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No mention of his criminality or sexuality or poor business practices here, just discussion on his personal stylistic choice that this bizarre brand spokesperson has adopted for himself.
amok free in utter defiance to the mores of good taste.
His gladheateher clown shoes are quite terrible, and I like spectator shoes. I own a pair of spectator shoes. But they don't have that odd stripe across the toes or that awful lacing system.
His adoption of citrus, tropical, and primary colors is daring, but not really in a good way. He seems not to understand the wise advise of having only one really attention-drawing item at a time. And his breezy light resort colors are not used in the right context.
I have always hated the exaggerated pocket square display. This should be a visible tip of an iceberg, but he embraces and exemplifies the more is more idea by having a giant flourish overflowing instead of a small hint discreetly displayed.
His giant butcher/cabana stripe shirts are just insane and I have never seen anything like them.
I don't hate the blue glasses, but again, this is a bold item that should stand on it's own and not be paired with other eye-grabbing pieces. I can't say the fit ever wows me, but others may have a better eye for that.
Honestly, I always figured that he was an insurance salesman trying to convince the draft board that he was a slightly insane flaming homosexual, but Thruth points out that he may be utterly guileless and uninhibited, letting his inner animal/child totally runHey, he's just a crazy cat, stylin' in his own unique way, living his dream. A dream he has had since he was a child. Why you all hating on him?
He was a JOURNALIST for YEARS. Years! He is a tie maker! He doesn't even take shit from his wife! He is living his dream!
He is prancing in the country. In gladheatehers! Who of us can do that without being beaten to death by our families and strangers alike?
Despite what we say, the fabrics are ALL vintage. It must be true and we are the misguided ones.
Oh, how I long for my own Mimo Pirozzi instead of my tailor Won Hung Lo.
I want to dance, to prance in bespoke pants that make even Ambrozi (Ambrosi, Ameoba?) cry. He has taken bondage pants out of the dungeon and into the mainstream world.
I want my eyesight to fail so I too can wear blue spectacles so I may jauntily touch them between thumb and forefinger to accentuate a point I have just made or to elevate my photo shoots to something resembling art.
He is the inner you, he is the inner me. He is the creepy skinner inside of us clawing to crawl out from within us all and bugger the world. But unlike him we are too scared, too weak to let our demons free.
But he is unfettered and alive. Look closely at his pictures and you can see the remains of the skin he has shed like a snake. He is a butterfly and we are but squirming larvae. He has evolved while we still dig in the dirt with rudimentary tools. He has the feathers of a bird while we have the oily fur of otters.
Some have breakfast at Tiffany's others have lunch at Maresca's. He sups on the souls of fools who long for vintage thirsts of ancient craftsmanship.
He is a prophet. His ties are icons, nay crucifixes for what he represents is a religion and we are lowly heretics.
Don't you see it? Don't you want to see it?
OhSartodi Napoli save us from ourselves!
His gladheateher clown shoes are quite terrible, and I like spectator shoes. I own a pair of spectator shoes. But they don't have that odd stripe across the toes or that awful lacing system.
His adoption of citrus, tropical, and primary colors is daring, but not really in a good way. He seems not to understand the wise advise of having only one really attention-drawing item at a time. And his breezy light resort colors are not used in the right context.
I have always hated the exaggerated pocket square display. This should be a visible tip of an iceberg, but he embraces and exemplifies the more is more idea by having a giant flourish overflowing instead of a small hint discreetly displayed.
His giant butcher/cabana stripe shirts are just insane and I have never seen anything like them.
I don't hate the blue glasses, but again, this is a bold item that should stand on it's own and not be paired with other eye-grabbing pieces. I can't say the fit ever wows me, but others may have a better eye for that.
If the tie and pocket square had about 1/3 the area showing, and the tie pattern were maybe 1/6 scale...
