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Dear God, man. Tell me you have an EU stop-gap bail-out rescue plan I’m place to keep an emergency source of caffeine flowing while traditional production lines are interrupted!

My go-to when the Nespresso (frequently) breaks down is to make cold brew.
I know. Scary. I’ve been using my bodum but it’s not the same. My Italian friends insist I need to stop behaving like a child and “upgrade” to a moka pot

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That Nespresso Vertuo is costing me dear, especially as the eldest has got into the Barrista caramel malarkey.

As I buy through the Nespresso website, it's easy to see how much I'm spending, the last couple of months - coffee bill = €200+. Approx 10 capsules a day. My contribition to that is between 1-3 max. Generally, 1 or 2.
Your ability to turn anything into a problem never ceases to amaze me. Just get one of those Saeco, Jura, whatever all-in-one machines and be done with it. You can then source your coffee beans from a hipster shop and complain about the woke idiots in their beanie hats working there and how they symbolize the downfall of Western civilization. Should bei a win-win situation for you.
 
Your ability to turn anything into a problem never ceases to amaze me. Just get one of those Saeco, Jura, whatever all-in-one machines and be done with it. You can then source your coffee beans from a hipster shop and complain about the woke idiots in their beanie hats working there and how they symbolize the downfall of Western civilization. Should bei a win-win situation for you.
It is what it is, expensive shit.
 
It is what it is, expensive shit.

nah, not really. You’re just buying into the expensive nespresso nonsense.

1kg of premium coffee beans (eg Monmouth Coffee from Borough Market) is 28GBP. A single shot espresso is 9g, so you can get 110 shots per bag, or 25p per shot.

If you’re doing 10 shots a day, or 300 shots a month, that’s 75quid a month.

You’re just overspending.
 
nah, not really. You’re just buying into the expensive nespresso nonsense.

1kg of premium coffee beans (eg Monmouth Coffee from Borough Market) is 28GBP. A single shot espresso is 9g, so you can get 110 shots per bag, or 25p per shot.

If you’re doing 10 shots a day, or 300 shots a month, that’s 75quid a month.

You’re just overspending.
I know that, I've just sussed it out. I fell for all the bling, trinkets and colourfull pods.

We do have proper coffee machines in this house and the mother-in-law, when she was here, wouldn't use anything else.
 
I think Rambo said the same thing to me a few pages back: Nespresso is great for that one cup when you’re in a rush. Once you start doing multiple pods a day, it’s time to look for a proper coffee maker.

I’m using the Nespresso to force myself to cut down my coffee intake. It’s ‘sort of’ working.
 
I think Rambo said the same thing to me a few pages back: Nespresso is great for that one cup when you’re in a rush. Once you start doing multiple pods a day, it’s time to look for a proper coffee maker.

I’m using the Nespresso to force myself to cut down my coffee intake. It’s ‘sort of’ working.
indeed i did. i also said to stay away from the vertuo machines because they're even more expensive than the regular machines.
 
indeed i did. i also said to stay away from the vertuo machines because they're even more expensive than the regular machines.
Meanwhile, I’m on my fourth vertuo in two years (warranty replacements), but this one seems to be working well. I am doing a cleaning cycle after every twenty cups as well.
 
Meanwhile, I’m on my fourth vertuo in two years (warranty replacements), but this one seems to be working well. I am doing a cleaning cycle after every twenty cups as well.
That’s ridiculous. I still have my original machine from 10+ years ago.
 
Was it any good?

I was a regularly hung-over 20 year-old trying to get my shit together to make it to class in a share-house with four other degenerates and whoever else crashed there overnight, so I’m not sure I’d trust my recollection on who good the coffee was. I *think* it was better than French press though.

I do remember it was a bitch to clean and never made enough (we would regularly make the coffee super strong by over filling the coffee compartment and then add additional water).

I’m trying to cut-down on crap in the kitchen that doesn’t get used regularly, or else I’d probably but one as a back-up.
 
I was a regularly hung-over 20 year-old trying to get my shit together to make it to class in a share-house with four other degenerates and whoever else crashed there overnight, so I’m not sure I’d trust my recollection on who good the coffee was. I *think* it was better than French press though.

I do remember it was a bitch to clean and never made enough (we would regularly make the coffee super strong by over filling the coffee compartment and then add additional water).

I’m trying to cut-down on crap in the kitchen that doesn’t get used regularly, or else I’d probably but one as a back-up.

I hear you. I’m just curious about it
 
We just have too many gadgets in the kitchen. My wife has a milk frothed think she uses for her tea and coffee or even just for drinking out milk. And now the kids are into it, making hot chocolates. It’s a losing battle for me to stay minimalist, so I probably should buy a new coffee maker and phase out the pod machines.
 
Anyone here use a moka pot?
I have everything - belt & braces - accumulated over the years - in case of emergencies - - the "new" Breville with inbuilt coffee burr grinder. Ms agrees its the best. Only small negative is its single boiler so have to wait a few seconds after steaming milk before extracting brew.

A near new, 6 months used, DeLonghi full auto machine with inbuilt burr grinder - but couldn't get the grind fine enough. I now realise I could perhaps strip the machine down and do some hacking - after all its only sitting in cupboard.

I also have a Bialetti Moka pot, Vacuum fancy candle driven glass machine thing, a few French presses, an AeroPress, a few pour filter holders that go over a cup, and a stainless steel little one cup filter.

They all have their strengths and weaknesses.
Aeropress great for travelling and making a decent brew mostly.
French press, large, good for making coffee for say 4 people. Downside is grind must be right (and not easy to get right) otherwise you get grit in coffee.
Vacuum fancy machine - OK coffee but more dramatic and fiddly than needed. Fun to show off.
Pour filters can be good coffee but a bit too much faffing around - especially when making more than one cup.

The Moka pot is a must have. Traditional its a medium size for two cups and aluminium. The best I've used was a modern red enamel coated stainless steel one cup.
 
I hear you. I’m just curious about it
I have several. They are good workhorses. If you are an espresso drinker though, you won’t get the crema and what not that you would from a proper machine of course. But at its price point it can’t be beat. (Also, disclaimer, I hate drip coffee)

One thing to note is that you can’t do a partial dose; a 3 cup makes 3 cups and no less. So depending on how much your party varies it might make sense to have several of different sizes. (I have a 1, 3, and 6)
 
Nespresso usually have a deal going to offer cups and other shit if you order enough pods from them. This is getting ridiculous.

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Coffee grinder is back. Life is good.

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Moka experiment was ok. Good fallback in case the machine(s) go(es) on the fritz again.
 
Nespresso is offering 2 free sleeves of Voltesso & Ice Leggero when you buy 8+ of Original or Vertuo sleeves using the codes below.

Vertuo Code: FREECOFFEE2022

Original Code: FREECOFFEE22
 
Thanks to a few of you here making the recommendation, I got an Aeropress for the office. Good coffee. Well made gadget and a cool toy to play with!

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Thanks to a few of you here making the recommendation, I got an Aeropress for the office. Good coffee. Well made gadget and a cool toy to play with!

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Pro tip from me - do the "Old Reverse Press" - no NOT The Reverse Cowgirl at least not at work..


Oh and FFS get rid of that ugly mug

 

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