Le trio infernal does Napoli

Looks like you all had a gay old time on Naples.
When are each of you planning on going back? This spring, or in the fall?
 
robertito said:
I am quite disappointed
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I am disappointed, too.
No volcano, no fortezza, no mouldy cheese, no murroquans.
Only one hooker for three guys?
Either doctors in the Netherlands are poorly paid and LKP is actually the toilet attendant, or our heroes aren't the high rollers we've been made to believe they are.
 
Scherensammler said:
I am disappointed, too.
No volcano, no fortezza, no mouldy cheese, no murroquans.
Only one hooker for three guys?
Either doctors in the Netherlands are poorly paid and LKP is actually the toilet attendant, or our heroes aren't the high rollers we've been made to believe they are.
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i cannot tell you how much of a relief it actually is to be finally demounted
 
Scherensammler said:
I am disappointed, too.
No volcano, no fortezza, no mouldy cheese, no murroquans.
Only one hooker for three guys?
Either doctors in the Netherlands are poorly paid and LKP is actually the toilet attendant, or our heroes aren't the high rollers we've been made to believe they are.
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Rambo paid these guys to report on tissue stores and humble artisans. No extra funds for sightseeing and sexual escapades
 
Sanchopanza said:
Rambo paid these guys to report on tissue stores and humble artisans. No extra funds for sightseeing and sexual escapades
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What we need is a crowd funding campaign for their next visit. We need better pictures, interviews with the rock stars of Neapolitan tailoring (Rubinacci, Panico, Pirozzi, Ambrosi), plenty shoe and fit pics, more cheese and volcano pics. And lots of hookers.
There are so many occasions to shill and make extra money. LKP LKP could promote a new Konzernprodukt™, ConchitaWurst ConchitaWurst might introduce the Frikandel™ to Neapolitan cuisine, plus whatever FriendCustomer can bring to the table.
 
Scherensammler said:
What we need is a crowd funding campaign for their next visit. We need better pictures, interviews with the rock stars of Neapolitan tailoring (Rubinacci, Panico, Pirozzi, Ambrosi), plenty shoe and fit pics, more cheese and volcano pics. And lots of hookers.
There are so many occasions to shill and make extra money. LKP LKP could promote a new Konzernprodukt™, ConchitaWurst ConchitaWurst might introduce the Frikandel™ to Neapolitan cuisine, plus whatever FriendCustomer can bring to the table.
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I would like to send Leitmotif Leitmotif and Arnathor Arnathor this time, let's give them a chance
 
I quit this forum,

i get impeached everytime i say something/deletes/modded.

So long suckers
 
ConchitaWurst said:
why isnt this thread a featured thread yet?
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the very same question went through my head
i wonder how much TRAFFIC INFLUX this thread has brought to our beloved forum
people from styleforum, stilmagazin, EN GRANDE POMPE, etc. etc. must be DROOLING
 
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Why no pictures of sfogliatelle? Did you guys starve yourselves on the trip so your fancy new clothes would fit?
 
If Grand Potentate Grand Potentate manages to continue raking in those big donations he'll be able to pay for a photographer, maybe even another hooker.
To save money he could look for a hooker/ photographer. Is Eleonora Sebastiani available or does she still hang out with Muhammad?
Unless Arnathor Arnathor is willing to share more than a room with one of the trio?
 
Scherensammler said:
If Grand Potentate Grand Potentate manages to continue raking in those big donations he'll be able to pay for a photographer, maybe even another hooker.
To save money he could look for a hooker/ photographer. Is Eleonora Sebastiani available or does she still hang out with Muhammad?
Unless Arnathor Arnathor is willing to share more than a room with one of the trio?
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You don't want to know what I'll share.
 
Scherensammler said:
If Grand Potentate Grand Potentate manages to continue raking in those big donations he'll be able to pay for a photographer, maybe even another hooker.
To save money he could look for a hooker/ photographer. Is Eleonora Sebastiani available or does she still hang out with Muhammad?
Unless Arnathor Arnathor is willing to share more than a room with one of the trio?
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i think a three-hole-accessible lady is a lot more practical than having more than one!
just saying, YMMV!

i think those hungarians are good at it - maybe W walker can tell more!
 
Scherensammler said:
Yes! I worked in dungeons under streets on Naples for many years.
For a really big penOr we use "G" (for "grande") and it's further down the leg.
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So, I've contacted my old masters and they all confirmed that "P" stands for "penOrino™" (which means small penOr) and they always laugh out loud when the customer is gone.
:truestory:
 
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