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When you get older, sleeping in is waking up at 5 as usual and then nodding off for 30 or 45 minutes and then lying stupidly in bed till 7 thinking you slept in.
Haven’t been ill since December 2017. Finally broke the streak with this cold.
I just realised I spent 36 hours at home this weekend and I'm on the road again.
Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
If I were a Crawley, today's the day Downton Abbey is sold and no longer the family home of the Crawleys...
Jets flying about this long weekend for the air show. I said to my Syrian work mate that it's just like back home in Damascus.
prince nez
prince nez
Here plane fly over, make noise. Back home, plane fly over, drop bomb. I like this plane better.
You have 2,672 friends and an average of 30 likes per post and no one to have dinner with on a Saturday.
Dropbear
Dropbear
Not sure if I should ‘like’ this post.
At least once a week I think about resigning from my job, but I need the money.
Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
I finally figured out how to replace the flint on my zippo lighters. Versus mailing all of them to Pennsylvania.
I must be the only one from Toronto who doesn't understand why Drake is popular.
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
Why do Indian guys keep using the word club? You can club together these responses.
Bit hung over from Christmas. 1/3 bottle of whiskey and a bottle of wine. This is what happens when you wean yourself off alcohol.
Snow has arrived. Another three months where my morning routine is brushing off salt stains on my trousers.
Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.
My previous employer's pension money left their account and is in the ether en route to my current employer's pension money. Qui bono?
Back from vacation and so mellow at work. How am I going to yell at the subcontractors today?
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