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Posing with a dog is sooo last year. The hippest iGents are all using their coronababies as the latest Insta prop.
Disagreeable Menswear Post Of The Day
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Jesus Christ. Can we stipulate that Craptom is disagreeable?
There are all kinds of clowns just waiting on SF and AAAC to be featured here.
There are all kinds of clowns just waiting on SF and AAAC to be featured here.
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Johnny Cacarutti always wears shades that look like more or less liquid poo.
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True, but he has better suit tissues and a better tailor (singular) than Craptom. He also has non-flash suits. He is still a lying cunt but I have seen his suit tissues.
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Care to specify? I’ve only seen his Mimmo Pirozzi atrocities.
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what, he never emailed you his sedate tissues and Pirozzi stylings?
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He never introduced you to Sr. Bestetti many hand passes he does?
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No. I’m still very wary of who is a true arthisan or whom to qualify as a tacky. On the latter: BEWARE! May cause VOMIT, NAUSEA, DIARRHEA.
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I honestly can’t decide if that’s even worse or an improvement.
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Battling perfettobenedetto for 1st place in the local offender registry.
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Can we ban whoever post pics of Craptom?
My stomach health asks for it.
My stomach health asks for it.
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A true asstroll.
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I just paid a visit to AAAAAC and went back to January. Apart from one nondescript, it's all Crusty including Crusty reprising how handsome he was in 2009.
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Olololo. Ask Andy & Crusty About Clothes!
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Or maybe, Ask Andy About Crusty's Clothing Choices
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Yes he is a reassuring constant. The outfits folded and laid out in a particular way the night before. The Crusty poses.
If Crusty left AAAC it would collapse. It would be like the ravens leaving the Tower of London.
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I still miss Cruiser.
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Cruiser was good fun. I recall one horror stricken exclamation by one of the old guard : "What hath Cruiser wrought"! You've got to be good to stimulate such dramatics.
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From styleforum: a lot of things went wrong here.
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I don't know if this guy gets his clothing bespoke (you see the same patterns, like the lapel shape and the pocket flaps almost touching the buttons), but in any case it's a very poor work and fit.
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Something quite fucky between his shoulders and collar.
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About everything wrong here. Firstly, not every man‘s personality is double-breasted-ready. With him, it looks as if he’s wearing a skirt. Trousers like leggings. Lapels completely off with the rest.
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Tbh I have seen much worse.
I think in addition to 'fit' issues, he has a congruency issue: peacocking plus conservative thing going on which I find rather garish. Everything screams 'look at me' and not in a pleasant manner: lapel chain, loud pockets squares (who still wears those these days), new shiny loud shoes, DB with gold buttons, outré shirts etc all in boring conservative colours.
I think in addition to 'fit' issues, he has a congruency issue: peacocking plus conservative thing going on which I find rather garish. Everything screams 'look at me' and not in a pleasant manner: lapel chain, loud pockets squares (who still wears those these days), new shiny loud shoes, DB with gold buttons, outré shirts etc all in boring conservative colours.
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Please join us at the pocket square thread lol
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Who recommended him those nasty buttons?
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Could it be, yes he is, channelling his inner-most uptown Jim Morrison reborn immaculate hustling ties of unknown provenance and who is behind the venture, who cares as long as your selling and the rest of us our buying:
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From styleforum:
Extreme sprezz. Tie Penor combined with the back actually facing the wrong way
This guy, apparently not very tall, uses a necktie more or less 30cm too long.
Extreme sprezz. Tie Penor combined with the back actually facing the wrong way
This guy, apparently not very tall, uses a necktie more or less 30cm too long.
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If there were an award, you should receive it for finding that one. I recall JFM commenting years ago how many of the clothing fanciers were poor physical specimens. Your find is a classic example.
As regards the tie, is it indeed a penis substitute or indicator?
Without the hair and lack of a human being's body, would this necessarily be a bad 'outfit'?
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Funnily enough that guy is Sarto's competitor in the tie making business and has company "manufacturing" hand make thirsty ties. 100% made in Naples
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So, he is advertising his wares?
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I hope that this picture is not one of them..
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Unfortunately, that look was popular amongst the #menswear Instagram crowd a few years back - short, skinny trousers showing sockless ankles, clip-on braces, fly-away shirt collars and ties with a back blade that was too long and deliberately turned out so that it face forward. All meant to show "sprezz".
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I think he needs to go visit that headshrinker from Beetlejuice