Disagreeable Menswear Post Of The Day

[güero]

I take what was on the Instagram account at face value, they stated he was a German industrialist and therefore I assume he must be for our purposes.

I never thought of you as an instafag. Perchance you remember the name of the account? Very interested, because there are probably only a handful left and it's strange encountering one of them on asocial media.

 

[Lumpen]

When I see a “man” on shorts, I ask God why am I the lumpen if I wear real trousers ( given by charity but real ones)

 

[FriendCustomer]

When I see a “man” on shorts, I ask God why am I the lumpen if I wear real trousers ( given by charity but real ones)

because your real trousers are black jeans

 

[Lumpen]

because your real trousers are black jeans

I want this Italian shoes

 

[Pimpernel Smith]

I never thought of you as an instafag. Perchance you remember the name of the account? Very interested, because there are probably only a handful left and it's strange encountering one of them on asocial media.

Here you go matey:

https://www.instagram.com/ettemadis/?hl=en

 

[Capstone]

Here you go matey:

https://www.instagram.com/ettemadis/?hl=en

Now what made you think this geezer is a German industrialist lol

 

[Pimpernel Smith]

Now what made you think this geezer is a German industrialist lol

I stated that I took what was read at face value, I didn't say I believed it. So ''Germany'' + ''#captainsofindustry'' = German industrialist.

 

[FriendCustomer]

Now what made you think this geezer is a German industrialist lol

He is not only tailor to industrialists but also to the garbage and waste management KING of Holland :

 

[Pimpernel Smith]

He is not only tailor to industrialists but also to the garbage and waste management KING of Holland :

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Who is he? I see he has an extensive photo social media presence, including this Rolex passaggiocravatte clone zone delight:

 

[Jupiter]

Turkish bespoke. Very disagreeable.

 

[Pimpernel Smith]

Turkish bespoke. Very disagreeable.

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That was from a flyer he was preparing in case he lost and had to start a second career as a David Byrne tribute act:

 

[Lumpen]

Enema Too funny

Enea Tofani

 

[Jupiter]

Enema Too funny

Enea Tofani

Father,

I must confess my sins: I recently ordered a coat to Toofani. The devil whispered to me the result would be great.

O MY GOD, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee, and I detest all my sins because I dread the loss of Heaven and the pains of Hell; but most of all because they offend Thee, my God, Who art all-good and deserving of all my love. I firmly resolve, with the help of Thy grace, to confess my sins, to do penance, and to amend my life. Amen

 

[aristoi bcn]

Father,

I must confess my sins: I recently ordered a coat to Toofani. The devil whispered to me the result would be great.

O MY GOD, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee, and I detest all my sins because I dread the loss of Heaven and the pains of Hell; but most of all because they offend Thee, my God, Who art all-good and deserving of all my love. I firmly resolve, with the help of Thy grace, to confess my sins, to do penance, and to amend my life. Amen

Did you order a chastity belt like the one in the picture as a penance?

 

[Jupiter]

Did you order a chastity belt like the one in the picture as a penance?

Sadly not. Didn't see Enema in the atelier by the way.

 

[Jupiter]

Florentine drugs abuse.

 

[sirloin]

Chemsex on copenaghen?

 

[Jupiter]

Chemsex on copenaghen?

Dark dressing gown of desire.

 

[fxh]

I like the Luxurious Ironing Board Of Bondage

 

[InstaHate]

Either way, this thread took an arousing turn.

 

[Thruth]

Either way, this thread took an arousing turn.

Arousing. Yes. Very much so. How about some skin tube suits? With pointy shoulders? You will relish the passage of time as you peel the layers from this big headed fool

 

[InstaHate]

Oooooo that head is positively bursting from his suits

 

[Thruth]

Oooooo that head is positively bursting from his suits

You see. I know what you like. What you want. What you need.

A big Belgian head up in here

 

[Thruth]

Must have been a injury-free anniversary celebration at the mine.

 

[Thruth]

A midsummer day's bad dream?

 

[Thruth]

Will cuffs with extra storage room become the next big thing?

 

[Thruth]

 

[Thruth]

 

[Rollo il Gatto]

Ok, as a rookie at this, let me have a try at Thruth's example above. Sleeves on jacket and shirt too short....jacket too short...tie knot doesn't go with the collar. Right? Anything else?

 

[Jupiter]

Ok, as a rookie at this, let me have a try at Thruth's example above. Sleeves on jacket and shirt too short....jacket too short...tie knot doesn't go with the collar. Right? Anything else?

Wrong. The problem is the dickhead inside.

 

[Grand Potentate]

Wrong. The problem is the dickhead inside.

Speaking of dickheads - dont be an asshole to the new people. You need to give them time to get acclimated to how awful you are.

 

[Jupiter]

Speaking of dickheads - dont be an asshole to the new people. You need to give them time to get acclimated to how awful you are.

How WE are you mean.

I know only one rookie here and he is the best rookie we can expect. Do we really need rookies or dukes here?

Where has the DW Central thread gone by? I got some improvement proposals to make regarding the last update.

 

[Kingstonian]

Five thousand quid’s worth?

Should have gone to Specsavers

https://www.permanentstyle.com/2018/06/anderson-sheppard-two-button-jacket-style-breakdown.html

Or even Marks and Sparks where he could get similar for a few hundred.

 

[ballmouse]

After a hundred jackets, he still looks like he has no idea what he's doing.

 

[Kingstonian]

Crompton does not seem to know how to get better clothing for the big ticket prices.

OK he is not a male model, but all the bespoke stuff should make a difference - or else why bother.

He is starting to look similar to Prince William, when he should be aiming to look as well dressed as the Prince of Wales.

He gets a lot of replies on his blog though. He cannot write all of them himself, so some people are interested enough to respond.

 

[Pimpernel Smith]

For five grand I would expect to have the gravitas and distinguished air of the man who broke the bank at Monte Carlo.

What you see is all sickly sweet earnestness lacking all gravitas. I could walk into Oger, or some other similar establishment and come out looking like that with RTW or MTM for about a grand. It doesn't even look English, just another Brit in search of that continental vibe.

 

[Kingstonian]

For five grand I would expect to have the gravitas and distinguished air of the man who broke the bank at Monte Carlo.

Exactly.

 

[Scherensammler]

For five grand I would expect to have the gravitas and distinguished air of the man who broke the bank at Monte Carlo.

What you see is all sickly sweet earnestness lacking all gravitas. I could walk into Oger, or some other similar establishment and come out looking like that with RTW or MTM for about a grand. It doesn't even look English, just another Brit in search of that continental vibe.

I always thought that the over-suppression in the back was done by his eyetalian tailors, but I'm starting to think that he demanded that, since all his jackets have it. Perhaps his first continental tailor did it and he thought it is cool to show your physical shortcomings.

 

[Thruth]

Ok, as a rookie at this, let me have a try at Thruth's example above. Sleeves on jacket and shirt too short....jacket too short...tie knot doesn't go with the collar. Right? Anything else?

Yes, yes, yes + insolent post-hipster head and hair

 

[Scherensammler]

Yes, yes, yes + insolent post-hipster head and hair

Also picture taken in front of what looks like a poor photo wallpaper. And possibly a German brand car.