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    the Strange and Unusual.

    Well, now I've got personal experience with them. They basically abscond with the fucking corpse and then sell it back to you. My corporeal form must be used for pranks.
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    Today, In Awesome

    Answer me in riddles!
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    Today, In Awesome

    This matters to few but, just to clarify, you don't think a pug is a dog? A canid? What is your first language?
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    Today, In Awesome

    I've got a pug! Half a pug, she's a Schipperke mix. Ugly as sin, she's got a face like Motorhead, huge under bite. My wife adopted her in Atlanta. Very unpleasant to look at. Not nice, either. I love her.
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    Today, In Awesome

    They are not. I love your curiosity. You're a good person and a value to any community you deign to participate in. A Mountain Lion, Cougar, Panther and Puma are largely interchangeable from my memory of Bio105 (it's been a while). I can't find any studies claiming they are currently...
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    Today, In Awesome

    A house cat, right? Domesticated? Not a cougar, mountain lion or puma? That's like equating a large Spaniel to a Wolf.
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    Today, In Awesome

    I agree, I just don't think I would have had the time to consider my actions in that situation. I would have been scared. I would react instinctually. I would fight. Keep in mind: I don't eat animals, I advocate for their safety. I'm a dog person, everybody else should be too. Do you want...
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    Insane Religious Stories In The News

    Religion does a lot of good for a lot of people. Sometimes it doesn't. I don't personally adhere too closely, but I understand why others do. I actually think relenting to a higher power would be a relief. Demonic possession? Reaching.
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    The Trump Presidency

    Did you think it distracted/detracted from the Cohen testimony? I do. If that was the Republican intention: mission accomplished. There was never a NorK deal. Trump probably doesn't know that.
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    Today, In Awesome

    As a vegetarian and advocate for proper, considerate treatment of animals these past 26 years, I appreciate your compassion. But what would you do if 24 pounds of muscle, teeth and claws decided it wanted to take you down? What if it didn't give up? What weighs 24 pounds? A toddler, maybe...
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    Insane Religious Stories In The News

    It's the Pimp version of the "Acts of God" or "Force Majeure" clause when you do long-term parking at the airport. I love it, it's great, monetize. Put it in contracts, trademarks. Send it somewhere stupid. Utah; Montana; Church of Scientology; Harper's Ferry, West Virginia; just north of...
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    Insane Religious Stories In The News

    Okay, okay, okay... I post here irregularly so you must have a reputation/online-personality that I am unfamiliar with. I missed the gestation of the Pimp. I get it, now. You're a heel... the rudo. I like it, you're doing it right, you're a healthy bacteria in this system. Also...
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    Fencing?

    A man living illegally on the south end of the island where I live used a sword to cut off most of his girlfriends' head. As in, she was not beheaded entirely, rather from around the mouth (circumferential) up. The neck and jaw must have remained with the corpus. They were off-the-grid...
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    The Next Election, Political News, and Other Forms of Comedy (US & Intl)

    If you should try to come back at me with links, please check their veracity and validity first. It is a courtesy that I afford you and I will be granted the same.
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