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SHIT TOWNs of Australia POWER RANKINGS 29/10/23
1. Branxholm, TAS - Creep who sexually assaulted two goats avoids jail
2. Launceston, TAS - Man stabbed after confronting teens on roof of Kmart
3. Townsville, QLD - Teens do laps of youth detention centre in stolen Audi; 14-year-old charged with armed robbery; bloke caught on CCTV stealing butt plug
4. Adelaide, SA - 2 teens arrested after fire destroys supermarket; bar fined for offering patrons free drinks based on their bra size
5. Sydney, NSW - Man charged after allegedly biting cop and leading police on high-speed chase; wing-surfer wiped out by whale
6. Hamilton, VIC - Burglar throws bong at homeowner in attempt to escape
7. Perth, WA - Gronk leads police on 2-hour low-speed chase and posts it on TikTok
8. Kalgoorlie, WA - Woman allegedly loses toes during decapitation of iconic statue
9. Dubbo, NSW - Zoo gardener fights off angry ostrich with Whipper Snipper
10. Port Pirie, SA - Still shit
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A local island is for sale for almost 10 million. Would love to live here. Would need a helicopter licence to fly from nearby airfields.

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wow, that is so memorable, and l couldn't help but watch it twice, and l am sure l will watch it many more times tonight :lol such an aussie video too.
 
 
I remember growing up it was pretty normal for kids to get a cake on their birthday and the grown men got strippers. It was a mostly a cringy and embarrassing experience for the birthday boy, and never particularly sexy.

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I remember growing up it was pretty normal for kids to get a cake on their birthday and the grown men got strippers. It was a mostly a cringy and embarrassing experience for the birthday boy, and never particularly sexy.

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