LKP's Sartorial Variety Thread - Everything all at Once

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Arnathor said:
Is it the same as beer farts?
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Not as melodic as Tabasco farts apparently. I was crying in my truck when he posted that. I still laugh each time I think and read about his Tabasco farts. Platinum nose bones and a degenerate homo son on steroids only makes it better
 
Thruth said:
Not as melodic as Tabasco farts apparently. I was crying in my truck when he posted that. I still laugh each time I think and read about his Tabasco farts. Platinum nose bones and a degenerate homo son on steroids only makes it better
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I didn't think it was possible, but I'm as lost as Arnathor Arnathor
 
Rambo said:
I didn't think it was possible, but I'm as lost as Arnathor Arnathor
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Julio and Enrique Iglesias. Sarto is on vacation and refers to Julio. He is asked by Conchita, I think, if Julio is singing there. Then comes Sarto's snapshot of Sr. And Jr. Iglesias and the comparison of their singing to his Tabasco farts. Thank you for being lost, it gave me another opportunity to piss my pants laughing.
 
Thruth said:
Julio and Enrique Iglesias. Sarto is on vacation and refers to Julio. He is asked by Conchita, I think, if Julio is singing there. Then comes Sarto's snapshot of Sr. And Jr. Iglesias and the comparison of their singing to his Tabasco farts. Thank you for being lost, it gave me another opportunity to piss my pants laughing.
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now i am laughing
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Arnathor said:
What is a platinum nose bone?
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Structural component to replace eroded natural tissue due to cocaine abuse. Although I have never heard of or seen such a thing. Normal reconstruction is with cartilage replacement grafts from ribs. Must be a Spanish and/or elite thing.

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But I recommend this guy as he can also change your nose from a big honking ethnic one to a nice normal white guy nose

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ConchitaWurst said:
i have the one in white that is no longer available in the webshop, goes with anything, the black one is a bit more difficult
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oh man, you are lucky. how come there are so many great zangers in Holland that never seem to make it over here?
 
After establishing the term, I think that Tabasco farts now have to have a ™ attached.
It should also be added to the dictionary accordingly!
 
Thruth said:
oh man, you are lucky. how come there are so many great zangers in Holland that never seem to make it over here?
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They could do, if they started singing in Englutch (English and Dutch). Worked in Spanglish for Ricky Martin and at least for one of the Iglesias'. The main question is, does Rinus sound better than Sarto's Tabasco farts™? We definitely need an audio sample of the latter!
 
Had a chance to photograph a professional instrumental guitarist from Toronto, Maneli Jamal. The man has lived in 8 different countries, I believe. Super nice and is off to play in the land of Spanish Sleeves and for the merrockeens who busted Sarto's back door?11054422_1610199335884221_4881561410418807448_o.webp 11016116_1610199339217554_4787791744538123988_o.webp
 
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LKP said:
he looks very spanish
awful minority
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thought he was my cousin....

All russians are now in Spain look at the pic Sarto posted. This is the orthodox church of Javea. btw what is Sarto doing in the homeland now. has he been fired from his job a shirtmaker in Naples is he in Spanish learning how to stitch the Spanish sleeve? is the light in Alicante better for his tie pictures? Just curious....
 
robertito said:
thought he was my cousin....

All russians are now in Spain look at the pic Sarto posted. This is the orthodox church of Javea. btw what is Sarto doing in the homeland now. has he been fired from his job a shirtmaker in Naples is he in Spanish learning how to stitch the Spanish sleeve? is the light in Alicante better for his tie pictures? Just curious....
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LKP said:
real esspenssiv racing with great cars only 12 cylinders no 8 cylinder welfare cars all great all cool all KGB all REAL MEN all ekfogiwrjfhowteiwgregwiotjrewgrewigorjtqfwgrhutiwgrhgtewgrgtwh
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That´s it!

I am just Living la vida loca! Today to stormy to have a round on this gasoline super boats this people has so will do a lot of drifting on the wet road abusing of the diplomatic inmunity of this great slavics.
 
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