Ridiculous Stories In The News

Allen Smithee said:
you missed that babe Chrystia Freeland.
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She's a journo

Not that I agree with government politics but sometimes a man has to be a man.

And there's a bloody women's only club three blocks away. I don't see anyone going there to protest and picket it's unfair men can't get in.
 
Fwiffo said:
I fear the Greeks will lay claim to it - Austerity guilt - you robbed the lot of us you krauts.
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They'll claim they were once Olympic medals. Not much sadder than a culture relying on it's past achievements in the modern world.
 
The Sex Ed Revolution: a portrait of the powerful political bloc that's waging war on Queen's Park

I'm letting out a big sigh skimming through this. Especially the one stay at home father who says "pleasure" was the deal breaker in the sex education curriculum. God knows how they made their three children. Just because your wife got FGM doesn't mean the rest of the world practises it.

There's always a chance to go to the caliphate and practice sharia law you wanks. Or be punished with gang rape in India or be restricted to having only one child in China unless you pay a tariff.

I grew up in the province and already went through birthing videos and cheesy drama skits on a projector or VHS tape (yes I'm old). Only difference I can think of now is the inclusion of gays and lesbians in the teaching material.
 
Fwiffo said:
Especially the one stay at home father who says "pleasure" was the deal breaker in the sex education curriculum
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The guy has a point. It's not really relevant to the point of their education. I'm pretty sure when they come in and rail against drinking, smoking, and drugs that they don't mention the allure of the euphoria and give tips on how to enhance it. Fun was never mentioned in driver's ed.
 
Really? When I was in school they kept going on and on about lubrication and astroglide.

Alright, I guess people shag others as part of carnal human outlet and then go repent at a mosque or synagogue that they have stained themselves.
 
Rambo said:
You've GOT to be a Catholic. There's no other explanation for this.
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Of course I practice the best faith there is.
Is someone going to pretend that the reason for sex-ed is to make sure teens (and pre-teens) get enough jollies? The pretense was always something about safety and public health. The program was wondered off the reservation a bit.
 
Russell Street said:
Is someone going to pretend that the reason for sex-ed is to make sure teens (and pre-teens) get enough jollies?
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Yes, I'll stand up and defend that one. That statement is fucking ridiculous. Teens are going to fuck either way. Sex-Ed is supposed to be there to help them understand their bodies, understand sex, and hopefully keep from getting knocked up.
 
Household Six and I spent some time in Sweden on leave this summer. Amazing nation where they start sex-ed in grade school. It has among the lowest rates of teen pregnancy in the civilized world. Swedes talk about sex over dinner. During dinners out. The horizontal mambo is their national pasttime. They can't wrap their heads around what we're so hung up about over here; it baffles them. They have the highest STD rate in Europe but free medical care, which goes to prove you can't have everything.

We drove past a town in northern Sweden whose name translated to "Cunt Lake." I'd move to Northern Europe tomorrow if I could.
 
Rain Man said:
Household Six and I spent some time in Sweden on leave this summer. Amazing nation where they start sex-ed in grade school. It has among the lowest rates of teen pregnancy in the civilized world. Swedes talk about sex over dinner. During dinners out. The horizontal mambo is their national pasttime. They can't wrap their heads around what we're so hung up about over here; it baffles them. They have the highest STD rate in Europe but free medical care, which goes to prove you can't have everything.

We drove past a town in northern Sweden whose name translated to "Cunt Lake." I'd move to Northern Europe tomorrow if I could.
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sounds like a paradise. plus they have those little meatballs with the lingonberry shit. so delicious.
 
Rambo said:
sounds like a paradise. plus they have those little meatballs with the lingonberry shit. so delicious.
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The food is great but they drink shit beer. They've taken to that metallic, coppery English Bitters aftertaste the way that metrosexualis non pectoralis -- the urban spoon-chested hipster -- has taken to double- and triple-IPAs and any other beer that requires you to pull your face out of your mouth between sips because it's "an acquired taste."

The Swedes also drink this bullshit they call "schnapps," but don't let them fool you; it's really brennevin, which tastes exactly like downing a shot glass full of Deep Woods Off. I literally used it as an effective bug repellent at one point. I'm fairly sure that the entire country has a standing rule to only offer terrible drinks to foreigners, either as a practical joke or to keep the immigration to a minimum.
 
Rambo said:
It tastes like shit?
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Boddington's tastes like rubbish. And that's all over North America (for whatever reason..probably because of Budweiser).

Hand pulling and hops are good. If people want fruit, they should eat fruit instead of pretending their beer is nutritious.

Now I'm salivating over a pint of pride.
 
Rambo said:
Yes, I'll stand up and defend that one. That statement is fucking ridiculous. Teens are going to fuck either way. Sex-Ed is supposed to be there to help them understand their bodies, understand sex, and hopefully keep from getting knocked up.
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Well yeah, why? Because it's painful? No, maybe they already know about bodily pleasure and instructional time is better spent on what they don't already know and are less likely to learn on their own?
Also, you forgot disease.
Driver's ed is all about safety, responsibility, penalties. Can you imagine if some dimwit came in and said "Hey kids, I know you're all going to speed and crash anyway cuz that's what teens do, but make sure you have fun and try not to kill anyone or get a ticket huhuhuh!" How long would that guy have a job?
 
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