And if you were here you were going to bait her with fake posts about going to a protest?
No matter how she looks it's not worth a visit from the cops. It's like sex with your receptionist, or your significant other's sibling, or giving oral to an escort.
So I wasn‘t really aware that „true north“ means dressing up in multiple layers of polar expedition gear when doing minimal walks outside while constantly whining about how cold it is.