Things You Just Don't Get

[Grand Potentate]

I'll start - paddleboard yoga. Who in the fuck thought this was necessary???

 

[Grand Potentate]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/11/paddle-board-yoga_n_894626.html#s306579

 

[Pauly Chase]

Nascar.

This. Never understood.

 

[OfficePants]

This. Never understood.

To understand NASCAR, your left hand must permanently be frozen in the shape of a semi circle. Why?


Anyone who gets the answer wins a can of Budweiser.

 

[OfficePants]

^ what don't you get about married couples?

 

[OfficePants]

500 miles in a circle? Children can do that.

:negative: No Budweiser for you.

 

[ter1413]

http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/miley-cyrus-tops-maxim-hot-100-list-163929671.html

 

[Pauly Chase]

I would totally smash Palin

 

[Zé Ferreira]

Kardashians in general.

 

[Zé Ferreira]

Sh** like this.

 

[Grand Potentate]

Painting her nails?

 

[Zé Ferreira]

That, trying to be festive/cutesy, and then instagramming it.

That and feet are ugly in general.

 

[Grand Potentate]

That, trying to be festive/cutesy, and then instagramming it.

That and feet are ugly in general.

The people in the Famke Jannsen appreciation thread might disagree with you.

 

[Russell Street]

 

[Zé Ferreira]

I wore my USMNT jersey today for the 4th in place of a horrendous flag-print t-shirt.:truestory-90:

 

[Russell Street]

Sofia Vergara

 

[Grand Potentate]

Sofia Vergara

As an actress or as a sex symbol?

 

[Russell Street]

As an actress or as a sex symbol?

Never seen her act. She is a lackluster sex symbol for me due to the harsh thick eyebrows alone.

 

[Grand Potentate]

Never seen her act. She is a lackluster sex symbol for me due to the harsh thick eyebrows alone.

The latin thing doesn't do it for you?

 

[ter1413]

Sofia Vergara

Honestly, +1.

 

[ter1413]

This shit! Buy a fucking camera!

 

[Russell Street]

The latin thing doesn't do it for you?

Features not delicate or feminine enough.

This shit! Buy a fucking camera!

http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=padhole

 

[ter1413]

Features not delicate or feminine enough.

http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=padhole

I was in Thailand a few weeks ago and was at the Grand Palace(I had been before.) People walking around with iPads taking flicks and I happen to bump into 1 and he looked at me as if I did something wrong.

BUY A FUCKING CAMERA!

 

[ter1413]

As an actress or as a sex symbol?

An actress?
She plays ONE role. The ditzy spanish chick with the heavy accent.
She is hardly an actress.

 

[Grand Potentate]

An actress?
She plays ONE role. The ditzy spanish chick with the heavy accent.
She is hardly an actress.

Thus, something that you wouldn't get...

 

[Russell Street]

An actress?
She plays ONE role. The ditzy spanish chick with the heavy accent.
She is hardly an actress.

I thought this was Penelope Cruz/Selma Hayek. Or is she the third leg of this triumvirate?

 

[Russell Street]

Bruno Mars.

 

[Thruth]

I am sure it has been posted before but it cannot be repeated enough: sweatpants in public (not coming to and from the gym but as a clothing choice). I saw a 50+ y.o. woman yesterday walking into a shop with sweatpants. It looks fucked up especially when she was carrying a fake Chanel shoulder bag.

Stop it!

 

[Russell Street]

But that heavy pilly knit stuff is so bloomin' comfy?

 

[Russell Street]

Puppy pregnancy syndrome

Should I ask how the heck you learned of this?

 

[OfficePants]

I was reading up on rabies and came across that gem.

And this was just for light reading?

 

[Russell Street]

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Sh** like this.

Oh wow, I know a lady that got into these nail decal things, and there is some unwritten code on photographing fingernails that for some reason seems to include clutching something.

Spoiler: like this

 

[Allen Smithee]

James, thank you for stumbling upon that wiki entry. It leads to this one, which I am forwarding to m y screenwriter for inspiration.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_superstitions_in_India

 

[Grand Potentate]

Japanese high school baseball players apologize to fans for not making it into the national tournament

http://kotaku.com/the-sport-of-japanese-apologizing-1610093249/+tcraggs22

 

[Russell Street]

See, American will have a giant-ass parade that closes of major roads and all if some stupid team wins some athletic competition. But what about the losers?
The Japs have it right. If the fans owe you something, you owe something to the fans.
GWB Jr. should be out in a stockade so citizens could throw tomatoes at his face for all his failures.

 

[Allen Smithee]

disgraced japs- why you no do sepukku for bringing shame to the village? Your elders weep.

 

[Russell Street]

That's extra fucked up because it's all about the exposition. It's not for the deceased, it's so the living can be visible in their remembrance.
I get the feeling that these are the same tackies that do the roadside memorials for the shithead that drove off the road and into a tree.
Mourn in private, you ghouls. And spare us the tragedy of the drunk spazz that was mercifully snuffed out by his own stupidity.

 

[OfficePants]

Well, its easier than getting a teardrop tattoo.

 

[OfficePants]

You're only supposed to get teardrop tattoos for people you personally have killed. Motherfucking poseurs.

"I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou."

I thought they were for fallen upstanding citizens that just happened to be a member of their gang.

 

[Thruth]

Traditionally it was a marker that you had whacked someone