My parents were right, should've become a doctor...
and then we're going to spitroast your sister
*it's been a hard day's night and and I've been working like a dog*
...sono di nuovo quei fottuti froci...
Those fucking moroccans...at least my Vuciña stayed clean.
Damn it this Korean syph...
I have no idea who most of these people are. Fucking hell, is that Emily Blunt? Lady, lay off the plastic surgery. Also, what's the fascination with the guy who looks like the love child of Chucky and Beetlejuice?
Have you ever been airtight?
Baruch the midget and lightskin Malcolm X Jr
Slay queen!!!!
Parents hide your prepubescent children
If only Simon polished his shoes as much as his head
Propecia anyone?
WDYM am I a friend of Dorothy's?
Qu'est-ce que c'est le heteroflexible?
Je pense donc...
Dude really is a prime example that the best tailoring in the world won't do much for you if you're ugly af and look like a rapist in a 90s thriller. 44yo, really? Life must've been tough.
Hm, I'll have her liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.