Pitti 87

I like this Thai lady. I am certain that ladies from Angola are nice too.
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What does teh conchita wurst do for workz? Do you expose Gianni for a living?
 
Arnathor said:
What does teh conchita wurst do for workz? Do you expose Gianni for a living?
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yeah i'm student of high school of demounting with the eloquent bright mind Sartodinapoli . who has an iq of at least 150 so i'm told. and in my spare time i dick around on menswear fora.

besides i have a monied wife like teg gheyanno. she's my meal ticket.
 
What did I just read? :spit:
I hope she is prettier than Gianni's wife. BTW, is Foo's wife pretty?
 
Arnathor said:
What did I just read? :spit:
I hope she is prettier than Gianni's wife. BTW, is Foo's wife pretty?
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well i'm not a handsome fellow like LKP LKP , so i can't be too picky. imagine humpty-dumpty in a shorter and broader way
standing on two toothpicks
plus double - sometimes triple - chin
 
hello
yeeees i am very handsomeeee
conchita you forgot the PEAR SHAPED GARMENTS which you commission from your bespoke artisans
 
ConchitaWurst said:
young fokkenführer Grand Potentate Grand Potentate and his wingman Thruth Thruth unfortunately took down the thread. it was one of the best threads on this entire forum. it also showcased the examplary sewing skills of Sartodinapoli . his handrolled edges are second to none , i've read.
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Sarto's tie thread exists:

http://www.dressedwell.net/threads/sartodinapolis-lunatic-tie-pocket-square-company.1827/page-4

The tie review thread started by Gufus imploded because Gufus deleted all of his posts and Sarto demanded pictures of himself posted by others be removed as only he should be able to Internet stalk his haters and not vice-versa.
 
LKP said:
makes sense
i'd operate in the same way
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Well to be fair, some of the people Internet stalked by Sarto requested that private and public pictures of them posted by Sarto be removed as well as their names be expunged.

It is a strange relationship shared by all of these people. Sarto has clearly been scammed by the homosexual, non-Christian tacky degenerates who know little about good tailoring that he sends and receives photographs/emails to and from.
 
Thruth said:
Sarto's tie thread exists:

http://www.dressedwell.net/threads/sartodinapolis-lunatic-tie-pocket-square-company.1827/page-4

The tie review thread started by Gufus imploded because Gufus deleted all of his posts and Sarto demanded pictures of himself posted by others be removed as only he should be able to Internet stalk his haters and not vice-versa.
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come on! youmake the decisions sound so reasonable!

you guys should have frozen the thread !! it was the first true dw trainwreck thread.
 
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ConchitaWurst said:
come on! youmake the decisions sound so reasonable!

you guys should have frozen the thread !!
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Freezing a thread is above my pay grade and i was going to ask Grand Potentate Grand Potentate how to do it but I started reading about Sarto's Aryan, decorated WWII hero relation and by the time i was done with the fascinating WikiPedia entries, Gufus had already begun deleting his posts - as is his God given right as defined by the Constitution of the United States of America and it's puppet 51st state Canada - and there was no longer a tie to review.

In the meantime, Sarto had posted Gufus' tie review on other fora where, just by chance, Sarto's homosexual, non-Christian scammers/haters also lurked. They saw this glowing tie review and descended upon DressedWell to continue to torment poor Sarto.

What was their modus operandi, you ask? Very good question. it is quite involved.

First, these dirty, filthy, homosexual, tacky, un-Christians demanded that pictures they had shared with Sarto in private be taken down, as well as their real names that they had clearly shared with him. Now, in Sarto's defence, he only posted these pictures that he received from these degenerates to support his case that he had been scammed. Clearly one look at these people as well as reading their real names posted by Sarto was enough to convince me that he had indeed been wronged. The fact that Sarto did this all over the internet and continued to hound them to the ends of the earth was justified because he had been scammed so badly he might as well have been raped by them as the pain of scamming was far greater.

While the crack DW administrative team was focusing on these spurious requests to have photos secretly shared between the two parties removed, the scammer/haters attacked on a second front. In retrospect, this two-pronged attack is much like I would imagine Sarto's war hero relation would have done.

So these demounted, man-lovers then had the affront to post Sarto's real name and private pictures sent to them by Sarto of himself modelling clothing for them. i am not sure if they requested these particular custom poses or he sent them unsolicited. but that really does not matter. what matters is that they did not have an original thought in their heads but simply copied what Sarto had done to them.

So you see, my inexperience as a moderator and the depth and complexity of the relationship that Sarto has with the homosexual degenerate scammer/haters meant that i was in over my head.

Sadly, the whole thread unraveled much like an Orazio-made-Chiaia-scammed-fussed-pinstriped-odd-jacket-nee-suit-jacket-minus-the-trousers-near-black-in-colour-for-the-blazing-Napoli-summer-sun would do.

All i can do is apologize for my ineptitude.
 
ConchitaWurst said:
come on! youmake the decisions sound so reasonable!

you guys should have frozen the thread !!
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Thruth said:
Freezing a thread is above my pay grade and i was going to ask Grand Potentate Grand Potentate how to do it but I started reading about Sarto's Aryan, decorated WWII hero relation and by the time i was done with the fascinating WikiPedia entries, Gufus had already begun deleting his posts - as is his God given right as defined by the Constitution of the United States of America and it's puppet 51st state Canada - and there was no longer a tie to review.

In the meantime, Sarto had posted Gufus' tie review on other fora where, just by chance, Sarto's homosexual, non-Christian scammers/haters also lurked. They saw this glowing tie review and descended upon DressedWell to continue to torment poor Sarto.

What was their modus operandi, you ask? Very good question. it is quite involved.

First, these dirty, filthy, homosexual, tacky, un-Christians demanded that pictures they had shared with Sarto in private be taken down, as well as their real names that they had clearly shared with him. Now, in Sarto's defence, he only posted these pictures that he received from these degenerates to support his case that he had been scammed. Clearly one look at these people as well as reading their real names posted by Sarto was enough to convince me that he had indeed been wronged. The fact that Sarto did this all over the internet and continued to hound them to the ends of the earth was justified because he had been scammed so badly he might as well have been raped by them as the pain of scamming was far greater.

While the crack DW administrative team was focusing on these spurious requests to have photos secretly shared between the two parties removed, the scammer/haters attacked on a second front. In retrospect, this two-pronged attack is much like I would imagine Sarto's war hero relation would have done.

So these demounted, man-lovers then had the affront to post Sarto's real name and private pictures sent to them by Sarto of himself modelling clothing for them. i am not sure if they requested these particular custom poses or he sent them unsolicited. but that really does not matter. what matters is that they did not have an original thought in their heads but simply copied what Sarto had done to them.

So you see, my inexperience as a moderator and the depth and complexity of the relationship that Sarto has with the homosexual degenerate scammer/haters meant that i was in over my head.

Sadly, the whole thread unraveled much like an Orazio-made-Chiaia-scammed-fussed-pinstriped-odd-jacket-nee-suit-jacket-minus-the-trousers-near-black-in-colour-for-the-blazing-Napoli-summer-sun would do.

All i can do is apologize for my ineptitude.
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if i ever find the dw hall of fame thread again i will cross post. thanks for the laughs g. the only thing is that i don't know now is how to explain to my wife what the hell is so funny that i have tears running over my cheeks.
 
Well, he did start the thread by saying that he met up with Gianni Cerrutti and that, after ordering some ties from Passaggio Cravatte, Gianni then took him to see his favourite tailor, Mimmo Pirozzi (yes, the man who makes the clown clothes for Gianni).

The SF member, WeakMonday, gave Pirozzi some of the iGents' favourite cloth, Solaro, and had a patch-pocket DB jacket and trousers made up in the Solaro cloth.
 
Journeyman said:
Well, he did start the thread by saying that he met up with Gianni Cerrutti and that, after ordering some ties from Passaggio Cravatte, Gianni then took him to see his favourite tailor, Mimmo Pirozzi (yes, the man who makes the clown clothes for Gianni).

The SF member, WeakMonday, gave Pirozzi some of the iGents' favourite cloth, Solaro, and had a patch-pocket DB jacket and trousers made up in the Solaro cloth.
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and paid a stupidly high price.... liek EUR180/meter
this is hilarious
i'd like to overcharge emereken chinamen too
i need a suitable business for that....

and he went to the old drapperze
to be ripped off too
 
Dear Thruth

I would like to be asked to go to bed with a tacky, so I could be both flattered and outraged.

How should go about this

Yours etc
Josemaría Escrivá
 
fxh said:
Dear Thruth

I would like to be asked to go to bed with a tacky, so I could be both flattered and outraged.

How should go about this

Yours etc
Josemaría Escrivá
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Dear Josemaria,

Thank you for your question. Here is my suggestions to help accomplish your dream.

Fly to Napoli. Out of the roughly 12 million tailors select one who is somewhat obscure and does MTM as opposed to bespoke. Make sure they are shilled by someone who you believe to be non-heterosexual and preferably non-Christian. It will also help if you can recognize the signs of mental instability in them from the outset.

Have your inseam measured by them frequently both in the workshop and in public washrooms. Every time the conversation about your commission wanes, bring up the need for another inseam measurement.

Pepper them with emails and attach photos of yourself modelling clothing. Be sure to include denials of your homosexual tendencies even if questions of your persuasion are never brought up to lodge as seeds in their minds.

Eventually you will gain their trust and inevitably they will let their guard down and succumb to your powerful personality that borders on madness and frequently crosses the line between lucidity and psychosis.

At this point, they will proposition you.

You will the be free to begin your descent into a new layer of self-doubt.

Good luck and Godspeed.

Thruth
 
^ Well, the Solaro DB suit isn't perfect but it looks much, much, much better in that photo than it did in the original photos in his thread, where one shoulder looked a bit off and the sleeves looked odd, too. I also think that Solaro cloth looks better from a distance. Up close, you can see the reddish tinge more clearly and the ubiquitous pick-stitching shows up too clearly and looks a bit over-the-top.

His jacket sleeves are still a bit too long, though.
 
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