WWSD: What Would Sarto Do?

[gambit50]

Post a situation, real or imagined(if there is a difference), or merely pose a question and then speculate as to what the greatest untacky Aryan would do and receive the speculations from others about the same or if you are uber lucky you will receive the final truth version from the man of the most UnSpanish sleeves ever, SartoDiNapoli, himself.

Vamos!

 

[Russell Street]

Should I remove all my (plastic) buttons and sew them back on with that chicken foot stitching to make people think my Bengali shirts are from Borrelli?

 

[Sartodi Napoli]

On a men's bathroom, a degenerate does a wink to the Crusader.

What would he do?

 

[Allen Smithee]

On a men's bathroom, a degenerate does a wink to the Crusader.

What would he do?

Politely explain that he does not with to be sodomized or fellated by this gentleman, and request that he use the cisgender bathroom in the future?

 

[Thruth]

On a men's bathroom, a degenerate does a wink to the Crusader.

What would he do?

Go all riot on him like the good old days with his broken steel toe Docs, no?

 

[Thruth]

Okay, Lino Lettuce calls and says "let's go to lunch. Simon and Hugo will be joining us"

What do you do?

 

[Arnathor]

Okay, Lino Lettuce calls and says "let's go to lunch. Simon and Hugo will be joining us"

What do you do?

Get a flamethrower and go Sigourney Weaver on them.

 

[verrihappy]

Who would Sarto choose to spend the night in his dark room of disease?

 

[Scherensammler]

Who would Sarto choose to spend the night in his dark room of disease?

Why choose?

 

[LelandJ]

Who would Sarto choose to spend the night in his dark room of disease?

M'raro's wearing Chorn blue!

 

[LKP]

Imagine you come to work and the new overeager janitor (IN SOUTHERN ITALY, I LOLOLED) has painted all the walls in your dungeon snowy-white and has "removed all those ugly pictures"...
What would you do?

 

[LKP]

ConchitaWurst
FriendCustomer

ACTIVITY PLEASE

 

[verrihappy]

Here or between the two of them?

 

[ConchitaWurst]

vvork sorri

 

[gambit50]

Sarto is faced with the following after capture by the UnSpanish:

1. Sex with this...uh, Rambo babe

2. Being raped by this group of merry lads

3. Or wearing this Burgos Bespoke UnShirt made specifically for the one and only Simon C.

Which does he pray for?
What, if anything, does he do to extricate himself from this situation?

 

[Thruth]

Sarto is faced with the following after capture by the UnSpanish:

1. Sex with this...uh, Rambo babe

2. Being raped by this group of merry lads

3. Or wearing this Burgos Bespoke UnShirt made specifically for the one and only Simon C.

Which does he pray for?
What, if anything, does he do to extricate himself from this situation?

 

[gambit50]

Spoiler: Good Choice

Oh, NO! Something just fell out of one of her 'body pockets'!

 

[Sartodi Napoli]

 

[Allen Smithee]

Would Sartodi Napoli pronounce Tackynacci as Tacky-nacky or Tacky-not-chee?

 

[LelandJ]

Tacky-nazi

 

[gambit50]

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Well, my penis is not on my hand but that's all fine.
So does this mean you will make me a shirt, Sarto?

 

[Sartodi Napoli]

Well, my penis is not on my hand but that's all fine.
So does this mean you will make me a shirt, Sarto?

???

 

[verrihappy]

Well, my penis is not on my hand but that's all fine.
So does this mean you will make me a shirt, Sarto?

He wants your man love up where the sun doesn't shine, Sarto.

 

[verrihappy]

Would Sartodi Napoli pronounce Tackynacci as Tacky-nacky or Tacky-not-chee?

Lube-me-nicely.

 

[Sartodi Napoli]

He wants your man love up where the sun doesn't shine, Sarto.

Ah ok, then Robertito is your "man" lol.

 

[ConchitaWurst]

Ah ok, then Robertito is your "man" lol.

robertito already gas a man, no? or are you suggesting all men threesome?

 

[Sartodi Napoli]

Gas?

robertito already gas a man, no? or are you suggesting all men threesome?

 

[ConchitaWurst]

Gas?

no not gas robertito

 

[Thruth]

Gas?

Has.

 

[Sartodi Napoli]

How many does he has?

 

[verrihappy]

As many as his stretched browneye can take.

 

[robertito]

Ah ok, then Robertito is your "man" lol.

Sarto is not only a famous and reputable shirtmaker. He is also a match-maker.

 

[ConchitaWurst]

Sarto is not only a famous and reputable shirtmaker. He is also a match-maker.

and he has got a highly sensitive gaydar

 

[Scherensammler]

and he has got a highly sensitive gaydar

That's maybe because he's more attractive to men?
Plus, you know what they say: It takes one to know one!

 

[ConchitaWurst]

That's maybe because he's more attractive to men?
Plus, you know what they say: It takes one to know one!

yes absolutely. he descibes himself as an elegant swedish prince

 

[verrihappy]

Sarto is not only a famous and reputable shirtmaker. He is also a match-maker.

Are you a man magnet robertito?

 

[ConchitaWurst]

Are you a man magnet robertito?

we thought he was when he attached a picture of a handsome spaniard strolling down the ramblas or whatever. but it turbed out not to be him. Sartodi Napoli probably knows all about robertito 's looks

 

[robertito]

He likes my pink socks.

 

[ConchitaWurst]

He likes my pink socks.

you keep your socks on?

 

[verrihappy]

Sarto, are you being banned, together with Marco the shill, on Style Forum?