Disagreeable Menswear Post Of The Day

[Leitmotif]

FFS man don't be racist - he is from GREASY GAUCHO SPIC LAND!!!1!

Mumbo Jumbo is their language...

Gaucho is for argentinians.

 

[Cato]

Can someone please explain what this kid is trying to pull off?

Sartorial debauchery aside... what the fuck happened to his hair? Looks like someone took a lawn edger to it, then stopped halfway through out of spite.

 

[Rain Man]

Sartorial debauchery aside... what the fuck happened to his hair? Looks like someone took a lawn edger to it, then stopped halfway through out of spite.

Or the stylist carved a permanent part into his skull with an ice pick.

Which, let's be frank, he likely deserved.

 

[LelandJ]

We've seen this guy/tie before, hoping this will be the last.

 

[LelandJ]

Someone please tell Gerry to quit dressing like a midwestern teen:

 

[Arnathor]

Someone please tell Gerry to quit dressing like a midwestern teen:

I might be out of work soon...

 

[Grand Potentate]

I might be out of work soon...

huh?

 

[Arnathor]

My younger hipster clients might be enticed to leave me and go to Gerry since he actually wears colourful clothes.

 

[Scherensammler]

Arnathor ,what's with your new avatar? Looks like a prosthetic for Lino, only for the wrong hand!

 

[Arnathor]

Arnathor ,what's with your new avatar? Looks like a prosthetic for Lino, only for the wrong hand!

Very good observation dear! Exactly what I wanted!

 

[Grand Potentate]

Arnathor ,what's with your new avatar? Looks like a prosthetic for Lino, only for the wrong hand!

Its this creepy wooden hand thing he uses for jerking off/taking product photos.

 

[Arnathor]

Its this creepy wooden hand thing he uses for jerking off/taking product photos.

That too.

 

[walker]

so everyone can fuck around with dumpster king except me? amazing ... ps: probably, I nailed it, strike!!!

Someone please tell Gerry to quit dressing like a midwestern teen:

 

[Grand Potentate]

so everyone can fuck around with dumpster king except me? amazing ... ps: probably, I nailed it, strike!!!

yes. you've used up all your dumpster king talk time.

 

[walker]

yes. you've used up all your dumpster king talk time.

no probs. he will get enough disagreeable talk time, no worries. the put is on article delievers. you can always go from there ... this is such an amazing gift to the world. its unbelievable. I'm luvin it. keep up the good work guys ...

 

[Monkeyface]

Someone please tell Gerry to quit dressing like a midwestern teen:

Cut him some slack, he's still learning how to dress casually.

 

[LelandJ]

Cut him some slack, he's still learning how to dress casually.

What age do you expect a grown man able to handle his business accordingly?

 

[Cato]

Someone please tell Gerry to quit dressing like a midwestern teen:

What is with these guys and their insistence on incongruent backdrops for their shoots? Three-piece suits in graffitied alleys, coalminer cosplays in shopping malls, now we are catching Moby Dick in canvas sneakers and denim jackets?

The only appropriate dress for this scene:

 

[InstaHate]

Went sploring. Found some nasty.

There is not one thing good about this picture or this outfit.

Why the fuck would anybody want this on their pants?

You are too old and too red for that outfit.

Guy on the left is the ideal cellmate.

 

[InstaHate]

AND I tracked down the source of those awful above shot selfies. And his descriptions are worse than his outfits.

What about people whose job requires them to wear a suit? Just fuck those guys? Ass.

Poorly.

Nor is there a substitute for good diction.

Bitch, you can't button your shit. Terrible manners.

Weekend wear?

Agreed. Please let out your jackets.

a) you are about caps lock
b) suede loafers aren't power shoes
c) what the fuck power steering? I don't see no car

 

[LelandJ]

 

[Grand Potentate]

your brother?

 

[Thruth]

your brother?

Saw that one coming

 

[LelandJ]

 

[prince nez]

WEAR A SUIT WITH PISS ON IT
OR NOT AT ALL.

 

[InstaHate]

I like rkelly 2

 

[Scherensammler]

I like rkelly 2

You, Sir, are a man of distinct taste!!!!

 

[Arnathor]

Carrot Stick Legs, skinny legs with cuffs, blah square fitting jacket, bad loafers, iGent sunglasses sticking out, scarf covering nasty shirt/sweater combo, hat is out of place. Look at that material floating around his behind and the wide hips make his pants look like drop crotch crap that Pauly Chase/Justin Bieber might wear

 

[seamless]

Professional stylist shops at express? Also, still looks like a pedophile.

 

[FriendCustomer]

Once a polack, always a polack

 

[LelandJ]

 

[Arnathor]

What the heck?

 

[seamless]

What the heck?

He's talking about the lapels.

 

[Arnathor]

Trying to beat Thruth !

 

[LelandJ]

I like the lapels, 'higher' stance, but waist seam should be higher and the pockets horizontal. Sleeves too short of course.

 

[fxh]

Professional stylist shops at express? Also, still looks like a pedophile.

Who is this bloke?

Its a look I hate but see a lot around here, ageing balding bloke thinks he used to be cool and now dresses like the "young kids" The leather jacket and "distressed " jeans are the big give-away. Big on TV presenters.

 

[seamless]

Who is this bloke?

Its a look I hate but see a lot around here, ageing balding bloke thinks he used to be cool and now dresses like the "young kids" The leather jacket and "distressed " jeans are the big give-away. Big on TV presenters.

He's a stylist who has worked with AlphaM image consulting. Pretty shaky staffing choices. I think he has done some low key movies. I'll dig up a name.

 

[fxh]

Oh - I keep getting spammed by that AlphaM guy. Possibly the most objectionable of the objectionable online "menswear experts." What sort of idiot pays for that sort of advice?

 

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