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Day 2 of Nor'Easter here, so just casual in the office with some Cordings face melting green trousers and worn out Lacoste polo.

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Wow doghouse doghouse you bloody rock it man. great use of color and another winner on your wrist. I'm still wearing my swatch and seiko's. All my money goes to the suit supply mtm program, and the occasional item from luca (rubinacci) or lino (ieluzzi)
 

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Finally got a day off work! Going to buy some beard oil to see if it’s a hipster gimmick or something I’m going to start needing now. View attachment 33994
is this really a serious look? the shirt unbuttoned up to your belly button? i thought that was only a thing in naples (italy). also you gotta start using some better products for that beard man! there must be a beard maintainence thread on this board where you can get some pro tips?
 

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is this really a serious look? the shirt unbuttoned up to your belly button? i thought that was only a thing in naples (italy). also you gotta start using some better products for that beard man! there must be a beard maintainence thread on this board where you can get some pro tips?
Use coconut oil, you can rub it on your face and shine your bespoke shoes. Top look.
 

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Use coconut oil, you can rub it on your face and shine your bespoke shoes. Top look.
Serious Wonder Oil. I use it on my firearms after reading an article by a biochemist that tested the lubricating properties of various oils in different temperatures. The Frog Lube brand of products is basically coconut oil with a few additives to justify the silly price.

But I did trim down the beard a bit a few weeks ago after my kids said I looked like the Castaway Jonesy character from their video game. 😂
 

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Ok, here it goes. One of my more recent suit supply numbers. Pretty bold. Very much a statement suit. Or fu piece, as menswear expert dirnelli would say

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ASSHAT ASSHAT Thruth Thruth love to hear your honest feedback please. Thanks!
 

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Ok, here it goes. One of my more recent suit supply numbers. Pretty bold. Very much a statement suit. Or fu piece, as menswear expert dirnelli would say

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ASSHAT ASSHAT Thruth Thruth love to hear your honest feedback please. Thanks!
why you hav vag camel toe? that is not sprezz. Frankly that is a suit I would expect someone using a Walker would wear. Especially on a ginger.
 

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why you hav vag camel toe? that is not sprezz. Frankly that is a suit I would expect someone using a Walker would wear. Especially on a ginger.
wow hard to please crowd. Kinda creapy you are zooming in on my crotch there. But whatever rings your bell mate.
 

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wow hard to please crowd. Kinda creapy you are zooming in on my crotch there. But whatever rings your bell mate.
ObviousVag™. first thing that jumps out at anyone. Good think it is not a gunt.
 

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Wow. Astonishing they let you be a moderator on here. Anyway, I’ll just continue and post another one tomorrow.
well you will learn that I am a benevolent moderator. Ask around. ASSHAT ASSHAT would be a good one for that as he has been around for a while. I kinda like to leave things go along their own natural way. someone's shit needs to be pretty rank for me to swing the ban hammer. I mean I didn't move your WAYWT post the Disagreeable thread did I?
 

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Ok, here it goes. One of my more recent suit supply numbers. Pretty bold. Very much a statement suit. Or fu piece, as menswear expert dirnelli would say

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ASSHAT ASSHAT Thruth Thruth love to hear your honest feedback please. Thanks!
There's too much going on here...That cloth would be loud as a jacket (even for Huntsman) Its way to loud for suit.

And secondly don't pose with your hands like that, after overcoming the visual onslaught of the cloth, the eye is drawn to the loins...
 

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Ok, here it goes. One of my more recent suit supply numbers. Pretty bold. Very much a statement suit. Or fu piece, as menswear expert dirnelli would say

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ASSHAT ASSHAT Thruth Thruth love to hear your honest feedback please. Thanks!
I agree, an excellent male interpretation of the dirndl Oktoberfest style....oh sorry I see you stated ''dirnelli''.

As a Dutch gent, why are you dressing like this?

It's Italian peacock suit stylee. Works down in Napoli, but not in Northern Europe and on many levels.

You need to be forging your own unique style. Half Dutch/Half English.

Edit: whilst the actual sizing isn't too short or too tight, can SS actually do a proper English style suit or jacket, on all fronts?

What I see in the stores is the Italian look from those who work in there, on the racks and those buying stuff.

Re-edit: Just asking...
 
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I agree, an excellent male interpretation of the dirndl Oktoberfest style....oh sorry I see you stated ''dirnelli''.

As a Dutch gent, why are you dressing like this?

It's Italian peacock suit stylee. Works down in Napoli, but not in Northern Europe and on many levels.

You need to be forging your own unique style. Half Dutch/Half English.
Thanks. I think. I believe the style has become much more international over the last 5-10 years. And is surely much more lively and youthful than the stuffy english style. Long jackets. Everything wide. I’m definitely too young to be dressing like prince charles. Anyway, horses for courses. Interested to see what you gentlemen bring to the table
 

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well you will learn that I am a benevolent moderator. Ask around. ASSHAT ASSHAT would be a good one for that as he has been around for a while. I kinda like to leave things go along their own natural way. someone's shit needs to be pretty rank for me to swing the ban hammer. I mean I didn't move your WAYWT post the Disagreeable thread did I?
Thanks for explaining. Much appreciated. Now show us what you were wearing. Mr know it all.
 

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Thanks for explaining. Much appreciated. Now show us what you were wearing. Mr know it all.
Part of the process of learning what to wear and what not to wear - you have some learning to do based on your first pic but hopefully your other posts will be less seizure-inducing - is desk top research. We used to have some members that were so good at that. Anyway, look at my post totals. Based on that you might find some evidence of what I wear.

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I am less flashy than you.

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Part of the process of learning what to wear and what not to wear - you have some learning to do based on your first pic but hopefully your other posts will be less seizure-inducing - is desk top research. We used to have some members that were so good at that. Anyway, look at my post totals. Based on that you might find some evidence of what I wear.

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I am less flashy than you.

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Totally dig this look Thruth Thruth . Very inspiring. I’m not down with smoking, but I’m not your father. Will do a search for your other fitpics because the above is most promissing👏
 

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Ok, here it goes. One of my more recent suit supply numbers. Pretty bold. Very much a statement suit. Or fu piece, as menswear expert dirnelli would say

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ASSHAT ASSHAT Thruth Thruth love to hear your honest feedback please. Thanks!
My honest feedback is you are an Alpha as fuck troll and unlike all the above suckers i will not bite your trap.

Or you are narcissistic clown who belongs in a dungeon of diseases.
 

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My honest feedback is you are an Alpha as fuck troll and unlike all the above suckers i will not bite your trap.

Or you are narcissistic clown who belongs in a dungeon of diseases.
Wow this is not your typical forum. I don’t kniw what this is all about. Sounds like insider gibberish. And it sounds like you guys don’t want me here.
 

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It’s not the clown suit, it’s being a ginger.

And as if ginger hair is not bad enough, you have the audacity to try and add to it with that facial fungus.

I’d rather be a baldy than a ginge. Unlucky son!
 

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why you hav vag camel toe? that is not sprezz. Frankly that is a suit I would expect someone using a Walker would wear. Especially on a ginger.
How dare you. This does not look like something Walker typically wears. Walkers look is from the much more sophisticated austro hungarian school
 

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How dare you. This does not look like something Walker typically wears. Walkers look is from the much more sophisticated austro hungarian school
No, no, not what Walker would wear. what someone who uses a mobility walker to get around would wear. I am so sorry if my poor English leads one to believe the former and instead of the latter.
 

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Wow this is not your typical forum. I don’t kniw what this is all about. Sounds like insider gibberish. And it sounds like you guys don’t want me here.
this is not a place for crybabies or those who get butt hurt easily. I could have said you look like a combination of Seamless, Caustic Man and Moss Rocks but that would be far too mean even for me. Get to the dark room of disease and develop a callus over your sartorial bung hole. Wear some Dutch red trousers when you go.
 

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this is not a place for crybabies or those who get butt hurt easily. I could have said you look like a combination of Seamless, Caustic Man and Moss Rocks but that would be far too mean even for me. Get to the dark room of disease and develop a callus over your sartorial bung hole. Wear some Dutch red trousers when you go.

Your response is just reinforcing what I'm talking about, which is a stunning but typical lack of awareness and nuance. If you are entertained by repeatedly referring to dark rooms, dungeons and bung holes, you are an idiot, period. That's what six graders do. I could give a shit about your rationalizations, if its as far as your humor has advanced, you are a fucking moron. That's pretty much it.
 

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Your response is just reinforcing what I'm talking about, which is a stunning but typical lack of awareness and nuance. If you are entertained by repeatedly referring to dark rooms, dungeons and bung holes, you are an idiot, period. That's what six graders do. I could give a shit about your rationalizations, if its as far as your humor has advanced, you are a fucking moron. That's pretty much it.
You sir are the jealous arrogant idiot. PRO TIP coming to DW and calling people idiots and fucking morons around me and the people here; on my mothers life I could make one phone call and send you back to puberty with your balls cut off and stuffed in your face, later to be found in a ditch on the outskirts of Tijuana by Polica Federal. No joke, have respect for everybody and yourself or deal with the consequences of your actions. That is grown man talk so handle your business accordingly.
 

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No, no, not what Walker would wear. what someone who uses a mobility walker to get around would wear. I am so sorry if my poor English leads one to believe the former and instead of the latter.
This ''gentleman'', that you support: WALKER, has sent me some serious group gay porn to my personal account here under the heading ''Sorry''.

Unfortunately, members of my family have viewed this over 18 porn as they were close by to me. They are under 18.

I intend to take appropriate action. I have no problem with porn (within the usual realms of appropriateness and decorum), but this is not acceptable whether it being straight/gay/latex/fetish, or whatever, it's over 18 stuff.

Therefore I move against you and with force.
 

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You sir are the jealous arrogant idiot. PRO TIP coming to DW and calling people idiots and fucking morons around me and the people here; on my mothers life I could make one phone call and send you back to puberty with your balls cut off and stuffed in your face, later to be found in a ditch on the outskirts of Tijuana by Polica Federal. No joke, have respect for everybody and yourself or deal with the consequences of your actions. That is grown man talk so handle your business accordingly.

OLOLOLOLO WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO BRUH, YOU CANT HANDLE ME. I WAS AT THE GYM DOING 600LBS DEADLIFTS FOR REPS AND I GET A CALL FROM ONE OF MY WORLDMODEL OR SUPERMODEL BITCHEs BEGGING ME TO COME OUT WITH HER. sO I DECIDED TO GO SINCE I HADNT GOTTEN PUSSY IN A COUPLE HOURS AND I DONT FUCK ANYTHING THATS lESS THAN 100% PERFECT. i MEET UP AT A HOOKAH BAR WITH 2 OF HER FRIENDS AND I WAS TEACHING THEM HOW TO SMOKE IT CUZ IM EXPERIENCED AS FUCk WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A BELLY DANCER COMES OUT AND KEEPS STARING AT Me, SO EVERYONE SEES SHE IS STARING ME DOWN AND WANTS ME BUT IM HUMBLE AS fUCK SO I STAY IN MY SEAT. ALL OF A sUDDEN A SPOT LIGHT SHINES DOWN ON ME AND ONE ON HER BUT I STILL SAT DOWN WITH MY SUNGLASSES ON AND MY HOOD UP, SMOKIN oN A CIG WITH MY HEAD DOWN LOOKING GANGSTER AND HUMBLE AS FUCK AND EVERYONE STARTS CHEERING ME ON, SO I FINALLY GET UP AND SHE IMMEDIATLY PUTS HER CLOTH AROUND MY NECK AND GRINDS aLL OVER MY JOCK, SO THEN I sLOWLY TAKE OFF MY SHIRT WITH MY TATTOOS LOOKING SOO HOOD AND mY SKIN GLISTENING WITH MY PECS, BIS AND TRIS LOOKING SWOLLED AND SHREDDED AS FUCK. EVERYONE sEES THIS AND THE MUSIC STOPS SO I GET PISSED AND YELL "DJ, SPIN THAT SHIt!" AND THE MUSIC CONTINUES BLASTING AND EVERYONE STARTS SCREAMING AND CHANTING MY NAME "LOUIE, LOUIE, LOUIE!". tHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE STARTS PUTTIN MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS TO RUB HER PUSSY, SO I GET PISSED, PUNCH A DINNER TABLE BREAKING IT RIGHT IN HALF, LIGHT UP A CIG, GET IN MY HYABUSA MOTORCYCLE, BUST A DOUGHnUT, AND PEEL THE FUCK OUT lOOKING ALPHA AS FUcK.

THATS AS REAL AS IT GETS BRUH, AND THATS AS HUMBLE AS IT GETS. ~ALPHA
 

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OLOLOLOLO WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO BRUH, YOU CANT HANDLE ME. I WAS AT THE GYM DOING 600LBS DEADLIFTS FOR REPS AND I GET A CALL FROM ONE OF MY WORLDMODEL OR SUPERMODEL BITCHEs BEGGING ME TO COME OUT WITH HER. sO I DECIDED TO GO SINCE I HADNT GOTTEN PUSSY IN A COUPLE HOURS AND I DONT FUCK ANYTHING THATS lESS THAN 100% PERFECT. i MEET UP AT A HOOKAH BAR WITH 2 OF HER FRIENDS AND I WAS TEACHING THEM HOW TO SMOKE IT CUZ IM EXPERIENCED AS FUCk WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A BELLY DANCER COMES OUT AND KEEPS STARING AT Me, SO EVERYONE SEES SHE IS STARING ME DOWN AND WANTS ME BUT IM HUMBLE AS fUCK SO I STAY IN MY SEAT. ALL OF A sUDDEN A SPOT LIGHT SHINES DOWN ON ME AND ONE ON HER BUT I STILL SAT DOWN WITH MY SUNGLASSES ON AND MY HOOD UP, SMOKIN oN A CIG WITH MY HEAD DOWN LOOKING GANGSTER AND HUMBLE AS FUCK AND EVERYONE STARTS CHEERING ME ON, SO I FINALLY GET UP AND SHE IMMEDIATLY PUTS HER CLOTH AROUND MY NECK AND GRINDS aLL OVER MY JOCK, SO THEN I sLOWLY TAKE OFF MY SHIRT WITH MY TATTOOS LOOKING SOO HOOD AND mY SKIN GLISTENING WITH MY PECS, BIS AND TRIS LOOKING SWOLLED AND SHREDDED AS FUCK. EVERYONE sEES THIS AND THE MUSIC STOPS SO I GET PISSED AND YELL "DJ, SPIN THAT SHIt!" AND THE MUSIC CONTINUES BLASTING AND EVERYONE STARTS SCREAMING AND CHANTING MY NAME "LOUIE, LOUIE, LOUIE!". tHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE STARTS PUTTIN MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS TO RUB HER PUSSY, SO I GET PISSED, PUNCH A DINNER TABLE BREAKING IT RIGHT IN HALF, LIGHT UP A CIG, GET IN MY HYABUSA MOTORCYCLE, BUST A DOUGHnUT, AND PEEL THE FUCK OUT lOOKING ALPHA AS FUcK.

THATS AS REAL AS IT GETS BRUH, AND THATS AS HUMBLE AS IT GETS. ~ALPHA
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