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[ter1413]

Last night I "Bond Burger" Your Sister?

 

[Dropbear]

Last night I "Bond Burger" Your Sister?

Pierced her buns, maybe?

 

[Arnathor]

Pierce Brosnan, who is in the image, was the 6th actor to play Bond. The burger in the image was the 9th burger on McDonald's menu back in 2007. = Last night, I 69'd your sister.

 

[Dropbear]

 

[Grand Potentate]

 

[ter1413]

My manger would never hear/see me again. The company would be wondering...what ever happened to that dude?

 

[Dropbear]

Two weeks notice? Yeh, maybe in two weeks they would notice I’m not there.

 

[ter1413]

Grand Potentate , would you also take part in an exit interview?

 

[Grand Potentate]

depends on how much i hated the bosses. at the very least i would absolutely go in there and put my balls on the desk. 2 week notice is for suckers.

 

[Dropbear]

 

[Grand Potentate]

 

[Dropbear]

Oh Canada

 

[Dropbear]

 

[Fwiffo]

Is that regularly daily or heavily daily?

 

[Dropbear]

 

[Grand Potentate]

 

[Grand Potentate]

 

[Dropbear]

 

[Grand Potentate]

 

[Dropbear]

How’s the engagement going, Cindy?

 

[Dropbear]

 

[Grand Potentate]

 

[Dropbear]

 

[Dropbear]

 

[Dropbear]

 

[Dropbear]

 

[belinmad]

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Accurate

 

[Grand Potentate]

 

[The Ernesto]

'We old!' and 'Is this from last night?' are my favourites.

 

[Dropbear]

'We old!' and 'Is this from last night?' are my favourites.

I was laughing right up to the point he said that he is 39. That’s how old I was for kid number one.

 

[formby002]

Babies names refused by the French government last year!

 

[Grand Potentate]

Bob l’eponge?

 

[belinmad]

Bob l’eponge?

In Spanish we call him Bob Esponja

 

[Dropbear]

Wife is hardcore!

 

[Dropbear]

 

[Dropbear]

Step charger, what are you doing?

 

[formby002]

Fucking LOL...

 

[Grand Potentate]

 

[Dropbear]

Clearly I need to get onto Twitter. But wtf is going on in number 4?

 

[Dropbear]