LelandJ
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Donkey light sheen rub coco oil fantastico!
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You must not listen to music. Kanye West is the savior of modern music, this generation's Elvis or the Beatles, but bigger and better.
Kim is the fat-assed Armenian with the sex tape.
Think the bug that I had is coming back. Feel like dogshit.
Of courseYou still on those pain killers?
Seriously?Why the fuck would he be looking at me in the shower through the mirror?!
Seriously?
This asshole also ratted me out for using essential oils, which everyone loves, on the sauna rocks. Don't know if he's trying to push me over the edge to get me banned.
I'm really having trouble understanding why you're not able to understand this situation. Like, seriously, its causing me head pain.Sounds like entrapment right? But I didn't mention I shaved before I showered which took a good five to ten minutes so it wasn't like he was following me right into the shower.. I think he would've thought I would've been done by then.
Jesus Christ this shit's fucked up any which way.
Also, please don't do this. Nobody loves it. Fucking sauna smells like Vicks Vap-o-Rub for a week.This asshole also ratted me out for using essential oils, which everyone loves, on the sauna rocks. Don't know if he's trying to push me over the edge to get me banned.
I'm really having trouble understanding why you're not able to understand this situation. Like, seriously, its causing me head pain.
Also, please don't do this. Nobody loves it. Fucking sauna smells like Vicks Vap-o-Rub for a week.
Ugh. God damn hippy.No one puts them on directly, there's a water bucket and we pour it in each ladle before hitting the rocks. This is common sense.
Eucalyptus, lavender, and my favorite spearmint.
...Eucalyptus, lavender, and my favorite spearmint.
Next time you're in there with your friend try chloroform.
Stupid autocorrectFTFY.
I go to sauna today and the guy who caused trouble before was there. We ignored each other in the sauna as should be but when I leave to go shower inside he follows me in shortly. He doesn't use soap so he finishes faster than me, there's a mirror where I could see him getting dressed right in front of my locker (he knows it's mine since I'm the only one with a red lock) and he's looking back at me in the damn shower through the side mirror! I move slower thinking the asshole is ready to go, the locker room's huge at least 25' by 25' and no one else inside plenty of room to have his own space but I see he's now moving snail's pace sitting on a bench right in front of my locker. Not about to stall any longer I walk up to my locker, completely naked mind you, and my butt is god knows less than a couple feet away from his face. After I open my lock I see he finally moved around to face the other direction, that's a good 20 seconds he's staring right at my bare ass.
If he's straight then he wouldn't have enjoyed that, nor do I ever want some guy's face near my ass, but if he's homo then he crossed the line. Why the fuck would he be looking at me in the shower through the mirror?!
This happens again I might lose my cool.
Why anyone uses gym facilities is beyond me. And showering in these open spaces is doubly so.
I go to sauna today and the guy who caused trouble before was there. We ignored each other in the sauna as should be but when I leave to go shower inside he follows me in shortly. He doesn't use soap so he finishes faster than me, there's a mirror where I could see him getting dressed right in front of my locker (he knows it's mine since I'm the only one with a red lock) and he's looking back at me in the damn shower through the side mirror! I move slower thinking the asshole is ready to go, the locker room's huge at least 25' by 25' and no one else inside plenty of room to have his own space but I see he's now moving snail's pace sitting on a bench right in front of my locker. Not about to stall any longer I walk up to my locker, completely naked mind you, and my butt is god knows less than a couple feet away from his face. After I open my lock I see he finally moved around to face the other direction, that's a good 20 seconds he's staring right at my bare ass.
If he's straight then he wouldn't have enjoyed that, nor do I ever want some guy's face near my ass, but if he's homo then he crossed the line. Why the fuck would he be looking at me in the shower through the mirror?!
This happens again I might lose my cool.
It only gets better, the guy (has almost no facial hair) started shaving in the locker room which he never did before.
It only gets better, the guy (has almost no facial hair) started shaving in the locker room which he never did before.
Just be grateful he's doing his face and hasn't got a leg cocked up on the bench, shaving his ballsack.
where did he say he started to shave his non existing facial hair?
Whatever sins you commit with Sarto's your business but ease off the excitement here Conchita.
You have to shower afterwards.
You have to shower AT HOME afterwards.
And drive home in what clothes?
You have to shower AT HOME afterwards.