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Trump: "Can I ask the President: with other dignitaries from other countries, presidents or prime ministers, does he bring them here?"

Xi: "Very few. We usually don’t hold diplomatic events here. Even after we started having some, it’s still extremely rare. For example, Putin."

Trump: "Good. I like it,"
 

14 years of Tory infighting and madness came to an end ....and.......

oh no ugh GIF by Kim's Convenience
 

“She begged me to take a photo with her. She wanted a photo with me so badly — I could have skipped it, but I felt sorry for her,”

At least he didn’t call you sweetheart.
Trump: "I moved on her actually. You know she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I'll admit it. I did try and fuck her, she was married."

Unknown: "That's huge news there."

Trump: "No, no, Nancy. No this was [inaudible] and I moved on her very heavily in fact I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said I'll show you where they have some nice furniture. I moved on her like a bitch. I couldn't get there and she was married. Then all-of-a-sudden I see her, she's now got the big phony tits and everything. She's totally changed her look."

Bush: "Your girl's hot as shit. In the purple."

Multiple voices: "Whoah. Yes. Whoah."

Bush: "Yes. The Donald has scored. Whoah my man."

Trump: "Look at you. You are a pussy."

Bush: "You gotta get the thumbs up."

Trump: "Maybe it's a different one."

Bush: "It better not be the publicist. No, it's, it's her."

Trump: "Yeah that's her with the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything."

Bush: "Whatever you want."

Trump: "Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything."
 

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