huge questions I think to answer for both Humza Yousaf and Nicola Sturgeon about what they knew and when.'"

I guess there won't be any referendum to secede any time soon...that is if there is any money left to campaign for one.
 
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Tyrants? I thought the President just came up a few weeks ago and had a good time.
 
They settled for less than half. They could probably use the rest and cover the next lawsuit which won't be awarding $2B plus.

I wonder if anyone was actually preparing to testify or everyone at Fox knew it was going to be settled.
 

"Even these former Soviet countries don't have an effective status under international law because there is no international agreement under international law to concretise their status as sovereign countries,"

I assume there is nothing 'concrete' about Taiwan's status.
 
I see that Tucker Carlson just got fired by Fox. I'll miss him. "A national tragedy," as I remarked to my wife.
 

“So, I think it’s very important, as you have heard from so many incredible leaders, for us at every moment in time — and certainly this one — to see the moment in time in which we exist and are present, and to be able to contextualize it, to understand where we exist in the history and in the moment as it relates not only to the past but the future,”
 

6 in 10 Americans are against Trump running. DeSantis is 37% behind Trump and facing his own lawsuit.

Nikki Haley bringing up the rear with a new campaign slogan: "He announced that he’s running again in 2024, and I think that we can all be very clear and say with a matter of fact that if you vote for Joe Biden you really are counting on a President Harris, because the idea that he would make it until 86 years old is not something that I think is likely,"

Do people actually pay for speech writers these days or they just wing it like Kamala Harris?
 

"Will be meeting with many wonderful friends, and cutting a ribbon for a new and spectacular second course in Aberdeen."

For a moment I thought he was following DeSantis trying to establish his bona fides in foreign policy...
 

My campaign will be built around how I trounce Mickey Mouse
 

"For hundreds of years before World War Two, the area was known as Königsberg and was part of East Prussia. Królewiec is the Polish translation of Königsberg."

Why not rename it back to Konigsberg? Then it's not politically influenced by either side.
 

“'I’m endorsing both,' she said in a telephone interview. 'DeSantis has a lot of promise for the future, and Trump is great now.'"

I endorse everyone and anyone so when everyone and anyone wins, I win.
 

"'We need to let our kids just be kids,' Mr DeSantis said as he signed the five bills on Wednesday at the evangelical Cambridge Christian School in Tampa.
'What we've said in Florida is we are going to remain a refuge of sanity and a citadel of normalcy.'"

Quality that Presidents are made of.
 

"....a new law that bans Chinese nationals from purchasing property in large swaths of the state.

The law applies to properties within 10 miles (16 kilometers) of military installations and other 'critical infrastructure' and also affects citizens of Cuba, Venezuela, Syria, Iran, Russia, and North Korea.

The law is set to take affect July 1. It will be a felony for Chinese people to buy property in restricted areas or for any person or real estate company to knowingly sell to restricted people. For the other targeted nations, the penalty is a misdemeanor for buyers and sellers."

Florida is where woke goes to die....now expanding to Chinese, Cubans, Venezuelans, Syrians, Iranians, Russians, and North Koreans.
 


For the 70K of 600K people blessed enough to listen to it.
 
 

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